Despite my new found hatred of doing stuff, I went out again Saturday night. Three of my favorite party throwing crews were teaming up, in Brooklyn, and shit was going to get wild. Whorehouse NYC and Gold Whistle combined forces to throw a party at the after hours spot 35 Beadle. Trouble & Bass took over late night starting about 4:30am with Drop The Lime which I assume led to more music from Star Eyes and Strange VIP but I had to get the fuck out of there around 5:30am.

The party was honestly fucking wild. WC Kids always throw down but they absolutely killed it Saturday night. There were about 100 people on this little tiny stage all just grinding the fuck out of each other. Right when I was thinking the party would explode if they played some NOLA bounce shit they dropped Nicky Da B/ Diplo’s Express Yourself and I am pretty sure at least 16 people got pregnant. At some point I saw some girl climb a wall to try to get to a bottle of Vodka that was floating around Chippy Nonstop twerked herself out of her shirt and Psycho Egyptian performed with a KKK piñata for some reason.

This gallery is reasonably NSFW which will make the creeps happy. People were in various states of undress all night and I put a topless girl in a refrigerator for whatever reason. It seemed like an important idea at the time. Anyway, shit was crazy and I took a lot of photos and you should look at them.

Click here to see all the insane pictures from Whores N Gold at 35 Beadle St.

I was in DC visiting my parents over Christmas and I decided to take a two day trip to Richmond, VA. I went to college there and there are a few girls I wanted to photograph. I wanted to do another shoot with Pam Chemist and I had another girl in mind who ultimately couldn’t shoot. Luckily a couple days before I went down there I read on Twitter that a Burning Angel named Mabel lived down there and I hit her up to shoot as well.

My first night in Richmond I spent with friends but the next afternoon Mabel came over and we did a photo shoot that you will see later. I had plans to shoot Pam later than night when she got off work but at some point I found out that Pam and Mabel were friends so we decided to shoot both of them together. So Mabel and I went to visit a mutual friend at ate at Olive Garden for some reason. When Pam got off work she needed booze and tacos. We ended up hitting a liquor store and a Taco Bell and taking it all back to the hotel.

By the time they ate and had their make up on they were so drunk that we just gave up on a real photo shoot and I took photos of them jumping on the bed and eating tacos. In the end it’s probably way better than any real photo shoot I could have done, plus it was much more hilarious. So yeah, technically this is not the best work I have ever done, but the photos are pretty fucking amazing anyway. Taco Bell + Boobs = art. Trust me, I went to art school.

Click here to see all the insane NSFW photos from Pam & Mabel’s naked Taco Bell hotel party.

Trash was pretty much the first party in NYC that I photographed. I don’t really shoot it anymore but I still have a lot of love for the party. Their 11th anniversary was last night and I knew I had to stop by Webster Hall at least for a few minutes to say hi. Upstairs Just Blaze and Harlem Shake DJ Baauer were spinning at the party Boys & Girls. My plan was just to stop by and say hi, but I ended up staying all night and photographing both parties.

I have two art shows today so I am going to make this quick but last night was pretty insane. Upstairs was packed like I have never seen it. Just Blaze absolutely killed it and little raver kids were crowd surfing to hip hop. It was pretty funny. Baauer took over after and those kids went crazy. I assume he played Harlem Shake, but I was downstairs at Trash for the end of his set, but I bet that place exploded when he played it. It’s not every day you get to see a meme DJ at the hight of their meme. Did I just actually type that?

Downstairs at Trash things got real weird. They did their normal 20 minute burlesque show at 2:30am and then filmed their own Harlem Shake video in tribute to Baauer spinning upstairs. These two events provided a lot of NSFW photos in this gallery, but I gotta warn you, between some wild boylesque and Sammi Sprinkles getting weird it might not be the nudity you were hoping for… But personally the weirder the better so I was pretty psyched about it.

Anyway, I gotta go deal with things and you guys need to look at these insane photos.

So click here to see all the photos from Webster Hall last night featuring the 11th anniversary of Trash plus Baauer and Just Blaze DJing Boys & Girls.

Happy Valentine’s Day! I couldn’t get you guys all candy and roses so I did you one better. I got you a naked girl in a heart shaped hot tub covered in 100 cheeseburgers!

I met Amy Rose a few years ago but we sort of lost touch for a while. But a few months ago we ran into each other on the subway and we had about a four stop conversation. During that quick talk she managed to convince me that it would be a good idea to shoot her naked in a hot tub covered in cheeseburgers. I mean let’s be reasonable, she didn’t have to try that hard. I started looking for motels with hot tubs that we could shoot in and couldn’t find anything local. Fortunately I knew just the man to ask. Bob Coulter has made a career of shooting in the creepiest motels around and he instantly provided me a couple of locations. He directed me to an hourly rate motel just outside of the city in New Jersey. He told me it was cheap and they had amazing heart shaped tubs, but he warned that since the hot tubs were surrounded by mirror it would be hard to get out of the shot. I figured I would take my chances.

I borrowed a car and picked up Amy Rose from Greenpoint and we were off on what turned into an all day adventure. Despite being less than 15 miles away it took us hours to get through the awful city traffic and get to the motel. Fortunately our mutual love of Hall and Oates kept us sane in the bumper to bumper car ride. When we finally got there we checked in with a man standing behind bullet proof glass. He gave us the keys to a room and offered us a remote control but he couldn’t find the batteries so we were out of luck. When we got into the room it was freezing cold and their was bird shit absolutely everywhere but we couldn’t find the bird. The guy at the front desk told us the maids leave the door open to air out the smell of the rooms and sometimes birds get into them. Make’s sense to me. Luckily he had another room… It was still horribly lit and freezing but, now all we needed were burgers!

The phone call Amy made to a local McDonald’s was hilarious and I only heard her end of the conversation. I can’t imagine what the woman on the other line was saying. Amy had to leave her credit card info because they thought we were pranking them. 30 minutes later we were in McDonald’s and they were handing us bag after bag of cheeseburgers. (On a related note did you know that hamburgers and cheeseburgers cost exactly the same?) I almost vomited from the smell in the car ride back to the hotel but we had burgers! We dumped them into the hot tub and were pretty disappointed to see how few cheeseburgers 100 cheeseburgers is, but we would march on!

I made a huge mistake at some point and my leg hit the faucet just enough to let a small trickle of water into the tub for only a second. That little bit of water was enough to turn the burgers into complete mush by the end of the shoot. I had to take off my shoes and socks to get into the tub to shoot and I could feel burger meat between my toes. It was fucking horrifying. Amy on the other hand seemed to be having a blast. We left the room a few hours after we arrived. Burger guts were EVERYWHERE. I tried to wash out the hot tub but I only made it worse. Grease and cheese were all over the mirrors. We left the maids with a truly horrible scene to deal with. Fortunately for me I am a god damned saint and I left them this.

After our hamburger Jersey adventure we both happened to be going to the same party so we headed over to a bar in Brooklyn and ended up doing Hall and Oates karaoke to end the night. It was a truly magical day. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Click here to see all the pictures of Amy Rose naked in a heart shaped hot tub covered by 100 McDonald’s cheeseburgers.

PS. These pictures are a little less naked than normal. Amy wanted to keep her nipples covered in order to keep her job. I don’t know how that makes sense, but this is the world we live in. Free nipples now!

In January 2012, that’s over a year ago if you know how time works, I photographed Samantha Bentley. She is a porn star from London and I met her through Angel Beau. We shot a bunch of photos in the shower of a hotel I was staying at in Vegas during the AVN Awards. Sam made me promise she could approve the photos before I posted them. I agreed. What I didn’t count on is that she would never actually approve them. That’s not to say she disapproved of them, she just never sent me an edit.

So a year goes by, and once again I am in Vegas for the AVN Awards and once again I am photographing Samantha Bentley in the very same hotel room. This time it’s with one of her best friends and it’s for Hustler instead of my site (although you will eventually see the pictures). Before we started the shoot I sat down at my computer and pulled up the photos and we did an edit right there and I finally get to publish these photos! She wanted me to mention that she is in better shape now and that these photos are old. But like, she looks really hot in them so I have no idea what she is worried about.

Also, I should mention that I got Lightroom ages ago and I still don’t know how to use it. One in a while I try to color balance some photos using it and they come out totally inconsistent and weird looking. Still, I like them better than the overly yellow photos I took in that horribly lit bathroom and I have zero patience for editing so you are just going to have to accept the weirdly colored photos.

Enough with the bullshit, click here to see these awesome NSFW photos of my European homegirl Samantha Bentley.

Ps. See more of Samantha at her site over on Juliland!

I have more than 25 galleries of naked girls that I need to post at some point so it’s rare that a nude set I shoot goes up right away, but these photos of Moni Love are the exception. When I was in Vegas I shot a TON of girls for a “Girls of the AVN Awards” type feature for Hustler. I had to edit all the sets right away and get them to Hustler. The one girl I shot in Vegas that WASN’T for the Hustler article was of Moni Love but I edited it at the same time so it was just sitting in a folder on my desktop all ready to go. The other galleries won’t go up until after Hustler runs them, but Moni is going up today!

I met Moni through my friend Eve Cates who I shot years ago. I had hoped to shoot them both for this Hustler project but it didn’t work out and I had all but given up shooting Moni but then I decided to stay in Vegas an extra day. I decided I would get more work done if I just checked into a cheap hotel and edited all day. I checked into a $28 room the Circus Circus and just watched football and edited photos. Moni had a midnight flight home but she came over to my hotel room and we did a full photo shoot in about 15 minutes on her way to the airport. It was a quick and easy shoot in a mildly creepy and horribly lit hotel room. Also, it should be pointed out that I am one of the first people to get to photograph Moni’s new boobs, so bonus points for that.

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Moni Love!

I met Vivid Vivka along time ago but I don’t really remember it. Fortunately for everyone we re-met several months ago at this party Bar Sinister in LA. We happened to have several mutual friends and we did a mini topless photo shoot at the party. I knew we needed to shoot for real so whenever I was in LA I would bug her about it and finally we both found time to make it happen.

I got her to come by Kimberly Kane’s place and I shot her on KK’s new couch. Vivid is a fantastic model with a pretty life changing body and shooting her was really easy. I took a ton of photos really quickly and when I did my edit I barely had to get rid of any of them. The gallery is almost 90 images and you are gonna be psyched about it. If you wanna see more Vivd Vivka you should check out her Facebook and her Zivity and although she’s not super active on Suicide Girls anymore you should go there and look at her pics anyway because if you sign up I get money and that’s important. Yeah.

Now click here to see all the NSFW pictures I took of the beautiful Vivid Vivka.

I was hired on Saturday night to shoot a party called Blunderland at a spot called the Red Lotus Room. I had never heard of the place but when I walked in I was suddenly in a turn of the century opium den or something. Eric Schmalenberger  hosted a super weird night of singing, dancing, drag and burlesque performances. I really had no idea what I was in store for but it was all very photographable and weird which is exactly look for in a good event. Also nudity, there was a bunch of nudity. I would say this gallery is very NSFW unless your work is cool with Tigger dick. You have been warned.

Highlights included Darlinda Just Darlinda’s “Menstrual Show” a horrifying “red face” play on the minstrel show concept and The Pixie Harlots insane drag performance that I cannot even begin to explain. My friend David Slone sang and had a bunch of girls dressed like pirates fight each other and Eric’s performance of Creep by Radiohead was appropriately intense.  Generally I am not a fan of cabaret type shows but somehow I keep getting asked to photograph them and I have to say this was one of the most well put together events I have been to and if you are into this sort of thing it would be well worth checking out next time there is a Blunderland. If nothing else you will see some really wild shit and I am guessing you will have a good time. I know I did. I mean any party where three people who don’t know each other show up wearing sombreros has to be a good one.

Click here to see all the madness that is Eric Schmalenberger’s Blunderland at the Red Lotus Room.

The 30th annual Adult Video News Awards were held Saturday night at the Joint in the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas, NV. I have been covering the event for several years and I think this year was the smoothest and well done of the ones I have attended. The awards in the past have been a little tedious but I had a great time at this one. My ex-girlfriend and still good friend Kimberly Kane presented all three performer of the year awards and she killed it. The homie James Deen won performer of the year again and a bunch other people I know and don’t hate won some things. Burning Angel won some shit too. Driven By Boredom was nominated for best photography website but we sadly didn’t win, which probably makes sense because the site isn’t really a porn site despite what my parents think.

Tyga played Rack City and a bunch of other songs and the winner of the transexual performer of the year tried to blow him on stage and their was some nudity and weirdness and good times. I took a ton of photos and you should look at them. I would probably talk more about the awards but Vegas was fucking insane and exhausting and I have to drive back to LA now even though I have no idea where I am going to stay. Huzzah. Congrats to everyone who won! Pics from the Adult Entertainment Expo coming soon!

Click here to see all my NSFW pictures from the 2013 AVN Awards at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas.