Okay, so here is a totally weird gallery for me to be posting. Several years ago I shot my friend Cailey at Mishka’s 350 Broadway store in Brooklyn. She used to work there and we thought it would be a fun location to shoot. She didn’t want to get fully naked so we put stickers and little buttons over her nipples and took some pretty photos of her. We then Instagramed a photo of her (Did you guys know I got my IG old user name back!) and some people started talking shit because people are assholes who think women are whores for expressing the tiniest bit of sexuality. After that total bummer she decided she didn’t want some of the sexier stuff online so I did my normal edit and sent her the photos to ask her which ones she wanted me to take down. Her computer was broken at the time and then she was moving or something and she never got around to letting me know what photos she was okay with, meanwhile the photos were up on my site deep in the gallery pages but never on the front page. Eventually I just forgot about it and Cailey moved to Vegas with her boyfriend and that was that.

That is until I ran into her in Vegas a couple weeks ago! I randomly ran into her at a casino which is amazing because I probably haven’t seen her since we took these photos like two years ago. It was great to see her and I remember that at some point she gave me the go ahead to post these. I had already put them up on the Girls of DBB App but I waited until now to post the pictures because… well I don’t really have any excuse! Enjoy!

Click here to see this super old set of Cailey in the back of Mishka’s 350 Broadway flagship store. No nipples but still NSFW!

For someone who is not a big fan of burlesque I seem to shoot a lot of it but for once I was looking forward to it. When I was in Vegas for the AVN Awards I not only got a chance to check out my friend Angel Beau’s sideshow burlesque troop called the Suicide Sirens but I got paid for it! I pitched the idea of doing a story on them to Hustler Magazine and I shot portraits and behind the scenes shots of Angel and her Siren pals Chelsea La Vone and Jesabella Marie. The back stage stuff was fully nude and a lot of fun and Chelsea’s mom was there which was kinda awesome and slightly creepy at the same time. My favorite line of the night was “Chelsea you promised me you wouldn’t shoot nudes, but at least I am here for it.” Classic mom!

After the photo shoot I stuck around for the show and photographed their insane performance for you guys! They mix burlesque with sideshow and in Jessabella’s case contortion and it’s pretty rad. Since it was AVN Week it was hosted by porn ladies Shay Lynn and Eliza Allure. Also my friend Felony Melanie from the Objex was randomly there and sang and got naked for me backstage for the Hustler article. Highlights of the performance included Jesabella’s strip contortions on broken glass, Shay Lynn’s flaming sword act, Chelsea’s painful mouse trap act and Angel in a giant hamster ball. They also hit internet gold with naked girls in Darth Vader and Hello Kitty masks which is obviously very important plus they let people staple dollar bills to them which makes for entertaining everything.

Anyway, just go look at the photos and I will shut up and go back to whatever the hell I am doing today and be on the look out for a bunch of naked photos of all the babes in an upcoming Hustler Magazine!

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of the Suicide Sirens burlesque sideshow performance at Backstage Bar & Billiards in Las Vegas!

Once again I headed to Vegas to photograph the Adult Video News Awards aka the porn Oscars. Last year I was actually nominated for Best Photography Website but that wasn’t a category this year so I was shit out of luck. The Carrie porn parody I wrote was up for best comedy porn parody but it wasn’t marketed as a Carrie parody for some reason so I pretty much knew it had no chance. Fortunately some friends of mine picked up some big awards, Tommy Pistol won best actor for his roll in my friend Doug Sakmann’s film Evil Head. Tommy was probably the first male porn star I met and it was awesome to see him take home the award. They have been working on Evil Head for like 6 years so it was awesome to see it get recognized. The home girl Bonnie Rotten won female performer of the year which is pretty much the biggest award of the night. Bonnie is one of the raddest people in the business and I was so happy she won after less than two years in the business.

The AVN Week has become sort of special to me in that I met Kimberly Kane in Vegas during the awards years ago, then two years we started hanging out for the first time. Last year we broke up about two months before the awards but sort of got back together in Vegas. This year we went together and despite both of our hatred for Vegas it was nice to spend the whole week with her. I doubt we will ever officially get back together since we live 3000 miles away from each other and that didn’t work the first time, but I love that girl and I am glad to have any time with her I can get.

The Awards themselves have become more streamlined and a bit more organized the last two years but when the red carpets started the Joint wasn’t fully set up yet so all the porn stars had to hang out upstairs in the VIP lounges before they could get to their seats. A few people seemed annoyed but it was perfect for me to get a lot of photos and pull a few girls away to do some NSFW photos without too many security guards around. The Awards went smoothly with only a few bumps like a brawl in the front two rows. Also, Machine Gun Kelly performed twice and during his first performance Selena Rose got on stage and stole a stethoscope from a dwarf and showed everyone her pussy.  So yeah, that happened. Good times.

I shot a ton of photos so go look at them already!

Click here to see the huge gallery from the 2014 AVN Awards at the Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

Ps. There should be an AVN Award for Best App and the Girls of Driven By Boredom App should win!

Now I realize that posting a bunch of awesome naked photos on Christmas eve is not exactly a good strategy since this is pretty much the worst possible time for web traffic, BUT after Christmas I am going to be dealing with some family stuff and will pretty much be off the grid until the 30th. I wanted to give you guys something good to look at while I am away.

When I was on my epic 18 day route 66 road trip this summer I took a LOT of photos, but by day three of my trip I had pretty much abandoned my digital camera. I really wanted to shoot just 35mm and I ended up shooting 66 rolls of film and of course making my “Get Your Kicks” book from only the analogue stuff. But I still broke out my digital camera from time to time. I have two full sets with Sidney Scarlet waiting to go up because she was my first model and I had this idea to do proper shoot with everyone along the way that I gave up on. I also have a pretty awesome set of Ash Hollywood at the Grand Canyon and a couple shoots from when I took a detour to Vegas for two days. I already published the set I did with Teresa Manchester in St. Louis and I also have some shots of Caprice Capone in Chicago at the start of my trip that will be published eventually. But for now I wanted to give you the quick little shoots I did that weren’t big enough for their own post.

This update features Charlotte Stokely in a crazy silica mine in Pacific, Missouri and some more shots of her in  Oklahoma City playing with sparklers that she bought at the Blue Wale in Catoosa a couple days before the 4th of July.  There are also shots of Ash Hollywood getting naked in front of a huge Cracker Barrel billboard just minutes after I picked her up from the Albuquerque airport as well as under a couple of bridges a long the way. I picked up Coco Velvett in Vegas and drove her to LA and we did some quick shoots in the desert, near some train tracks and at the Bottle Tree Ranch in Oro Grande, CA! And lastly I included some shots of Crash in her apartment in Los Angeles after we went to the end of the road in Santa Monica. The Crash photos were originally only available on the Girls of Driven By Boredom app, so to make things fair for those who pay for my app I uploaded a few fairly explicit photos of Charlotte Stokely taking a bath to this set just for app subscribers. So sign up for that shit for a Christmas present to yourself!

Now click here to see all the NSFW digital outtakes from Route 66 road trip featuring Charlotte Stokely, Ash Hollywood, Coco Velvett and Miss Crash! And then have a merry Christmas or whatever.

This summer, before I went on my 18 day Route 66 road trip, I spent a day in Detroit. For some reason I had never been there before and had always wanted to go. It was also a lot cheaper to fly and rent a car in Detroit than it was in Chicago. I have always wanted to explore the insane urban decay in Detroit because as tragic and depressing as it is, it’s also amazingly beautiful.

I reached out on Twitter for suggestions of places to go and models to shoot and I was introduced to fetish model Dixie Comet and the famous Detroit Packard Plant. Dixie was living in Detroit at the time so I picked her up from her apartment and we drove around Detroit. We got out a few times and took photos but our main destination was the plant. As you would imagine it’s an abandoned Packard Plant that has fallen into ruin. It is one of the most incredible places I have ever seen. It’s massive and looks like photos of Europe after bombings in WWII.

Dixie and I wondered one building in the plant for a couple hours and didn’t begin to see the whole thing. You could a month there and not run out of things to photograph. Dixie and I shot a ton of photos and ran into a few graffiti artists, some homeless people and even a crew shooting a music video. Everyone was surprisingly friendly and we took some epic photos. The only problem was that I ended up stepping on a nail that went into my foot and I was pretty sure I was going to get tetanus and die. Fortunately I did not and I am alive to show you these awesome photos.

Check out all the shots I took of Miss Dixie Comet at the abandoned Packard Plant in Detroit. 

Ps. There are high resolution images from this set and a bunch of exclusive extra explicit shots to my Girls of DBB app! Get it for yourself for X-mas!

Months ago, when I was at everyone’s favorite summer camp, the Gathering of the Juggalos, I took a lot of photos. Some of those photos happened to be of naked juggalettes. I posted some of them, as per that link, but I also held back on a LOT of them. I pitched the idea to Hustler Magazine of doing “Girls of the Gathering of the Juggalos” photo spread and they were totally into it. I ended up shooting about a dozen girls for it and I haven’t published any of those sets because I was waiting on the issue to come out.

Last week I submitted the final high res images for the issue and it went to print! It will be in the April issue which comes out on January 21st because magazine publishing is insane. Once the issue comes out I will start posting some of those epic juggalette galleries, BUT, my favorite of all those galleries I am going to post now!

My very favorite of the shoots I did was with Gypsy Ninjette. I met her through a few people and she seemed down to shoot, but the Gathering has no phone service and it’s pretty hard to find people so we missed each other a couple times. I ended up taking a few photos of her while she was getting ready one night just in case we missed each other the next day for a real shoot. For some reason Hustler liked those shots more than anything we did during the daylight the next day. Since none of those photos are in the issue I figured I could post it!

I really love these photos. We shot them in and out of her RV in the middle of the afternoon. A bunch of people we watching the whole shoot and several people were actually in the RV. The light is pretty lovely and Gypsy has a really soft pretty face that also happens to have tattoos on it. I think it makes for a really nice contrast. Her super banging body doesn’t help and her ICP neck tattoo is pretty wild. Really this shoot has something for everyone…

Also, just FYI, I put all these pictures on my Girls of Driven By Boredom web app yesterday and they are twice as big so they will look really awesome when you are jerking off on the subway. Plus there is a magical gallery of like 900 naked juggalette photos on my app which you obviously cannot live without.

Now click here to see all the NSFW photos of Gypsy Ninjette at the Gathering of the Juggalos!

Ages ago I went to Galapagos Art Space with Madame Rosebud to take some photos. I posted the first Rosebud set we shot but I wanted to wait a while to post the second set we shot and then of course I forgot about it. A couple days ago, I was going through all my unpublished photos to figure out how I was going to get all these naked lady sets up and I found a bunch of them that I forgot about including this shoot! Clearly I had to publish it right away!

As you can see Rosebud is a huge Brooklyn Nets fan and while my love of basketball was drained from me growing up a Washington Bullets/Wizards fan I still pretend I like the Nets too. I have never actually seen the Nets play and can’t name a single player on their team but if they ever make it to the Super Bowl I will vote for them.

Whatever the case, these photos are hot and they rep Brooklyn pretty hard which is always good since both of us live in Brooklyn and this set was shot in Brooklyn and currently I am typing this from Brooklyn. Shot out to my homies in Brownsville, RIP Biggie Smalls, etc. (I don’t have any homies in Brownsville.)

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Madame Rosebud in and out of some sweet Brooklyn Nets gear!

Ps. There are a lot more photos of Rosebud on the DBB App. Get that shit already, someone needs to pay for my new tattoo!

Before we get started I want to point out that the title of this post didn’t intentionally reference the fact that Missouri is known as the “Show Me State”. I am just that brilliant that even my subconscious is insanely clever. And by brilliant I mean that it only took me three tries to figure out how to spell Missouri. Moving on…

Remember when I shot Theresa Manchester? It was awesome and her and I became friends pretty much instantly, so much so that I actually remembered that she grew up in Saint Louis, so when I was in STL on my Route 66 road trip I reached out to her to see if she knew any models that I could shoot when I was in town. Turns out she could do me one better, she was going to be in town! It was her grandmother’s birthday so she was in town the very weekend I was going to be there. Her plane got in at like 5am and I happened to be staying right by the airport so she showed up at my hotel around 6am, took a quick nap and then we woke up and she took me to her favorite dine for breakfast.

From there we went to the amazing City Museum. It’s this insane building that is pretty much just a massive art project. The whole building is filled with slides and tunnels and things to climb on and there are kids running around everywhere. It’s so amazing. I wish I was a kid growing up there. I climbed on a bunch of stuff but it would have been way more fun when I was 10. We went up to the roof where they had a ferris wheel and a bunch of slides and we took photos of her flashing me all over the place. The ferris wheel operator caught us and started following us around. Eventually they told us that we had to stop but they didn’t even kick us out. They just told us not to get caught. One of her friends who works there told us they catch people having sex in there all the time so I guess taking some boob photos wasn’t so bad. Unfortunately none of the City Museum photos made it into my book and they were all 35mm photos so they aren’t in this digital set but you guys need to see them so I just posted a bunch of them to my Tumblr!

Check out all these 35mm pictures from my trip to the City Museum with Theresa Manchester!

After we left the museum the serious business began. I knew I needed the famous Gateway Arch in my Route 66 book and I knew I needed to shoot a girl in front of it. I didn’t think it would be that hard because you can see that thing from everywhere. All we needed to do was find a roof top or something that had the arch in the background. I asked Theresa if she knew anyone with an apartment with a view of the arch and she wasn’t having that bullshit. It had been a life goal of hers to shoot dirty pics in front of the arch and she wanted to do it right. I had no problem with this. We went down to the park right in front of the arch and did a little mini photo shoot there. Most of the time she had her clothes on but whenever enough tourists were distracted she would pull her tits out and we would shoot. It was pretty funny because it was downtown St. Louis and there were people EVERYWHERE. I actually filmed the whole thing so hopefully some of that will end up in my Route 66 web series whenever that comes out.

After we hit the arch we headed to a giant Vess soda bottle. It’s a pretty iconic Route 66 landmark that you can see from several highways and I really wanted to get a shot of it. I didn’t realize that it was in a sort of shady neighborhood with not much other than warehouses by it and conceivably I could put Theresa in front of it. We pulled into the empty parking lot where it stands and Theresa got naked in the car. Then she would run out and I would take pics really quick and run back. We did this two or three times and every time a ton of people on the highway would honk and yell. After a couple attempts we got the fuck out of there and got some frozen custard and the famous Ted Drewes.

Ted Drewes is another 66 landmark and while we didn’t take any naked photos there we did take a nice one that ended up in my Get Your Kicks book and I got to try some iconic St. Louis food. Culinarily Ted Drewes, BBQ and deep fried ravioli are all St. Louis has and I had BBQ three times in two days there so I figure I mostly covered my bases. I guess the ravioli I will have to get next time…

So yeah, it was a really fun day in St. Louis and I took a lot of cool photos of Theresa. Months ago put all of them up in high resolution on my Girls of Driven By Boredom app as a special App exclusive. You really should sign up for that app so I can afford to eat food and you can get all sorts of awesome content that you can’t get on DBB. High res photos, early photos, extra explicit photos, etc. You need my app!

Now, without further ado, click here to see all the public nude shots of Theresa Manchester in her former home town of St. Louis, MO!

Despite breaking up nearly a year ago, Kimberly Kane remains one of my favorite people in existence and I stay with her when I am in LA and we talk every day despite our better judgement. She is one of the most interesting, raddest, people I have ever met so it’s no wonder I keep hanging out with her, but she does have some additional weapons at her disposal to keep me around. This set we shot in Elysian Park in LA showcase two of the main reasons I just can’t quit her: her dog and her life changing butt.

Sueño is half chihuahua and half Italian greyhound. He is the raddest dog I have ever met in my life. I seriously love that thing so damn much. I was never a chihuahua fan until I met him but now when I see people walking their little dogs around NYC I get all excited. We took him to the park while we shot this set and honestly there are probably more photos of him in this set than there are photos of KK. She told me “If you put this set up you are pretty much letting everyone know you are in love with a dog.”  I accept that. He is the greatest. (Plus everyone loves naked girls and adorable puppies!)

Aside from having custody of my favorite four legged being, KK also has one of the best butts every put on a white lady. I became an ass man late in life and fortunately I was blessed to get to hang out with this thing once in a while. Thank you based butt gods.

This set was shot specifically as a cross promotion for the new Kimberly Kane App! After the success of my Girls of Driven By Boredom App, I hooked her up with the fine folks over at Findrow and they set to work on her app. Not only is KK a hot naked lady but she is also a photographer and an adult film director and has a ton of photos of her, her friends and behind the scenes shots from some of her movies on there. It’s a pretty awesome App if you like that sort of thing (you do).

To celebrate her APP I went through and reedited some sets of her and pulled higher resolution shots and never before published from the first two times I shot her PLUS the set of her and Kory Minx! I uploaded those three galleries plus this newest set to my app and sent them all to her for her app as well. Lot’s of KK no matter which app you sign up for (sign up for both)! Get excited!

Click here to see the NSFW public nude shoot I did with Kimberly Kane and her puppy Sueño at Elysian Park in LA! 

And then sign up for the Driven By Boredom App and then sign up for the Kimberly Kane App!