What seems like a decade ago (but was really probably like 8 years) I met a lady named America at some random dance party on the Lower East Side. She instantly became one of my favorite people to photograph but then for some insane reason she moved to fucking Orlando.

In the years that followed I got down to Orlando a couple times and I was lucky enough to get to hang out with America again. The first time we went on some fun adventures but I didn’t get to take any great photos. You see, my camera was broken in an incident where I helped trash the penthouse of a Miami hotel so I went to a flea market in Orlando and bought a plastic camera that took just fucking horrible photos and bummed me out so hard when I got them developed.

A year or two later I was back in Orlando and the guy who hired me (You still owe me money motherfucker!) got America and I into Disney World and we took tons of awesome photos and she cemented herself as one of my top three favorite people to photograph of all time. (She is also one of the most fun people to hang out with of all time, so it works out well.)

After that I never went back to Orlando again and she moved anyway. She had been living in weird midwestern places that I don’t understand and eventually landed in Austin, TX. I keep in touch with her a bit through social networks and the like but I hadn’t seen her in years and somehow I missed the fact that she was living in Austin, making cool movies under this insane new name Erica. Fortunately for everyone I ran into her in the street randomly and we got to hang out again!

It was so awesome to see her again and we got to eat tacos and fun stuff like that, but most importantly as far as you guys are concerned we got to take more photos! And these photos are extra sexy and stuff because we were in a big bed instead of an amusement park for kids!

Erica is a legit actress and stuff so she has agents and the like that don’t want her naked on my website, which is a totally reasonable thing I guess, so these photos are all fairly safe for work, even though they are also totally babely. I did hook you up though with a handful of extra sexy shots over on the Girls of Driven By Boredom.

In fact, in honor of getting to shoot Erica again I teamed up with my friends over at Me In My Place to cross promote and I am giving you guys a coupon code for 20% off Girls of DBB! The code is “america” and you can use it to see tons of outtakes, extra sexy shots and high resolution versions of the stuff already on this site. It’s really cheap and now even cheaper and totally worth checking out. It works as an app on your smart phone, but also works on desktops and laptops and probably weird shit like Chromebooks and Surface 3s.

I have some more good news too. America is coming to NYC for pretty much all of April and clearly I will have to take a million more photos of her being awesome. Huzzah.

Now click here to see all the super babely photos of the fucking amazing America!

You’d think a party with more nudity than a strip club would have been less violent. When I walked into the Rookery last night for the first annual Boobs of Bushwick party the first person I saw was bleeding from the face. Hours later, BoB’s own Kate Chip had her nose broken by a lady who was for some reason defending a dude calling people sluts which is the least chill thing ever especially at a party about boobs. Despite the drama the party was fucking awesome and very few people had shirts.

If you didn’t see my Boobs of Bushwick Bar Crawl photos, BoB is a Tumblr started by Chip that features Kate’s friends boobs in random bars around Bushwick. As someone who loves both public nudity and all boobs I am a huge supporter of the blog. It’s a equal opportunity blog with as many dudes as women but there’s no political statement or anything. It’s just fun. You can read Chip’s interview with the Village Voice about it here.

Anyway, Boobs of Bushwick threw it’s first annual party last night and I got to play both photographer and host to the thing and I brought out a ton of scumbags and took a lot of photos. My dude Prince Terrence played music as did DJ DLNGR.  The party was packed all night and the topless lady to creepy dude with camera phone was slightly better than you would expect. I had a blast.

I think that’s it but make sure you check out BoB and then look at my photos from last night. They are obviously not even slightly safe for work. Oh and shout out to booze sponsors Braven Brewing Company, Zachariah Harris and Tito’s for making everyone extra fun. Also just gonna sneak this in here but if you want to see more boobs you should sign up for Girls of DBB.

Now click here to see all my photos from the first annual Boobs of Bushwick party at The Rookery!

Tomorrow Tuesday the 3rd I am throwing a party with Boobs of Bushwick at the Rookery in Bushwick Brooklyn. You need to come to it because it should be a wild time.

Okay, now let’s back up. I met Kate Chip at the Dinner With Igor book release party. Prince Terrence was DJing and told me I had to meet her because she runs a Tumblr called Boobs of Bushwick and she had her shirt off before I could even say hi. Clearly we have common interests.

I checked out the Tumblr and I was all about it. Kate asked me to be involved in the first annual Boobs of Bushwick party and of course I said yes. Prince Terry was DJing and the Rookery is pretty near my apartment and there will be boobs so how could I say no?

I then came up with an idea of how we could promote the party! We would do a Boobs of Bushwick bar crawl! Kate grabbed a bunch of her friends including two of my old friends and we all met at the Rookery. From there we walked to The Bodega and then to Montana’s Trail Bar and then ended up at Tandem to end the night.

I took a ton of topless photos in the bars and outside and it was so fucking cold out that we had to run out, shoot and run back in. It was a lot of fun anyway. Even some random stranger at Tandem got involved. It was kinda great.

Anyway, it is totally legal to be topless in NYC and while we could probably get in trouble for promoting it or being topless in a bar I think it’s a pretty good excuse to get topless and drunk at the same time. So come to the Rookery tomorrow and drink booze and take your clothes off and I will take photos of you unless you don’t want me to. Whatever the case if you are a dude try not to be creepy but you can be topless too. All manor of boobs are welcome!

See you guys tomorrow! 

And now look at all the NSFW photos from the Boobs of Bushwick Bar Crawl!!

Ps. All these photos plus a few bonus ones are are available in high resolution on Girls of DBB!

Headed to New Orleans today for a mini vacation with my lady friend. My whole life is a vacation so I don’t really do relaxing very well but I am going to fucking try. I am sure I will take some photos and we also picked a terrible time to go (50 degrees and rainy all week!) but I wouldn’t expect any updates this week. 

I wanted to get something ready to go so I edited one of the last shoots I did because it was still on my computer and not a hard drive. It actually was on my camera’s memory card for a week because I didn’t shoot anything for a while after I got back from my most recent trip to LA. 

Anyway, I met these two cute Spanish porn stars, Amarna Miller and Silvia Rubi  at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas. I posted the picture I took of them and mentioned on Twitter that I wanted to shoot them. They got back to me right away and a few hours later they were naked on a roof at the Hard Rock. (You can see those photos right now on Girls of DBB!)

I hung out with them a bunch over the weekend and probably took way too many photos. I wanted to shoot them again when we were all in LA the following week so they came over to my weird hotel room and we took a ton of pictures of them just fucking around.

This is one of those shoots where the quality of the photography doesn’t really matter. I was shooting with flash and they were just wrestling each other and we were all laughing and just having a weird time. It was a lot of fun and I think we got some great photos — both funny and sexy ones — that are pretty mediocre photographically. 

It actually reminds me a lot of one of my favorite sets ever, with Skin and Asphyxia (also in Vegas!). They just got high and I took random photos of them wrestling. This was pretty much the same except Silvia and Amarna had beers instead of weed. All of it really fun/funny.

This set is huge and the edit I posted on Girls of DBB is even bigger. It has 22 extra photos that are extra explicit and all of them in high resolution. That’s like a whole bonus set with nothing but vagina shots. Good times.

Okay, I edited these photos and am writing this post on a train from DC to NYC and this is getting kinda long so I am gonna go now.

But click here to see all the photos of Spanish babes Silvia Rubi and Amarna Miller wrestling naked in a creepy Hollywood motel room!

Ps. None of these photos are even slightly safe for work. This one photo preview below is the best I could do.

I have known Janice Griffith for while now and we have been though a lot. I actually met her before she ever did any porn or nude modeling or anything like that. She was only 17 but somehow had snuck into the last Is Anyone Up party and was wearing a Pokeball bra. Let’s just say I am very glad I didn’t try and get her out of it. A year later someone Tweeted a photo of her and I thought she was a babe so I followed her on Twitter. She immediately followed me back and DMed me that we had met before and sent me a link to that Pokeball photo.

A year ago when was in Vegas for the AVN Awards we met for the second time. I ended up photographing her with Veruca James but I have yet to publish the photos for some reason. A few months later I was in LA and we took photos again. Then a few days later we both had one of the worst days of our life together which for both legal and emotional reasons I won’t mention. After that horrible bonding experience we became pretty close friends and I have hung out and taken her photograph a ton of times since then.

Despite the amount of times she has been in front of my camera we have only done two proper shoots. One in Vegas and one in a hotel in LA. The Vegas one I will get to one of these days but for now I have the second set we did shot in LA maybe 9 months ago. Janice is such a babe so I know you are going to dig these. Also, we shot these with the idea that they might end up in a certain men’s magazine which would required a lot more graphic photos than what I normally shoot so if you want to see those photos I put them all on Girls of Driven By Boredom. Go lurk them there.

Now click here to see all my NSFW photos of Janice Griffith!

Ps. Janice is in Fuck LA and my Vegas album.

I am finally back from the West Coast. After one of the worst travel experiences of my life I arrived back in NYC to 16 degree weather and find that the car I was borrowing was completely covered in ice! I am still glad to be back though because warm weather is for cowards and California is full of beautiful flaky people who go to bed really early.

I already posted my galleries from the 2015 AVN Awards and the 2015 Adult Entertainment Expo over on my Road Trip blog, but I wanted to get these up on the main page and perhaps give you slightly more info on the whole thing. And I mean slightly because I need to go dig out this fucking car right now.

The Adult Entertainment Expo is the trade show that happens around the same time as the AVN Awards at the Hard Rock in Vegas. It features lots of naked ladies standing around getting hugged by dudes who waited in long lines to hug naked ladies. It’s always a weird thing to watch but I sort of love taking photos of people obsessed with anything. Fans are the best. Also it’s sort of like a family reunion and it’s nice to see all the people I only see once or twice a year.

The AVN Awards are the porn Oscars and they are always a good photo op. My back was fucked up so I didn’t quite nail my coverage as hard as usual but I still took a lot of damn photos. Rae Sremmurd played and my buddy Tommy Pistol was one of the hosts so that was all great.

Anikka Albrite won best female performer of the year which makes I think the 4th year in a row that the award has gone to a Spiegler Girl. Mark Spiegler is my favorite agent in porn and I tend to get along with his girls better than most people in the industry so I am always glad when his ladies win stuff. Anikka once watched me eat a giant hamburger in one of the worst restaurants I have ever been to in my life so we are pretty much bonded for life. Her dude Mick Blue won male performer of the year so that was really cute.

Carter Cruise won best new starlet and she is also a Spiegler Girl. I hadn’t heard of her before so I googled her and saw that she followed me on Twitter so I hit her up and we went out on my last night in LA and we took a ton of fun pictures that you will get to see one day. She rules so congrats to her too.

Other friends that won stuff included Adriana Chechik, Samantha Bentley, Bonnie Rotten and some other people I haven’t photographed naked… Okay, I have some photos of James Deen naked somewhere… but none of Lee Roy Meyers.

Lastly, I should mention that I shot a ton of naked photos while I was in Vegas and a lot of them are up on Girls of Driven By Boredom. Drunken Stepfather ran a gallery of some exclusive shots and you can get 10% off the app with the code “stepfather”.

Now click here to see all the photos from the 2015 AVN Awards in Vegas.

And click here to see all the photos from the 2015 Adult Entertainment Expo.

Ps. This was way longer than it was supposed to be.

Next week I am headed to LA and Las Vegas for the AVN Awards and the LA Art Book Fair. I got some cool stuff going on and I am hopefully gonna shoot a bunch of naked babes. One person I know I am gonna see is my buddy Adriana Chechik so I figured I should get these photos I shot of her this summer.

She was in NYC to do the Howard Stern and she had me come by her hotel room for a quick photo shoot while she chugged Bombay Sapphire and had phone sex with one of the people who pay her an unreasonable amount of money to talk to her on the phone. I took a bunch of photos but we were really just hanging out while I happened to be photographing her and she happened to be naked. It was a good time and then we got pancakes. (She is of course in Dinner With Igor.)

Now photographically I am not super proud of these photos. The light in the hotel room sucked and one of the disadvantages of being too impatient to use proper photo lighting is that sometimes your photos look like shit. Fortunately for both of us you don’t actually care what my photos look like as long as there is a hot girl in them and Adriana is really hot. Also there are a bunch of really funny photos of her chugging on a bottle of a gin and crying.

On top of that Adriana doesn’t really know how to pose for photos without shoving her vagina in your camera lens every few seconds so there are a ton of bonus extra dirty shots that I saved just for the Girls of Driven By Boredom app. I gotta keep it classy around here right?

Now click here to see all the NSFW photos of the babe Adriana Chechik. 

Despite it being 16 degrees out the book release party for Dinner With Igor and Food Tattoos was pretty fucking awesome:  Free booze, cheap tattoos, cupcakes with my face on them and an appropriate amount of nudity. When I am throwing a party I tend to take significantly worse photos but I still took some and you should look at them.

It was the opening night of Prince Terrence and Haruka Salt’s new party Club 81 at the Woods and the first few hours were reserved for my book parties. I had a few cute girls selling books (Thanks!) and took some mildly dirty photos of them in the bathroom which is always nice to get back to my roots and all. I had the super babe Ashley Holt make cupcakes with photos from the book on them so people were eating my face all night. And then of course we had the food tattoos!

You guys should go get tattooed by Chris Johnson at Venus Body Works in the Lower East Side and Rukus at Black Square Tattoo in Williamsburg Brooklyn because those dudes killed it with the $40 food tattoos all night. Chris started the night of with a sushi tattoo near this cute girls vagina so I knew the party was going to be good right away. Rukus ended the night by tattooing a terrifying anthropomorphic sandwich on my leg. It was a blast. Go hunt those dudes down cause they killed it. Tell em I sent you and you might get a hand job out of the deal.

Huge thanks to Terry, Haruka and the Woods for making this party happen and Tullamore Dew for the free booze. Obviously huge thanks to the girls selling my book for almost nothing. Thanks to the tattoo artists for tattooing in a bar despite good common sense. Thanks to Inked, Vice, Village Voice, Flavorpill and Shaw Promotions for getting the word out about this madness. Thanks to Ashley Holt for the most Instagrammed cupcakes ever and essentially making them for a free radish tattoo. And of course thanks to all my friends and fans that came out and bought the book.  You guys rule.

Now go to my etsy store and buy a book or two from me!!

And then you can click here to see the NSFW and delicious photos from the Dinner With Igor book release party!

I shot Yesenia Linares for the first time years ago. I was really sick and ended up shooting her in the corner of my living room as I died on a couch. We really hit it off and became pretty good friends but for some reason we never took photos again. I think she likes me more than my photography and she has sort of blown up as a model so I get it but I finally convinced her to take some photos with me again.

I went over to her place in Brooklyn and I decided I would shoot three rolls of black and white film. I had seven rolls ready to drop off and my photo lab gives me a discount for 10 rolls or more so it seemed like a great reason to shoot some film. I try and make an effort to shoot a few rolls of black and white every month but it doesn’t always happen.

When I got to Yesenia’s place we sort of shot the shit for a while and she made us coffee and by the time we started shooting it was already getting darker in her place. By the time I had finished the second roll it was too dark even with my very fast lens. I had taken a couple of photos of her with my point and shoot camera loaded with color film and it gave me an idea.

Yesenia laughs more than any person I have ever met. It’s one of the reasons she is so much fun to hang out with. I had an idea to finish the color roll of her in front of a white wall but every photo I took would be while she was laughing. My point and shoot camera has a flash the lack of light wouldn’t matter.

So in this gallery you have the results of two rolls of black and white film and one roll of color. The black and white images are soft and pretty and the color ones are harsh with flash and really kind of lovely. I think you are going to enjoy them.

As always there are a few exclusive images saved just for the Girls of Driven By Boredom App. They are in higher resolution too. I put the app on sale for Christmas and it did so well that I am extending the 20% off sale until New Years Day. Use code “dbb” for the discount and get a ton of exclusive high res content like the app only Andy San Dimas set I just posted!

Now click here to see the NSFW 35mm images of the lovely Yesenia Linares!

Ps. Yesenia is in my new book eating fried chicken. You should buy it. It ships next week.