Several years ago I somehow started talking to a cam girl named Lucy Everleigh on Twitter. She was unreasonably hot and I immediately told her that I needed to take her photo. She seemed all about it but she also lives somewhere that I do not so it wasn’t an ideal situation. Years passed and in January I was in Vegas for the AVN Awards and I saw this insanely hot, familiar looking babe walk passed me but I couldn’t figure out who she was. I just kept thinking about it and I realized she was my Twitter friend Lucy in the flesh!

By the time I figured it out she was long gone so it messaged her on Twitter and it in fact was her and we talked about taking some photos. She was on a weirdly tight schedule but the night of the AVN Awards I ended up hanging out with her and shooting a few photos of her and her friend Anya on the roof of the Hard Rock. We also made plans for the next day since Lucy checked into a suite for her last night in Vegas.

I showed up the next day and the light was god awful in her room but we took a few photos on the bed before kinda giving up and I broke out my flash and she took a bath. You can make flash look pretty awesome when it hits water and Lucy is so fucking hot that I didn’t mind not shooting with found light.

The crazy thing was that some point during the day I found out she had never done a real photoshoot before. I mean she has taken a million naked photos of her self and I am pretty sure her husband has shot photos of her and things like that but as far as working with a pro photographer this was her first ever shoot. I was pretty fucking honored.

After she got out of the bath we took some more shots on the bed that were a lot more explicit than any of the shower ones because Lucy is fucking hot and it was fun. Also I wanted to get some exclusive stuff for Girls of Driven By Boredom. And since this week is all about promoting Girls of DBB this seemed like a good week to post this fucking hot set. So go lurk that and get 20% off with the code “nsfwweek”! Plus you can preview the photos for the last NSFW Week post tomorrow!

Now click here to see all the sexy as fuck photos of Lucy Everleigh taking a bath in Vegas!

No, this post has nothing to do with sexy cats. It has to do with the super babely and possibly poorly named model Kitty Erotica. Kitty is a stripper, traveler, hustler and one of the most attractive humans that exist and whenever I put photos of her on my Instagram people lose their shit. We determined it’s because her irises are too big and it makes her look like an adorable anime character with a really rad butt.

Anyway, Kitty came to NYC recently and we hung out on my birthday and a few more times after that. She came to the Beauty Bar 20th anniversary party with me and we ate a bunch of food and stuff but we never got around to actually taking photos. But her trip reminded me that the first time we met we took a TON of photos and they were really awesome and I never fucking posted them.

Well NSFW week seemed like the perfect fucking time. I got a babe a day all week long and Kitty is right in the middle of them. I shot her at her friends place in Bushwick and then after that we went up to their roof to take even more photos. The problem was that she smoked so much weed while we were shooting that her eyes were closed in half the roof photos and in the other half her hair was being blown around in the wind like a hair being blown around in the wind.

Long story short is that we got one really good set out of it and then a handful of decent rooftop shots. That gave me the idea of making the roof top shots exclusive to Girls of Driven By Boredom which is really the main point of this NSFW Week. I need to sell you guys on my super fun pay site/ app thing because it pays my rent which means I can take photos of boobs instead of having to get real work. I assure you it’s a win win.

So if you sign up for Girls of DBB you will not only get a bonus set of Kitty, but you will get a few bonus too explicit to post shots of her amazing butt. And all the photos are high resolution AND you can see all the photos I am posting tomorrow before anyone else even know what they are going to be. I mean jesus fucking christ the thing costs less than feeding an orphan in Africa and you can feel even better about it because I spent over $3,000 on delivery food last year and that is way more expensive than anything an orphan in Africa is eating. So who need it more right?

Oh did I mention the 20% off? Cause it’s 20% off right now using the code “nsfwweek”. And now for the free photos…

Click here to see all the photos of the retardedly attractive Kitty Erotica.

I have shot Sovereign Syre three times now and all three times have been in hotels or motels. The first time was in Vegas in a super fancy hotel but then we shot at the terrifying and haunted Cecil and this set was shot at this super budget motel in LA that I rented sometime last year. When I go out to LA for a couple weeks at a time hotels get fucking expensive and I love the esthetic of shitty motels even if I don’t enjoy staying in them.

Sov rules even if the lighting doesn’t and I guess this makes back to back sets with terrible color balance. I realize I could do something to correct this shit but I also don’t want to. I like to pretend that I like everything raw and untouched but really I just hate using Photoshop. It’s fucking boring.

Important to note is that this set was on Girls Of Driven By Boredom all day yesterday and the new set that I am posting tomorrow is on there already. That means if you sign up for Girls of DBB you get to find out who the next model is for this wonderful NSFW Week celebration we are having. Plus you get some rad extra creepy shots of Sov’s butt and stuff. You need that in your life probably.

And remember Girls of DBB is 20% off this week using the code “nsfwweek”!

Now click here to see all the sexy photos of Sovereign Syre and I will see you guys tomorrow with more babes!

Let’s start off NSFW week with a good one! We will have a new girl post every day this week starting with the amazing Carter Cruise!

When Carter Cruise won Best New Starlet at the 2015 AVN Awards I was outside talking to a super hot cam girl instead of doing my job. I had honestly never heard of her before then but she cleaned up at the AVNs and XBiz and she happens to be represented by porn’s best agent and world’s most photogenic human Mark Spiegler. Clearly I needed to know who she was and when I googled her I noticed she was following me on Twitter. I immediately hit her up to let her know I would be in LA the following week and that if she wanted to take photos I would be very into it.

Carter was busy the whole time I was in LA except for my very last night in town which also happened to be the night of the Super Bowl. I had her meet me at Donald Glover’s Super Bowl party because I wanted to see if I could make this post extra name droppy and then we went back to my super creepy hotel room (where I had already shot Amarna Miller & Silvia Rubi) and took a bunch of photos.

I was in a horrible mood because the cheating sacks of skin and garbage known as the New England Patriots had just won the Super Bowl but Carter fucking rules and the shoot a blast. She was just laughing the whole time so I took really fun photos of her losing her shit and making dumb faces and just being a super hot babe to the max.

After the shoot we went over to Janice Griffith and Alison Faye’s apartment for some reason and I took a hand full of naked photos of the three of them because that seems like the right thing to do and then we went over to the Ace Hotel for an LA Art Book Fair after party.

By the end of the night Carter and I had become bffs and we decided we would get NSFW tattoos together. I had a flight in a few hours so the tattoos would have to wait, but  last week Carter was in New York and we got tattooed together! I actually spent my whole 35th birthday with her which was great cause as I mentioned she is awesome and hanging out with a really hot naked 20 something is the perfect cure for feeling old as fuck.

In conclusion, Carter rules, she’s really hot and these photos are fucking fun (and not at all color balanced). On top of the photos here we took another 20 or so kinda pervy photos that if you are into that kinda thing you should totally look at over at Girls of Driven By Boredom. And you get 20% off using the code “nsfwweek” in celebration of this amazing week of naked babes. Get on it!

Now click here to see all the naked photos of Carter Cruise!

A significant amount of my life has been spent in Beauty Bar. Just do a search on my site to see how often it comes up. It’s a lot. I have photographed events in Beauty Bars in Vegas, LA, Austin and the Brooklyn location. LA and Austin all had their time and are gone now but their are still Beauty Bars in San Francisco, Chicago, Denver, Dallas and of course the original location on 14th Street in Manhattan.

Last night Beauty Bar celebrated twenty years since opening the doors of that first NYC location and I had to be there to party with so many familiar faces. Ironically the anniversary event was actually at Webster Hall with the after party at Beauty Bar but they made the middle floor of Webster look like Beauty Bar since Beauty Bar isn’t licensed to have live music… and there was a lot of live music.

The Prettiots opened the night and I was really excited to see them since I am doing a photo project with their front woman Kay. They were great which was a relief since I had only heard one of their songs before last night. I was a huge fan of Kay already but it’s pretty hard not to fall in love with her after watching them play.

Flor de Toloache played next and they were an all female mariachi band which was kinda rad. It also marks the second time in two weeks that I have seen a mariachi band. Up next were Daddy Long Legs who put on a hell of a show and were the most rockin’ band of the night. Still not psyched on the dudes with perms look coming back, but I will forgive them because they were great. The night ended with the band from the Hedwig & The Angry Inch Broadway musical playing a bunch of covers and they brought out my old pal and nightlife legend Michael T to a Bowie song. It was a pretty fun way to wrap things up.

In between bands there was a sword swallowing performance, two burlesque acts (hi Betttina May!), DJs and hosting insanity from Joey Arias. All in all a great night but the best part was seeing all the old friends and Beauty Bar family that I rarely see now that we all really old and the East Village has become overrun with douche bags.

Congrats Mike and Paul on 20 years as a NYC institution. Here’s to 20 more.

Click here to see all the photos from the Beauty Bar 20th Anniversary party at Webster Hall.

Ps. These photos are mildly NSFW thanks to the Burlesque and my friend’s boobs.

I was introduced to Alex Chance when I heard about the Girls porn parody. Shortly after it came out Alex followed me on Twitter. I figured I had to be one of the only people followed by both Lena Dunham and the porn version of Lena Dunham. I tweeted something to that effect and ended up becoming Twitter pals with Alex.

I finally got to shoot her about a year ago when I was in LA shooting the Support, Therapy and Instability LA book release at the Ace Hotel. The day before the party I was at the Ace up in one of the hotel rooms PPP booked for the party and invited Alex along to take some photos. I don’t shoot a lot of flash photos anymore but the room was super dark and it was night time so I didn’t really have a choice. I though the photos ended up looking pretty with the flash and the mirror in the room anyway.

Also a bonus for this set is cameos from Ivy Diamond who I had photographed earlier that day and my buddy Slutlust from PPP. Good times.

I should also mention that since Alex does porn and stuff I took a bunch of extra dirtier photos of her that I saved just for Girls of Driven By Boredom. Sign up for that shit if you are a creep or just like higher resolution photos or early access or whatever. Just do it.

Now click here to see all the NSFW photos of Alex Chance!

Just a quick update today before I run out to watch more hockey. Playoffs are fucking exhausting. I mostly wanted to make sure I let you know about the party I am hosting on Thursday. It’s been a long time since I hosted a party that I didn’t actually throw but my buddy Carol Sharks asked me to do it and I couldn’t say no.

Her party Baewatch is joining forces with an LA party called Candy to form some sort of Voltronesque super party at Sway (305 Spring St). By the way, I can’t tell if Baewatch is the worst name for a party ever or a really good one. Come to the party and let me know how you feel about it. It’s all lady DJs and the other host is my home girl Pebbles so it’s gonna be me and a bunch of ladies and one of the ladies boyfriends who is providing candy which seems insane but I do tattoos at parties so I guess it makes more sense than that.

I haven’t decided if I am taking photos or not but I will at least be brining my camera so if you really feel like showing me your boobs or balls or something I can at least hook you up with a quick snap or two. I mean that’s just the kinda guy I am.

On a totally different topic I uploaded a bunch of naked Polaroids to the Driven By Boredom Etsy store. Well, technically they are Fuji Instax Wide but you get the idea. I got shots of  Krysa Kaos, Ashlee Graham and polaroids of Ash Hollywood and Sasha Pain together. Two babes in one!

All the Polaroids are signed by the girls and myself and are numbered out of five. First come first served! Get on it!

If you want to see more of my naked Polaroids you can do so over on the Girls of DBB. Just saying.

See you guys tomorrow?

As my life recently has been a series of one horrible event after another I figured I needed to do some shit to break out of it. I started a new personal project yesterday, I am eating a bit better, I booked a tattoo appointment I have been avoiding and I am actually going to the doctors to get a check up for the first time in 15 years. On top of that I decided I should just go ahead and publish one of my favorite photo shoots of all time.

I don’t know why I have been holding on to this for so long but this shoot I did with Raven Rockette at the abandoned Rock-A-Hoola Water Park is pretty fucking amazing. The funny thing is I already posted a shoot I did with Raven that was taken AFTER this one. I guess I was just holding it for a special occasion and this is it.

A few years ago I saw this skate video that was shot at this amazing abandoned waterpark and I knew I needed to shoot there. I looked the place up and I saw that it was right on the drive from LA to Vegas. I had passed it dozens of times and didn’t notice somehow. It also is right by Route 66 where I spent 17 days working on my first book, but yet somehow I had never heard of it before this skate video.

I was in LA for my brother’s 30th birthday and I ended up getting a gig working for Sailor Jerry at the Viva Las Vegas car show and so I hit up Raven Rockette because I knew she lived in Vegas. I pitched her on the Rock-A-Hoola idea and she was really into it so the day after Viva Las Vegas we drove half way back to LA until we came to this amazing artifact of urban decay.

It was a bit sketchy once we pulled up and realized there wasn’t any hiding the car. It was either just park it along the road or drive back in there and try to hide it behind a building or something. You could still see the car from the highway and there would be no escaping if a cop pulled up. Even once you were inside in most places it would be easy to see the naked girl and photographer walking around the abandoned water park.

We were also pretty nervous that we would run into other people but we never did. We explored for nearly an hour and I took photos of her in the empty lazy river ride, up top where the highest waterslides used to be and even climbing on to buildings that have been closed since 2004.

The whole thing was an amazing experience with an amazing model and I think Raven and I killed it. I am usually pretty underwhelmed with my work but this is one of my favorite shoots of all time. And I really hope you guys dig it as much as I did.

As per usual I held back a few of the slightly more explicit shots for Girls of Driven By Boredom. You should sign up because it’s cheap, you get photos before everyone else and there’s a lot of exclusive content and higher resolution images. Plus, as my life implodes it would be nice to have some money to pay for a fucking lawyer. Huzzah!

Anyway, go look at these photos of Raven Rockette at the abandoned Rock-A-Hoola water park because they are fucking awesome.

Before I get to the sexy lady photos I just wanted to mention that the memorial for DJ Jess is tonight at 7pm at Webster Hall. I hope everyone who should know about it already knows about it but just in case now you know. Hope to see everyone. Also, Shaken & Stirred is doing their final night in celebration of Jess on the 22nd. It’s at the Delancey at 9pm and is free for anyone who wants to see a burlesque show while crying into their ascots. Now on to the nudes…

It is completely insane to me that the last time I posted a full set of Veruca James was in 2011. (Watch the video of that shoot here!) Since then I have taken so many photos of Veruca and she’s become a good friend but we never did a proper photo shoot until last January. And by last January I mean 2014. I shot these photos for a magazine that didn’t end up running them and I totally forgot about them until someone posted a 35mm outtake I shot of Veruca and Janice Griffith right at the end of this shoot. I realized not only had I not posted Veruca’s set but I also didn’t post the photos of Veruca and Janice together or the first set I ever shot of Janice. Clearly I needed to fix that.

So I immediately uploaded a mini app exclusive set to the Girls of Driven By Boredom of Veruca and Janice. It’s only like 15 photos but they are really fun and most of them fairly graphic. It seemed like a perfect thing to save just for the app. I also edited all the photos of Veruca and Janice so they are ready to go.

First up, as you may have guessed from the title of this post, are the pictures of Veruca James. She is responsible for some of my favorite naked photos ever. (Like this print you can buy in my Etsy store!) This shoot was a quick one in her hotel room during the AVN Awards so she is wearing a stupid AVN wristband and let’s just say we didn’t have a hair stylist available. Fortunately Veruca is fucking adorable and you will probably dig on these photos a lot.

Also, since I shot this for an adult magazine there are a bunch of porny shots that I don’t post on this site, but you can see them all on Girls of DBB with the set of her and Janice. The app is super cheap so it’s kinda a win/win. Just saying.

Now click here to see a bunch of NSFW photos of the radical and babely Veruca James!