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Maya Rue Part Two

Hello we are back and I have some new photos of Maya Rue for you. And by new, I mean new to you, because I shot these back in January when I was at AVN. Maya and I did three photoshoots together back then and I am spreading them out a bit. I didn’t mean to spread them out this much, but we had that whole hack thing and my site was down forever. Weirdly enough these would have been up a week ago but something new was going on with my site and I got locked out. This time it was my host’s fault and their AI support fucking sucks but we finally got through to a real person and got it resolved. None of that is important, we have photos for you to look at.

Anyway Maya rules and if you haven’t checked out the first shoot we did, you should do that right away. Now that you are back, you need to go look at these new photos because it’s actually my favorite shoot of the three. The hotel room I was staying at in Vegas had a livingroom, a bedroom and a bathroom so we did one shoot in each room. Problem solved. I don’t know what it is but I just love shooting in a bathroom. I am sure it’s because I got my start shooting nudes in nightclub bathrooms, but also the photos just look good. Maybe I should just do a zine of bathroom nudes one of these days. Actually, don’t give me anymore ideas I got too many projects in the works…

Okay I need to finish this up because I am going to NYC tomorrow and I got too much to do before I leave.  This gallery is nearly 50 photos, but they are pretty NSFW so you get to see 12 safe for work ones and the rest are paywalled over on Girls of Driven By Boredom. They are absolutely worth the few dollars a month it costs to sign up and you will have access to two shoots with Maya plus probably several hundred thousand other nudes because I am nothing if not prolific. 

So yeah, go to Girls of Driven By Boredom to check out all the photos, or if you don’t value my work and still want to see some sexy photos check out the gallery below… 

Goldie Fawn

I have excellent news for you all, we have new photos of Goldie Fawn!

I met Goldie way back in 2018 through another model and we did this amazing shoot in their hotel room around the AVN Awards week that year. Fast forward to AVN 2024 and I got to photograph Goldie by herself, this time on the roof of my rental car right before the Awards. She walked the red carpet and then we took some photos of her in and out of her dress in the parking garage super quickly, and then she went to the Awards. We didn’t take enough to justify a full post so she ended up in my Girls of AVN update, but that post came out about a month before I redid my entire site, so that post is sadly gone, but on’t worry, all the photos are still on my pay site. Just saying…

Fast forward once again to January and I was headed back to AVN and immediately hit Goldie up. She is just so nice, so fun to be around and and a fantastic model (she can essentially bend in half) so I am just always excited to get to take her picture. Not only that, but I cannot tell you how many models have reached out to me based on her recommendation. She’s just the best and I cannot wait to do it again.

So yeah, this year I shot her in her hotel room after the convention. I think we tried to get some other people to shoot with us but it’s always so hectic there but I am glad we got some one on one photos anyway outside of the quick shoot we did on my rental car. My one regret is that she had these tiny heart shaped pasties on and we kept them on for most of the shoot because they looked cute but when I went back to look at the photos they are kinda distracting and technically not even naked. I knew you guys would be deeply upset about that so I threw in some  bonus 35mm photos we took after she took them off. I would hate to deny you actual nipples like god intended. That being said, I am paywalling them and honestly all the pastie photos in general because am trying to keep this site kinda SFW and I am also trying to pay for never ending problems with the slowly sinking 65 year old house my girl and I bought. So yeah, go sign up for Girls of Driven By Boredom. You can see all these photos of Goldie, all the old shoots we did and probably over 100k other NSFW photos. It’s worth the $6 a month or whatever it costs. I should probably know that. 

Anyway, I cannot wait to shoot Goldie (and all of her friends) again. I also should mention that obviously we are way behind because of the hack, but the good news is that I still have four more shoots I did at AVN to get up, and I have two other NSFW shoots I sill haven’t published yet. So we got plenty of content to look forward to in the future. Okay that’s it. See you guys soon. 

Check out the preview gallery of Goldie Fawn below and then head over to Girls of DBB for the good stuff

Lit Lounge 8th Anniversary – 2.22.10

I have had these photos ready to go for months now. That whole getting hacked thing caused most of the delay because even though we recently solved that problem the one thing that we lost permanently was my old archives. I had an internal use only version of my old website that didn’t have any of the images, just the text, that way I could go back and check my archives. I could pull up a random folder, like for example a folder only called 2.22.10 and then I could type 2.22.10 into my archival site and pull up that night. I could then see what the party was, what I was doing in my life and what happened that night. It was a great tool and it was deleted forever.

My former webmaster thought she had a back up so she sent me those files, I sent them to the guy who unfucked my website and he uploaded all the files she sent and it turns out it was just some random early version of the current site that only had four posts. No idea what happened there. Since then, I have found my backup of the site, but it’s not the archive site, it’s just the whole ass website, so I can hopefully build back a new archives site, but that probably won’t happen for a while because I have spent all my money on my goddamn house. Anyway long story short I don’t have my notes from February 22nd, 2010… but I do have some memories. 

First things first I know it was Lit Lounge’s 8th anniversary party. I actually had to look up which anniversary it was, but I knew it was an anniversary. Lit was one of my all time favorite bars. Before I even moved to NYC one of the best days of my life ended dancing at Lit (it almost ended at an emergency room, but that’s another story). The bar had an art gallery in the back, and incredibly seedy basement, and multiple lockable bathrooms. There are not a lot of places on earth more conducive to debauchery. 

The other thing I remember from this night, is that earlier that day the US beat Canada in a huge Olympic hockey game. We of course then lost to them in the gold medal game in heartbreaking fashion, but the reason I remember that day is because in the Lit photo gallery there are a few photos that I shot on a 70-200mm lens, and it’s the only time I have ever brought that lens to the club and the only reason I brought it to the club was because I brought it to watch US hockey at a bar in the East Village and the only reason I brought it to that bar in the first place was because I had just bought it and it was snowing and I had my friend Vicky meet me at the bar and we shot topless photos in the snow. I actually really loved those photos and I am going to re-edit those right now and upload them to Girls of Driven By Boredom, so if you are seeing this, they are up there right now. 

You know I love a tangent, but let’s get back to it… What else? For some reason that POS rapist Ron Jeremy was there that night. I used to run into him all the time and he always sucked even before I knew all the shit he did. Aside from that, so, so many of my friends were there and so many girls I had crushes on and went on one date and then just became friends with after it didn’t work out because I was a mess back then. I guess I wasn’t so bad if they still wanted to be friends with me, but I was not really someone anyone took seriously as a romantic partner. Oh and speaking of dates, the girl who I went on my first ever internet dating site date was randomly at the party. We lived in Richmond, VA and we met on a site called Make Out Club (iykyk). She moved to NYC first and then when I moved there she moved back to RVA, but just happened to be in NYC that night.  

Anyway, I honestly don’t really remember anything else and this has gone on long enough, but I know people are going to dig these photos because pretty much everyone from like 5 different downtown scenes was there because Lit had something different going on every night. Shit, even my terrible punk band used to play there. Man I miss that spot.

Anyway check the gallery below, and then if you feel like it you can go look at some photos of my old friend Vicky topless in the snow taken earlier that day. She isn’t in this gallery at all, but I promise you will dig the photos if you like that sort of thing. Okay bye. 

Cape Fear, Bricks & Minifigs

When I left NYC two years ago, part of that decision making was that I mostly traveled for work, so I didn’t need to be paying all my income in rent, but I think I underestimated how much I would miss shooting in New York. Post pandemic didn’t work a ton in NYC but I was always there for the big moments even if I was just shooting stuff for myself. For example, I would be at the Knicks parade right now taking photos instead of updating my website. Since moving to Wilmington, NC I have taken plenty of photos, but they obviously aren’t as exciting as the stuff I was shooting locally in New York, so other than a photo here and there on social media, I don’t often share that work. Today I figured I would change that. 

Recently I did three quick photoshoots for Wilmington Biz Magazine which is, believe it or not, a local business magazine. Two of the photo shoots were for an article about the Cape Fear River, yes the one from the movies, and one of them was just a quick one page story at the front of the issue. 

The one page story was about a new Lego resale store called Bricks & Minifigs that had just opened up in a building right across the way from my old apartment. For decades it was a frame shop that I have frequented several times. (I was just recently at their new location getting the original 1962 blueprints to my home framed.) We moved before the Lego store opened but I watched them set up the shop over the last few months I lived there so I was excited to check it out. I loved Lego as a kid and I have built a few of the botanical sets over the last few years. Anyway, when I went there I met the owner and looked around and took a few photos and didn’t think much of it, but between then and now a huge controversy surrounding the franchise has taken place. It is way too complicated to explain fully, but basically Bricks & Minifigs corporate took over a franchise in Oregon and in the process stole a bunch of Lego sets that they were supposed to be consigning from someone. A YouTuber made a video about it and the whole thing went super viral and instead of making it right, the company just doubled down and made one bad PR decision after another, sued everyone and got the YouTuber arrested. This video has a pretty good breakdown of where the situation is now if you want to know more. All that being said, none of this has anything to do with the local Bricks & Minifigs and I went in there the other day and it was packed, so glad to see they are doing well despite the negative PR. 

The other two shoots were for a larger story about a day on the life of the Cape Fear River. Despite being a small city, Wilmington is famous for a surprising amount of stuff. We are the home of Michael Jordan, the only place in the world with native Venus fly traps and home to a once thriving film industry. Dawson’s Creek, Blue Velvet and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were all filmed here. Kenny Powers mounted his comeback and Brandon Lee died filming The Crow here. But you know what wasn’t filmed here? Either of the Cape Fear movies, despite them taking place in Southeast NC. Sorry, these photos aren’t my normal level of exciting, so you get some tangents. 

Anyway, the first shoot I did was to take photos of a tugboat company called McAllister Towing. I was particularly psyched about this because in my mind I was going to take photos of a grizzly tugboat captain, but I ended up photographing a young guy who was a fourth generation tugboatist. I am positive that isn’t a word, but it should be. Three notes about the shoot: 1) While photographing the tugboatist, I kept thinking it felt like I was shooting band photos, and when I went home and googled him, he is actually a drummer. 2) While I was climbing between two boats I dropped my point and shoot 35mm camera out of my bag, and when I bent over the rail to grab it, I dropped my other two film cameras. In the process I: a) broke the flash on the point and shoot, b) chipped the lens on my Nikon and c) badly damaged my Lecia M6, which reminds me I need to file an insurance claim. 3) My mother’s middle name is McAlister so I was psyched to show her the photos.

Lastly I photographed a Riverkeeper, which is a job I didn’t know existed. He’s part of an organization that works to protect the water quality in the Cape Fear River basin. The Cape Fear has an enormous amount of PFAS in it because DuPont basically poisoned the water source for hundreds of thousands of people and instead of paying for a cleanup, just created a separate company to keep them protected and everything is tied up in massive litigation, meanwhile everyone I know who grew up here has some sort of autoimmune disease and Trump’s FDA has rolled back Biden era clean water protections so that’s fun. Anyway, it was real cool to briefly talk to Kemp about his incredibly interesting job and I loved taking photos of him canoeing in some beautiful nature, despite how many bug bites I got in the process. 

Can I tell you that when I started writing this I thought it was going to be three short paragraphs? Here we are nearly 1000 words in and I am still going. I need to write more, and maybe use less run on sentences when I do. I just gotta stop abusing commas. There will be zero commas in this paragraph — I swear. 

Okay, this was fun and I hope you dig looking at something different from me. I still got a bunch of NSFW stuff to get up, and I need to start getting up more Vintage DBB stuff, as promised, but I also think I might have to share with you guys some of my wildlife photography. I don’t really know what I am doing but I got all sorts of wildlife in my backyard so I bought a long lens and it’s been a lot of fun, so maybe you guys will get to see that soon. In the meantime, enjoy this quick gallery with ten photos from each shoot. And shout out to my friend Suzi, the art director who hired me for this, it was fun, let’s do it again. 

Emma Starseed & Olivia Wildin

I cannot believe I am finally getting these photos up. I shot these photos (and many more) back in January at the AVN Awards and these were supposed to have gone up in February. The first gallery I posted was of Maya Rue, because I did three shoots with her and I wanted to spread them out. Shortly after those went up my website got hacked. By mid April I thought it had been fixed, but the malware was just laying dormant. I was about to post these photos of Emma Starseed and Olivia Wildin at that time but when I went through them I realized that the digital ones weren’t enough and I wanted to publish the 35mm photos at the same time. I had just sent off the film to my lab in NYC so I figured I would get up these photos of Connie Perignon and then the Emma & Olivia photos would go up a week or two later… but then the hack was back. Finally months later all the malware is gone and my site is functional again and I am now paying someone to keep it that way going forward. It was a whole ordeal and you can read more about the hack here, but in the meantime, let’s get to some photos!

I met Emma through my friend Goldie Fawn (who has her own shoot waiting to be published) because they are both cam girls over on MyFreeCams. I honestly cannot tell you how many MFC models I have photographed, but it’s a lot and shout out to Goldie who keeps telling cam babes about me. Anyway, when I met Emma on the floor of the AVN Expo she told me had been following me for a while and was psyched to take photos with me. I pitched her on doing some sort of BTS thing that I love to do so I went and took some photos of her on the last day of AVN week while she was getting  her hair and makeup done for the Awards that night. I took a handful of photos of her there and the plan was to shoot after that, but they told me it would take over an hour so I went down to the floor and then the chaos of the week got in the way and I didn’t meet up with her until much later. 

When I finally met up with Emma she was with a crew of people in one of her fans hotel suites, including her cam partner Olivia Wildin. It was a great place to shoot but I honestly hate shooting portraits when a bunch of people are around. I think my strength as a photographer is making people comfortable and trying to find moments that feel real, and that’s hard to do when a lot is happening. That being said, I love that environment as documentary photographer so for the first 30 minutes or so I was there I was mostly a fly on the wall shooting whatever they were up to, getting ready, making content, hanging out, etc. 

Eventually I photographed just Emma and Olivia in the sort of bedroom area in their AVN dresses. They couldn’t really get out of their dresses easily so it wasn’t my normal traditional nude shoot, but that didn’t stop these photos from being very NSFW. The two of them are very cute together and we also shot some pretty photos of the two of them with another MFC model named Aspen Eden. In the end we got some very nice shots, but I also wanted to get the 35mm stuff in there because some of my favorite photos were the more behind the scenes stuff. Oh and we also shot some stuff in the hallway I liked a lot!

Anyway, I am glad we got to do this shoot, and so glad these photos are finally going up, but I really hope I get to photograph them again in the future with a little less chaos and a little more time because they were great to photograph. Perhaps maybe one day on Emma’s farm. Did I mention Emma has a farm? What a life. 

Check out the gallery below for some of the safe for work images, and then head over to Girls of Driven By Boredom for the nudes. There are 82 images in the full gallery between the film and digital, so you probably want to check that one out…