Last night I went to a Christmas house party and then I had to go into the city to return The Point and Rockets Redglare! that I borrowed from Mike as per an earlier post.  I meant to get on the L but I was not really thinking and I got on the J because it was right next to the Christmas party.  I realized my error pretty much as soon as I got on the train.  Because of this I decided to go to Lit for a little bit before I made my way up to Beauty Bar to return the DVDs.  I wasn’t there for very long but I had some fun and took some sexy photos of my friend Daniela that will probably go up in a few days.  Like I mentioned yesterday, I like to spread out the nudity… or in this case the semi-nudity.  Anyway, I am going to see one of my favorite musicals, Footlight Parade in thirty minutes so I am going to make this quick.  Check out the photos from last night.  Enjoy the middle photo below.  If you have not met me before it is the closest photo ever taken that looks most like what I look like.  If that makes any sense.

You met her the other day and I promised we were going to shoot on Wednesday. Well we did. We went to the Wednesday night comedy show at Rififi and then snuck into the back room to use the bathroom after the show was over. We took a ton of photos and then went over to Beauty Bar cause High Voltage is on a short break. Her and Xochielt and Mike and I sort of took over the back of Beauty Bar and caused a ruckus that will not be forgotten soon. There was nudity and violence and broken glass and jumping and dancing and chaos. I will have some photos of the three of them going crazy in a while. I didn’t want to put up all the naked photos in one day. Gotta spread out the fun. Check out the Rififi bathroom photos. NSFW for your pleasure.

Weird things are happening in my life.  I think that the next week or two is going to be slow around here.  I am going to make sure I post twice a day, but I am not going to be shooting a whole lot.  I am going out of town for a few days and I don’t know how much stuff I can get done.  I may put up a bunch of old video that I haven’t messed with yet.  I taped a Pete Holmes set last night and it was really great so as soon as I find the firewire cord to my camera I will get that online.

I have like three nudes sets to go up, but I want to spread them out a little bit.  One is going up today… I am thumb-nailing photos as we speak. I had a pretty crazy night last night, but I didn’t take too many photos and the ones I did take were naked and I might get yelled at for posting them… I gotta get some permissions and stuff first.  I was at Michael Stewart of Beauty Bar fame until like 7AM or something and he gave me some movies to watch.  I am currently watching The Point which is this weird children’s movie/ Harry Nilsson music video narrated by Ringo Starr.  It is pretty fucking weird.  Check it out while I try to get my shit together and get up these nudie pix.

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My computer works again!  Huzzah!  Thanks to the night shift at the 24 hour Mac store I got my computer fixed at 530AM just hours before I got on a bus headed to DC.  I am now home and I can now bring you the two updates that I missed in their full glories.  Thanks to 476ad for holding us over.

First we have the Drop Dead Gorgeous Finals from Beauty Bar on 11.18.07… over 200 photos.  I only put up 34 the other day.

Second we have M at Darkroom from 11.19.07.  I only posted 12 photos, here are a bunch more in high definition.

My Mac is still broken. I think is funny. I bought a Mac so I would stop having to deal with my PC fucking up all the time, yet I have never been able to not turn it on before. My Mac is brain dead, yet my 4 year old PC at least functions well enough to do these mild updates. The problem is I can’t update my photo galleries without my Mac so I am just going to upload a few photos to my 476ad account. When I get my computer back I will reupload this gallery. So enjoy these best of photos from NYC Beauty Bar’s Drop Dead Gorgeous Finals. The over all winner Tali De’Mar and fan favorite Kristine4President get sent to Vegas to compete for Ms. Beauty Bar. Let’s hope a NY girl wins it all.

Click the winners for more photos.

Update: Here are the real photos.

The party Trash tonight will be at Beauty Bar on 14th between 2nd and 3rd aves tonight.  The love of my life Lydia will be hosting as well Jason Ultra and Brodie.  Electric Six is doing a DJ set and Najva who used to be my friend but now just awkwardly ignores me is go-going…

On another related note, this is what you get when you search for “dancing bacon” on youtube.

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These photos are out of order because I took 10,000 photos in the last month or two so the count on my camera reset. So the second half is first. Yeah.

This thing was a bloody mess. Doug Sakmann was doing the make up for the girls in the Zombie beauty pageant and he was spraying fake blood over everyone. I didn’t shoot every well, everything was a bit under exposed, but I got a bunch of half naked girls eating brains, so that’s pretty great. I actually took photos of this one guy that is so gross I am not even going to post it on below. If you you want to vomit, check out the gallery with the rest of the photos.  Oh by the way Bobby Steele from the Misfits and The Undead was one of the judges which was very cool. Yeah.

I blame the fact that no one in this city is going to be sober for the next week on last night being dead. So my night started out simply enough. My friend Minka came over and helped me bleach my hair. The goal was dirty blond for my MacGyver costume, but of course it just turned orange. I used the conditioner the dye came with and it made my hair really fluffy. I pretty much look like a baby chicken. I am probably going to dye it brown or something tomorrow, but I am going to go out with the orange again tonight. So last night I started off at Unstoppable Perfect at Happy Endings which is normally a lot of fun, but it was dead. I had plans to meet some people there but one of them lost their ID and just went to Brooklyn. I left and went to Lit but it was pretty lame there too. I was there for about 10 min, just long enough for everyone to make fun of my hair. Machine Sex told me she liked it, but then again, her name is Machine Sex so I am not sure how seriously I can take that complement. Nico told me he liked it, but I called him out on that and he agreed with me that it looks horrible. Then I went to Beauty Bar for their 12th Anniversary which I felt would be packed, but again it was dead. I had fun there though, I talked to a bunch of people. Nikki Sneakers was glad to hear that my hair was a “goof”. Then she told me I didn’t know shit about horror films because I didn’t know who she was being for Halloween, which sort of hurt because I am sort of a film nerd and fucked up cinema is a passion of mine. Oh well. Anyway, I wanted to see a bunch of people last night and I didn’t see any of them or do anything really fun and I didn’t take any photos so it was pretty much a big waste of time.

I will be at Revolver tonight from 12-2:30 and at Trash from 2:30 – whenever….

I shot this party then went home and edited photos then got on a train drove to DC. Watched the Dolphins lose then I walked around for like 2 hours and got lost in DC slightly because I was looking for Vitamin Water… which I found, but it cost $3. But it was worth it because I was so damn thirsty. So I need to update quickly so I can lay down and watch Weeds on demand. At the party I was hanging out with a girl in a bathroom and someone walked in and she flipped out and I sort of had to chase her down and that was weird, but I had fun and um… wait, actually that was at Beauty Bar during a quick break. The party had Michael T singing and a glam contest thing and some girl who danced on stage a lot and kept flashing her ass at me but I was not quick enough to get a photo and also these people wrote on themselves and I took photos of Nic taking photos of them holding their boobs or something and I wish the Dolphins beat the Redskins so then I would be in a better mood… so yeah. Have photos now. They are NSFW because there are nipples. Watch out!