I just finished organizing all my photos from 2019 which is the one bright spot to this virus madness. I will post a Best of 2019 gallery soon, but for now I want to put up some more photos from that year. Enter: Raya Blade. 

I just found out she retired from being a naked person on the internet so this might be the last shoot we do. Hopefully it won’t be the last time we hang out though because she’s good people. The first time we shot we got some really amazing stuff with Goldie Fawn. And then when I was in LA I realized she had moved there so I stopped by her place and hung out with her and Jasmine Grey (who has a couple cameos in this shoot). We eventually took some photos of them outside too but it was so bright that I didn’t really like any of those photos so you just get the indoor stuff.

After the shoot I had a shoot get canceled and I ended up hanging out with them and Sleepy Chew which was cool but I didn’t shoot any photos of them aside from a few 35mm shots.  A couple days later I went to the party Cloak & Dagger with Raya and I took a couple of cool photos of her after that too which were also only on film but honestly none of this matters I am just trying to fill space before I go watch some more Netflix or whatever. 

Long story short is Raya is good people and really attractive and you should pay a couple dollars a month to look at these photos in high resolution. Usually I post some bonus shots on there but this gallery was kinda small and pretty tame so there aren’t any extra photos on the app but like I could use the money so that I can continue to exist so think about signing up for Girls of DBB anyway. 

Okay, moving on.

Click here to see the photos of Raya Blade (and Jasmine Grey) that I shot last year in LA.

I met Bianca at one of my favorite spots in NYC, Rififi. You can tell it was a long time ago because Rififi closed in 2008! We took a few photos way back then but it wasn’t a proper photo shoot or anything. We did shoot a pretty cool Polaroid which we recreated 10 years later for my book Instaxxx. Seeing them next to each other is actually one of my favorite pages in the book. That second shoot was also not a proper shoot, we just took a bunch of photos for Instaxxx (I think she has two full spreads in the book) and then we did a third shoot which we ended up capturing the main image for the Kickstarter Make 100 project I did last year. Once again, we only shot a handful of photos. 

Finally, we did a “proper” shoot. And what I mean by that is we shot enough digital photos to justify a gallery on this website. It was very exciting to shoot her more than a decade after we first met. I am a huge Bianca fan and I am glad she let me shoot a bunch of photos of her and her pup on her roof. Plus I got to hang out in a hammock after. How great would that shit be right now? I haven’t seen sunlight in a month. 

What’s weird about this whole 10 years after I met someone thing is that twice in the last three days I have talked to two different girls I know about shooting again after knowing them for more than a decade. One of which I not only met at Rififi, but photographed there for the first time. I would link the photos but the link doesn’t work anymore because my website is all fucked up from back then. What are you going to do?

Anyway, none of this matters except that Bianca is real hot and you should go look at these photos of her. I saved (almost) all the full nude ones for Girls of Driven By Boredom because I have no other income right now and I still haven’t been able to file for unemployment. So go look at those in high resolution, and see the rest by clicking below. Hopefully when this is all over I will get to take her photo again!

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Bianca on her roof in Brooklyn!

Here’s another gallery from 2018, this time featuring my friend Alex De La Flor. When we shot these around Thanksgiving of that year I had been trying to take her photo for about a year and I was very excited not only to take her photo but to also get to sleep on her couch for a few days while I was in LA. Way cheaper than a hotel room… Plus she had not one, but to puppies I got to pet a bunch. Her pup (the other was her roommate’s) is featured in this shoot too which is very important. 

I think one of the reasons this shoot got lost was because I took such good 35mm photos that I had forgotten about the digital ones that were not as good. (You will probably still like them because Alex is very hot.) One of those film shots ended up in my book 49 Photos I Don’t Hate which has now been sold out for a year which is crazy. Time moves very quickly when you aren’t on quarantine. 

I am already moving on to organizing my 2019 photos and I have already found two mini shoots I did that I put exclusively on Girls of Driven By Boredom. There are a bunch of bonus, extra explicit, photos of Alex on there too that have been up for several days now. It’s just a couple dollars a month so it’s super cheap and will help me pay rent while I call the NY State Unemployment office over and over and over again. Thanks for supporting my stuff.

Speaking of supporting my stuff, Alex not only let me stay with her, but she bought a couple of my zines at this Zine Fair that I went to in LA. She’s the best and I am very glad she exists in my life even though she once slapped the shit out of me in a casino when she was very drunk. I hope one day this quarantine ends so I can go back to LA to take some more photos of her and pet her dog. Now go look at her photos.

Click here to see a bunch of NSFW photos of the lovely Alex De La Flor. 

Since there is no sports going on right now and you have nothing to do but consume content, it seems like a good time to post the video from the 2019 #MetLifeTakeover. Honestly you probably don’t care about this, but you know what? I can’t just post nudity all day long. I might run out. I do have a new girl update coming soon, but you can see it now if you sign up for my pay site. Just saying… Now let’s get into this football tailgate video thing.

Every time I post about Dolfans NYC I have to do a recap explaining it to people who have no idea I run the largest Miami Dolphins fan club in the world. In 2008 my friend Michelle and I started a Facebook group and Twitter account to organize Miami Dolphins fans who live in NYC so that we could watch games together. That turned into this massive club that is actually a non-profit group that donates tons of money to charity including over $10,000 last year. We do weekly watch parties at our bar Slattery’s Midtown Pub but our main event every year is the #MetLifeTakeover a huge group trip to the Dolphins @ Jets game where we charter busses and buy hundreds (sometimes over 1000) seats to the game. We throw a massive tailgate party and have a blast. 

A bunch of former Dolphins players showed up to our tailgate and the Dolphins presented us a framed jersey for our 10th annual group trip. We had a big party featuring Tropic 2.0 DJing, a live performance from Miami rapper Solo D, a massive all you can eat and drink tailgate from Urban Tailgate, a live taping of a Dolphins radio show, four different community service activations and a photobooth from my old friend Nicky Digital’s new company Out Snapped. We also were sponsored by my friends at Sailor Jerry. 

This video was directed and edited by RizeOptix and hosted by comedian Oscar Collazos. 

Lastly, I should mention that we are raising money for the staff of our bar Slattery’s Midtown Pub who are out of work because of the Coronavirus. If you have any interest in helping you can PayPal whatever you like to dolfansnyc@gmail.com. Thanks so much!

Now enjoy this video if you want to see slow motion videos of me walking and screaming! 

While in quarantine I have been trying to be productive. I have mostly been eating garbage and watching documentaries about libertarian gay polygamist tiger breeding attempted murderers but I did manage to finally organize all the photos I took in 2018. I actually had to do most of it twice because I accidentally threw away most of the edit but I started over again and here we are. In January I started working on organizing 2019 and then I realized I hadn’t done 2018 yet so at least that’s done and I guess it’s time to work on 2019 now, but let’s be honest, if Netflix drops another true crime series I will immediately drop whatever I was doing. 

Speaking of pandemics, normally I wouldn’t drop nearly 300 photos on a Saturday, but since everyone is stuck at home bored as hell this seems like a perfect time to give you a million photos to click through. I will also go through some of my favorite moments of the year and drop you some links of the highlights so you can go look at more photos or read about some more of my bullshit or whatever.

Let’s start with my favorite photo shoot of all time: I got to shoot the cast of the Wes Anderson movie Isle of Dogs with puppies for Vulture and then puppies dressed up as Wes Anderson characters for BuzzFeed. It was amazing. Some of the bigger events I shot in 2018 were AVN Week, SXSW and of course the Gathering of the Juggalos. I also shot Exxxotica NJ, The March For Our Lives, Elm St. Music & Tattoo Fest and the NFL Draft. Speaking of sports, a personal highlight of 2018 (and my life) was the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup. I didn’t get to go to any of the games but I did get to go to the victory parade in DC. I got to travel overseas a couple of times, getting to photograph a Transylvanian rave, and going to the Galapagos Islands, the latter of which was an absolutely life changing experience. I should also mention that I shot a halloween dog parade and really loved shooting some behind the scenes photos on the TV show Cake.

I know I also gotta run down a few of my favorite naked women photos because that’s why most of you creeps come here. Probably my favorite shoot of the year was of my my friend Scout. There was such bad light in her hotel room that we shot almost the entire thing using just light from the TV. I finally got to shoot with Nikki Hearts after knowing her for years and years. Kasey Warner introduced me to Damia and Khloe, and I photographed both of them for the first time. I have shot them both again since. I got to shoot Rose Ryan for the second time and she is unreasonably attractive so that is worth a gander. I shot Jade Baker for the first time and our second shoot from 2019 is one of my favorites ever. I have no idea why I haven’t posted it yet.  Speaking of galleries I haven’t posted yet, there are a few more previews in here of those including one with Alex De La Flour that is coming real soon. I got some good public nude stuff as well with my shoot with Jane Wilde and my trip to Governors Island with my friend Kirra. Oh, and my shoot with Raya and Goldie was amazing too.

Okay, I think that’s it for now. There’s a ton of other stuff in here too but I am not gonna list it all because I have work to do, and by work I mean I have to go watch some videos of rich teenage YouTubers pulling pranks on their slightly less successful successful YouTuber friends.

Click here to see nearly 300 of my favorite (digital) photos from 2018!

I have no idea how many times I have photographed April O’Neil but it’s a lot and hopefully there will be many more. I have taken her photo in NYC, in a former Nazi compound LA, on a road trip, and now we return to the location of our first shoot, Las Vegas.

During AVN she was staying in the same hotel that I did my first shoot with Lily LaBeau and Samantha Bently. I don’t actually remember what it’s called and it doesn’t really matter I was just trying to link more nudes for you in this super boring time of quarantine. We shot on her balcony which was fun and we only noticed a few people watching and she didn’t get kicked out of her room so that was nice. 

Honestly right now I feel super weird just casually blogging when the world is on fire but I also don’t want to lecture you on staying safe or whatever or talk about how much it sucks that I can’t work because you probably can’t either, so I am just going to end this post. But you should stay safe, and stay in doors so other people don’t get sick and we can maybe one day go back to normal.

Also, if you aren’t out of work, please think about signing up for Girls of Driven By Boredom because it’s my only source of income right now and it’s very cheap and you can super easily search all my shoots of April in high res with bonus content that isn’t anywhere else, okay I will stop selling now. Go look at the photos.

Click here to see all the photos of April O’Neil in Vegas.

Ps. We didn’t take a single safe for work shot so here’s a photo of her getting ready for the shoot. Whoops. 

Hope everyone is staying safe out there with everything on the planet being canceled by pandemic. I have something for you guys to do while you’re being quarantined. You can look at not one, but two shoot with my friend Damia. 

I met her when she was crashing with Kasey Warner and Khloe Kapri. I shot all three of them together which was a pretty fun shoot. I also shot Kasey and Damia together but you can only find that on Girls of Driven By Boredom. That same week I shot Damia by herself kinda quickly in Kasey’s back yard, but I didn’t want to put those photos up right away because I had so many shoots from Kasey’s that week. So I held off.

Months later I am back in LA and I hit her up again to shoot, and this time I shot her in Khloe’s place (she was no longer living with Kasey) and then shot Khloe there a few days ago. I still haven’t posted either of those shoots because I wanted to space everything out. It’s a whole thing…

Long story short, I have two shoots with Damia: one in a backyard, and one in a kitchen. They are all together in just one gallery to make it easy on everyone. 

Damia is fucking hilarious, and real cool but kinda awkward at the same time but in a real adorable way. I don’t know if any of that makes sense but you will probably get it when you look at the photos. You will want to look at the photos, I promise.

Anyway, there aren’t any bonus shots on Girls of DBB, but there is that Kasey/Damia shoot I mentioned, plus you would have seen these already if you were a member because I put them up yesterday over there (in high resolution). Just saying.

Okay, don’t get the coronavirus, and please go look at these photos. See you soon.

Click here to see photos from two different shoots with Damia!

The first time I shot Bunny Colby it was interrupted by a phone call I had to deal with in the middle of the shoot. It was pretty disappointing so the next time I was in LA I hit her up and we got to redo it. And then just like the last several galleries I have posted on here they remained in a folder that I managed to lose from that trip to LA. The other day I was talking to her about our next possible shoot and I realized these were in that folder and I figured I should take a look at them. 45 minutes later I had these edited, uploaded to Girls of DBB and ready to post for you guys (two days later).

Bunny is real rad and she has some very weird looking, but very cute cats that I got to photograph with her. I am super allergic to them so we didn’t shoot for too long, but I think we got some nice stuff anyway. Her place is super mid-century looking, and I don’t mean that in a hip minimalist Danish furniture design way, it’s just painted lime green and pink and looks like someone’s grandma’s house and I mean that in the best way.

Oh, have I mentioned that Bunny looks really good naked? (Two of my most popular 2019 Instagram posts were of her!) Maybe that just speaks for itself, I don’t know, but you will probably like looking at these almost as much as I liked taking them and hopefully I will get to take more soon. 

As I mentioned these have been on Girls of Driven By Boredom for a couple days now, in higher resolution, with some bonus more explicit shots. If you aren’t a subscriber yet I don’t even know what you are doing. It costs way less than sponsoring some sort of starving orphan and you get way more nudity. 

Now click here to look at a bunch of NSFW photos of Bunny Colby!

posts! My very last post was Chloe Cherry and now we have part two of my shoot with Chloe Amour, so it’s part two of Chloe week and part two of this shoot so it’s like Chloe to the third power or something. I don’t know but I have a bunch of photos of a very attractive human for you to look at so let’s all do that together, but first look at the first part of the shoot we did. 

I shot these photos at my friend Eddy’s place and it reminds me that I have a bunch of photos of her I never posted as well as the third part of this Chloe Amour series plus another Chloe (who spells her name Khloe) as well. I shot all those photos in the same week and here we are months later and we are just sitting on content and I don’t really know what to do about that except to keep posting stuff, so yeah, let’s do that.

Chloe Amour is so hot and we took so many photos that we did three complete shoots so pretty glad that happened and my hope is I get to shoot her again before I even have a chance to post part three, but who knows? Honestly this is a very weird write up and I am just trying to be productive because Alex Ovechkin is only two goals away from 700 so I have to watch every Caps game and he keeps not doing it so I have to go meet up with some friends in a bit and I just want to get these photos up before I do that. 

So yeah, let’s move on and just be really excited about these photos because damn Chloe Amour is hot. Also, as per always there are some extra bonus photos on Girls of Driven By Boredom that are exclusive to that site. They are also twice the resolution and were posted a day early. Just saying. 

Okay, now click here to see part two of three of my amazing shoot with Chloe Amour!

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