The Dolphins finally won their first game of the year today, meaning they are not the worst team to ever play the game of football. As a die hard Dolphins fan, this is a great relief to me. When the game was in over time all these Patriots fans in the bar I was at were talking shit. When we won I jumped into them knocking over a table and crashing all these beers to the ground. One guy was bleeding from the face and tried to fight me. The Dolphins fans I was with got my back and it was just chaos. I eventually apologized and everything was okay. I sort of felt like a dick for almost starting a bar brawl, but all the Dolphins fans I was with were thanking me for fucking their shit up. Good times. Go Dolphins!

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Two weeks ago I was at a football party at the 2 Michelles house and they were video taping our antics for their web video series at miamidolphins.com.

If you ever suggest to someone that you should get at one end of a hallway and run at eachother as hard as you can and he agrees… let him know you were completely joking, because it is a very bad idea. Lesson learned.

I hurt my teeth so badly that I had a headache for two days. My shoulder had a bump on it the size of a Clementine and my knee was twisted so much that I limped for over a week after it. Fun! I am too old to play football.

Dig the video.

PS. I am not sure why my WordPress YouTube plug in isn’t working anymore and videos aren’t embedding properly.   I am trying to fix it.  It seems to be fucking up in IE and Mozilla but working fine in Safari. So if you have the option look at my site in Safari for the moment.

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In remembrance of a once proud Miami Dolphins franchise.  A team who once went 17-0.  A team once led by the winningest coach in pro football.  A two time Super Bowl winning team who was home to Daniel Constantine Marino Jr. for his entire career.  We say goodbye to that team today and say hello to the wost team in the NFL… your Miami Dolphins.

PS. Please feel free to use the amazing video I made below for anything you loved that has recently died or broken your fucking heart too many god damned times.   These Dolphins really test my gangsta.

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Okay.  So here are the photos from this Miami Dolphis webmaster conference I went to.  I didn’t take any good photos, but I did take some photos so maybe that counts for something.  Here are pictures of people you don’t care about like CEO Joe Baily, owner Wayne Huizinga, former linebacker John Offerdahl and a bunch of fellow webmasters.  So exciting!  I will be back with real content tomorrow like party pictures and naked girls and weird YouTube videos, but until then let me geek out and enjoy these pictures of things that my normal DBB audience is bored to tears with.  Oh, did I mention that the Dolphins have cheerleaders?

So this weekend as you probably know I was in Miami as part of a conference to webmasters who run Miami Dolphins web sites.  We go to go to the game and we had meetings and a lot of free food and a good time.  I will have pictures from it up later today.  We also got to ask the head coach Cam Cameron some questions.  The second I got in there I reverted back to my class clown days of high school.  You probably won’t know why my question is funny so I will explain.

Three years ago the Dolphins got a new head coach (Nick Saban) that we were all sure was going to lead us to a championship.  His first year he had the team turned around and everyone thought they were going to be the team to beat last year.  They fell apart and Saban left the team for a head coaching job at Alabama.  However the weeks leading up to his leaving many people in the media asked him if he was planning on leaving.  He denied this firmly.  He straight up lied to everyone.  So when I ask Cam Cameron about him leaving for Alabama, everyone I was with thought that was very funny.  But that’s because we are big dorks and are obsessed with the Miami Dolphins enough to make a website about it.  Yeah.  Just skip to  the 2 Min mark to see my question.  Keep in mind the billionaire owner of the Dolphins was in the room at the time and he was laughing out loud.  LOL.

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What you may or may not know about me is that I am obsessed with the Miami Dolphins. I run a Dolphins website. I am going to DC tomorrow AM to watch the Dolphins take on my hometown team, the Washington Redskins (or as my dad (a Dallas, TX native) calls them the Deadskins). In celebration of the season starting and because I love you guys so much I am reposting this interview on this site too… And just so you are clued in Eugene “Mercury” Morris was the tailback of the 1972 Super Bowl Champion Miami Dolphins, the only team to ever go undefeated. You might say he is slightly proud of that fact.

“Mercury” Morris did an interview with Doug from Dolfansites.com which is a website of Miami Dolphin webmasters like myself dedicated to raising money for charities and helping out Dolphins causes. “Mercury” Morris is releasing a rap song about the ’72 Dolphins in about two weeks and he talks to Doug about the’72 team. The interview is both inspiring for Dolphins fans and hilarious, as Morris at some points sounds like a professional wrestler calling out the ’85 Bears and the ’92 Cowboys. The CD will be available soon from his website, but until then you can check out the song and his interview here.  You can read all the brilliant lyrics here.  My favorite part is about Dan Marino embarrassing the ’85 Bears.

Over the season, whether you like it or not, I will be posting interview with other Miami Dolphins types probably… so get excited. Football season started on Thursday and you will be hearing a lot about it from me from now on. By the way Mercury Morris was also starred in the Black Six, which after reading about it I NEED to see. Six times rougher than ‘Superfly’? No fucking way possible. I am so on it.

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So, as you may or may not know, I have an unhealthy obsession with the Miami Dolphins. And since this site does not want to hear about football, I have started another site called Bored With Losing. Check it out, and then check out this amazing rap video that appeals to people of all sorts. You don’t have to be a football fan to be shocked and awed by this video.

From Bored With Losing:

This is clearly the greatest thing to be ever associated with the Miami Dolphins. It is the number one thing that comes up when you search for Miami Dolphins. It is so embarrassing and way worse than the Super Bowl Shuffle. If you are any sort of Dolphins fan you have seen it, otherwise, enjoy.

So, I have a feeling the most of the people who come to this site come for one of two reasons: party pictures or tits. I am also assuming none of you care at all about the Miami Dolphins, but frankly, I am obsessed with them. Yesterday was day 1 of the NFL draft. Everyone thought the Dolphins wanted to draft this quarterback Brady Quinn, which I was not very happy about. The Dolphins just spent a ton of money on former probowler Daunte Culpepper, who spent all of last year injured. Frankly I am not ready to give up on him. The Dolphins had a chance to get Quinn, but ended up drafting Ted Ginn, a player who was not rated nearly as high. Anyway, I am not a big college guy, and I have only watched Ginn play maybe twice, but I knew he was fast. But I did not realize how fast. Even if you don’t like football, you might be impressed by this video. I have never seen anyone out run everyone like this. It is like both teams are standing still. Anyway, be amazed. Hopefully, I will have new party pics and boobs up soon…