Sweet merciful lord. I woke up yesterday around noon after a few hours of sleep because I forgot to pick up my sleeping pills and had to take a bunch of tylenol PM instead. Then I did some shit and cleaned my apartment and updated this site and blah blah blah. Then I went to the Burning Angel party at Trash. I will just have to say that that was completely fucking insane. I am going to do a two part series, part one up tomorrow, and the really fucked up photos on Monday. I also have a girl/girl gallery that will be up as well. Anyway, the point was I was completely drained from the lack of sleep and my balls hurt from the naked girls and groping. So what did I do? I took a cab to Radio City Music Hall and stood in the rain until 9:30 AM waiting for tickets to see the NFL Draft. At 9:30 they opened the door and basically everyone started running full sprint at the door. Like 3000 people. It was insane, people got trampled etc. 2 hours later after being crushed by people I had a wristband. Then several hours of waiting in another line I got inside. From the time I left Trash to the time I got inside it had been 11 hours. Then I watched the draft until 10PM. It is now 10 o’clock, roughly 34 hours after I woke up. I want to die. GO DOLPHINS!

Real story and photos tomorrow.  Preview below.

I know none of you guys care, but my Miami Dolphins just signed a contract with Michigan left tackle Jake Long. He is now officially going to be the number one pick in the draft and hopefully the Dolphins left tackle for the next decade.

Lets learn about Jake together!

Holy Jeezus. I have had a pretty crazy few days. I just got off a 6 hour bus ride and I am getting rushed off to some party in Orlando. I broke ANOTHER camera… this time my Yashica film camera. But at least it was broken in a fantastic fashion. We trashed the penthouse at the hotel in amazing fashion while listening to old hardcore music. I have pictures of the devastation. It is fantastic. I really have to rush off now, but I have crazy stuff to talk about and photos to show.

In the mean time, I just wanted to show you my new tattoo.  I decided that if I was in Miami I would get a Miami Dolphins tattoo. Despite my absolute love of the Dolphins, I am not quite lame enough to get a football tattoo, so I decided I would get Dan Marino’s number which luckily for me is the number 13, which is totally rock and roll. So I got like a hard core rock and roll 13, that happens to be aqua and orange. I also got my arm filled in a bit so it looks more sleeve like.

It ended up being a lot better than I thought it would be. I can’t find the guys card who did it but in a few days I will post a better photo with a link to his portfolio. I know the card is in my bag somewhere. Anyway, good dude, funny tattoo.

Since I am in Miami (or maybe on the way out of town) I think that I should rep the Miami Dolphins.  As a HUGE Dolphins fan I am probably going to come home with a bunch of random Dolphins stuff like gas station cups and maybe a novelty foam finger or something.  Anyway, it is not football season, and nothing exciting happens until the draft in late April.  The only thing going on in Dolphins world is that our star defensive end Jason Taylor is kicking ass in Dancing With The Stars.  I have never actually seen this show, but tonight he is going to be dancing or something and hopefully kicking the shit out of everyone else.  Here he is doing a Mambo last week! Go JT!

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Since I didn’t really start following the Dolphins until 1987 the 1972 Miami Dolphins undefeated season has never been a huge point of pride with me.  I can’t really talk shit about something that happened 8 years before I was born.  That being said, after the Pats choked last night I have never been more proud to be a Miami Dolphins fan thanks to my home town New York Giants… my new favorite team.

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Holy, shit, best night ever. The 1972 Dolphins are still the only undefeated team of all time. God bless the New York Giants for wiping up the field with Tom Brady and the New England Patriots.

Today I was going to post a bunch of naked stuff, but this is way too great. FUCK THE PATS! Oh man. Oh joy. More 1972 Dolphins/ New York Giants praise when I wake up tomorrow!

I didn’t bring my camera out with me tonight, but I borrowed my friends camera and ran into the streets and took random photos of drunk screaming Giants fans. These might be the worst photos I have ever taken. There is a sort of celebrity sighting too… my friend Aziz Ansari from MTVs Human Giant was roaming the street and ended up in my gallery. Photos are here, and look how happy I was after the Giants scored with less than a minute to go.

PS. Seriously, my teeth are not that yellow in real life.

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Happy Super Bowl Sunday. In honor of this greatest of holidays I am going to be talking about three great football plays. Now, because of NFL’s fascist control over their highlights I can’t show you my favorite plays… or the favorite NFL moments I have had… in fact, I am not even going to be able to show you all of the plays that I am going to talk about. One of these clips is going to be from Tecmo Bowl. Anyway, I am sort of obsessed with football. I try not to mention it on here too much, but I do run a Miami Dolphins website (Bonus Link: me talking Dolphins football on FinsRadio.com) As you may or may not know, the Dolphins are the only team to have gone undefeated. Today our devision rivals, the New England Patriots attempt to become the first team since the Dolphins did it in 1972 to win every game. This I am not happy about. So I am root, root rooting for my home team and praying that some how the Giants can win this game. It is not likely, but I pray. Anyway, all my favorite football moments involve the Dolphins, and there are almost no Dolphins highlights online, so instead I am going to bring you three amazing football plays, for three different reasons. Keep reading to find out which.

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You can order Super Bowl Championship gear for BOTH teams in the Super Bowl.  I find this sort of amazing.  Even if they lose, you can get the Giants stuff.  That is hilarious.  Once several years ago I saw a homeless man wearing a Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champ hat.  I did some research and found out that they make stuff for both teams and that they some times give the rejects to homeless shelters.  These things gotta be some sort of collectors items.

And for the record, as a die hard Miami Dolphins fan, I will be rooting so hard against the fucking Patriots.  Nothing would make me happier than to see them lose the Super Bowl.  Plus I grew up loving Sam Madison who is now a Giant, so I would love to see him win.  Plus… you know… I live in NYC.  I still don’t know exactly what I am doing for the Super Bowl, but LETS GO GIANTS!

I know you guys don’t care, but I need one more high five….

Miami Dolphins 22; Baltimore Ravens 16

WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!

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