I am an asshole. At least I was in 2002 when I made this video. Note the Driven By Boredom hoodie.

From my YouTube description:

Movies don’t have any effect on our lives. I really didn’t do this a week after I saw them do it on Super Troopers. I swear. As I chugged I found out that you have to let air back in or you can’t get it out quickly. That is why I chug it much faster at the end. The second time I did this I drank much more way faster and I got really sick and spent the rest of the night sitting on the toilet. So… don’t try this at home?

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So this weekend as you probably know I was in Miami as part of a conference to webmasters who run Miami Dolphins web sites.  We go to go to the game and we had meetings and a lot of free food and a good time.  I will have pictures from it up later today.  We also got to ask the head coach Cam Cameron some questions.  The second I got in there I reverted back to my class clown days of high school.  You probably won’t know why my question is funny so I will explain.

Three years ago the Dolphins got a new head coach (Nick Saban) that we were all sure was going to lead us to a championship.  His first year he had the team turned around and everyone thought they were going to be the team to beat last year.  They fell apart and Saban left the team for a head coaching job at Alabama.  However the weeks leading up to his leaving many people in the media asked him if he was planning on leaving.  He denied this firmly.  He straight up lied to everyone.  So when I ask Cam Cameron about him leaving for Alabama, everyone I was with thought that was very funny.  But that’s because we are big dorks and are obsessed with the Miami Dolphins enough to make a website about it.  Yeah.  Just skip to  the 2 Min mark to see my question.  Keep in mind the billionaire owner of the Dolphins was in the room at the time and he was laughing out loud.  LOL.

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I was on the plane and going through old video and I found this clip.  It is not even worth playing.  My friend Chris films himself trying to wake up my friend Benny with fire works, but he really just burns a hole in his own carpet.  The only reason I am posting this is because I can do it really quickly and I am busy as hell today and not in town and blah blah blah… it’s just extra content anyway.  Sorry.   One more update today.

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Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, and I went out to tag some ducks. Unfortunately the capture did not go as well as planned. What you can’t see in this video is the 25+ ducks that had gathered by the edge of the pond to eat the bread we were feeding them. It was far to dark to be filming. None of the ducks were hurt in the making of this video, but they were really annoyed and they did quack a lot. Amazing.  I laughed so hard I peed.  My friend who is in this video does pretty phenomenal impersonations and his outtakes from this were hilarious.   Just watch the video.

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I found this old footage of my friends dog when it was a puppy.  It kept peeing in my living room.  It is really cute and I just thought I would put it up so I could send it to her.  It is not really DBB material.  That being said, ladies, you need to thank the girl who owns this dog, because she’s the one who taught me how to eat pussy so many years ago.  Too much info… sorry.  Gross.

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Woah.. Four videos in a row.  I guess that’s what happens when you take a night off from photographing and don’t have any real content.  This video is real content though.  I spent 5 hours today going through all my old DV tapes looking for weird shit for this site.  I didn’t find anything great, but I found a bunch of mildly interesting things that will go up over the coming months and weeks.  The first of them is a milk boxing match my friend Dylan and I had.  There is a lot to this epic battle that you miss because my friend Maggie does not know how to work a video camera.  Still, you get the idea.  I recommend you try this at home.  It was a lot of fun… but bring towels because my car smelled like rotten milk for a month after this.

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The other day I posted Gaskets footage from a practice they had in a barn before their show at SXSW two years ago.  Well here is some footage from that show mixed in with footage from the practice again.  The audio is a little weird, but what are you going to do.  At least it is something new from them.

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I found this tape of The Gaskets practicing for a SXSW show in my brothers garage.  There were a few people over and some guys from their label wanted to tape some of it for a little movie thing they were making.  They gave me some of the footage.  This is only one camera angle, and not the camera with the good sound… so it is very random taping and the sound sucks, but still… This is them covering Set On You by George Harrison.  I dig the cover even if the video sort of sucks.  Let me know what you think.

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You may have seen me swallow a hot dog before… but here is another video of me doing it. I was at the SXSW Music Fest 2006 at a BBQ and I swallowed a hot dog whole. I then chugged a beer really fast. I am normally faster at this, but I did just down a hot dog. I have video on one of these tapes of me swallowing a hot dog for the first time and I have video of me drinking a beer faster than this somewhere, but I have 20 tapes to look at and I am slow lazy. So here is is for whatever reason. Blah.

PS. I just realized that I am wearing the exact same clothes (shirt, belt, watch, pants) that I was wearing on Monday.  That is amazing since this video was shot a year and a half ago.

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