You may have noticed I have not posted many photos recently. I took a break last week and this week I have gone out, but haven’t shot a lot. This is due to the fact that my camera is fucked, and using my old one is too hard of a step backwards, it feels really uncomfortable. I also have been trying to go home earlier and get a bit more sleep so I don’t get so worn out. I am taking an actual vacation next week. I am going to leave town and not do anything. No photos, no website, no work, nothing. It will only be for four days but I am going fishing and it is going to fucking rule. Hopefully when I get back from that I will be in full force again. In the mean time, I will still be shooting. I am going to Philly for some insane porn thing tomorrow so expect to see photos from that Sunday.

Anyway, the point is, to hold you over, I am looking for some original content. I found this old video I shot of some grits wrestling. Every year at the Meridian Coffeehouse in Williamsburg, VA (Not Brooklyn) they hold Grits Wrestling. At least they did when my friends went to school there. It has been years since I have been there or seen any of these people. I think this was shot in 2004 or something. Maybe 2003. The teams are my friends Judge and Nathan aka Team Slayer against team Stairway To Freebird featuring Maria and some girl who’s name I don’t know. It is a pretty exciting match and you can see Maria’s ass a lot, but it is mostly safe for work. Enjoy?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKAezvOzEA[/youtube]

As you may know I run a Miami Dolphins web site.  So do my friends the 2 Michelles.  One of our favorite players Jason Taylor is on Dancing With The Stars and they decided to make a video about him and his dancing.  They asked  me to come along with them to a dance studio and film them dancing around.  They even bought my oysters after.  Check out the two videos and watch both my amazing cinematography and my overpowering stage presence.  Click to open the videos in a new window.

Part 1

Part 2

This is pretty much the greatest video ever.  Yet for some reason only a few hundred people watched it.  I think that is because it took so long to get to the good part.  So I decided today to chop it up and JUST give you the good part.  This video is so insane.  It is my friends from back in the day setting themselves on fire accidentally.  It is so fucking crazy.  They had to go to the hospital and everything.  Janicki got third degree burns on his face and Ben got them on his hand.  My friend Angel is filming and her reaction to it is completely priceless.

Anyway, this video is insane, so please, tell your friends and local bloggers.  Let’s get this seen by a few more people.  Not for the faint of heart.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdrSKXrHESw[/youtube]

While I am thumb nailing and watermarking the 800 images I shot Wednesday night in Orlando I thought this would be a good time to update you on this “how to cheat” video I made a while ago.

Since I posted it has been viewed over 17 thousand times and has 127 comments and been favorited 112 times.  It is my most successful video to date.  The comments range from funny to scary, with many comments from little kids telling me how successful they have been at cheating using my method.  When I made it, I was joking around and I posted it to a forum aimed at adults and I never really thought kids would see it.  Well they have.  Here are some testimonials.  I am a hero to bad 13 year old spanish students everywhere.

THX U SO MUCH
Im do horible in history and i was a stright F student but when i saw this to help my test grade i started getting B’s and higher thank u so much..

AWSOME NOW I GONNA GET A D ON MY ITALIAN
just where im gonna get those kind of rubber band???

i sux at test and i will do this for sure!

F’EN SWEET!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars man. total respect. im 13 and im going to use that.

this guys tight.
i wish he was my dad.
cheat all you want son.
yes dad.

ahh… you even look like you arnt smart. just like me!

yesss.. Know I finally knwwo how to be a better person!

thats an awsome trick. you are really cool, all grow ups dont teach us how to cheat on a test but you do and it is a goood trick.
rock on and keep leaarning us how to cheat on tests.

ow thanks man!!!i’m gonna buy a whole box of them cause i’m failing spanish and some other language at school!!!ur my hero XD

hahha i also was failing spanish, but used homeboy’s method and now im good! thanks dude!

wow, you obviously didn’t need to learn anything in school if you could think of that, fucking genius!!!!

It has been so successful it got a brief mention in an LA Times Article on cheating.

 “In another (YouTube Video), a young man recounts his method of stretching a rubber band over a textbook and writing answers on it. When the rubber band isn’t stretched, his writing looks like harmless ink stains.”

I am pretty amused by the whole thing.  Incase you missed the video you can watch it below.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGhOYbPgETQ[/youtube]

Please… celebrate Mustache March (or is it Moustache March) with me. It is the patriotic thing to do. Stop shaving your mustache now. If people some want to do this, I will post pictures of everyones results. Just an idea…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5l-DZVYrPg[/youtube]

Fuck Yes. Human Giant Season 2 is pretty much wrapped up and it premieres March 11th at 11PM. I hope they have even more success than last season… because let’s face it… these guys are the most famous people I know and the more famous they get, the famouser people I know become and maybe they will become so famous that one day I can get laid because I have Aziz Ansari’s number in my phone… or maybe they will just get to make a third season and I will watch it online and laugh a lot. I think the later is slightly more likely.

Anyway, watch this video it is pretty magical, and hopefully very viral which would make everything very meta and just a little bit scary.

Note to self: Stop blogging when high on sleeping pills.

I was browsing Boing Boing today and I came across this page that linked a number YouTube videos that featured little kids teaching other little kids how to cheat.  They are pretty friggin’ adorable.  There are some pretty good tricks, but no one talked about this trick that I came up with when I was in the seventh or eighth grade to cheat on Spanish tests.  I did reasonably well in school except in Spanish.  I just could not speak a fucking word of it, and I still can’t.  Now that I live in a Dominican neighborhood I wish I learned a little bit more, but I was pretty much doomed from the start.   What I want to know is did anyone else every do this rubber band trick?  I came up with it, but I am sure someone else much have come up with it to.  It is pretty brilliant.  Check out my instructional video below.

PS. This post is dedicated to Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots… The biggest cheaters in the NFL… Go Giants!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGhOYbPgETQ[/youtube]

The Gaskets are playing at Midway tonight.  You should go.  Here is a video of them performing in Richmond, VA for the taping of a PBS TV show.  They are super fun.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbs7ShDG8M[/youtube]

Since I was staying in the Circus Circus clown casino I knew I wanted to shoot in there so I brought this scary clown mask I had. I met this girl Toryn on Gods Girls and we shot a bunch of clown pictures which will be up when I get back, but we made this hilarious video. It is not really clown porn, in fact it is very tame and not very sexy, but it is pretty amazing anyway. We are pretty brilliant people.

I would not watch this video at work unless your boss is really into ICP.

Clown Porn A-Go-Go – Watch more free videos