I have been going through 40 hours of DV Tape that I have shoved into a box in my bed room. There is going to be some weird stuff that comes out. So for the next few weeks, expect to see a bunch of my home movies. I haven’t picked up a video camera in a few years though, so you might get a very weird opinion of me that is not at all the way I am now. Petty vandalism when I was under 18, hanging out with pot heads in college, etc. Some funny stuff, but nothing as funny as my friend Biro in a hot dog suit. My little brother is a professional film editor, yet I couldn’t spend more than 30 min on this clip. Oh well, it is still both funny and as annoying as the original Peanut Butter Jelly Time Video. If you Stumble or Digg or any of that stuff, do so to this post, cause like it would be really funny if this got a few thousand views. Now there he go…

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This is the last time I mention the debauchery that was my birthday. I mentioned these pictures would be NSFW and they are, unfortunately two of the girls who were naked in these photos, decided to think better of things and won’t let me post them. I took half these photos with my Yashica T4 which died on me. I think I was just too drunk to figure out how to work it. The rest were taken with a shitty digital camera which during the night i cracked the screen. So fuck. Here are some photos.

And as promised some making out stories.

The first girl I kissed was not at my party. I met her on Wednesday and we hit it off. She told me her work had an open bar and I should come and drink before I went out. The only problem was it took me so long to get out there that I missed the open bar and she was busy. She kissed me quickly for my troubles and the count began. I called her the next day to hang out and we sort of got into an argument and I am not sure if she is still talking to me. I hope she does.

The last girl I kissed was so pretty. She told me she was a fan of my site and that I took a really horrible picture of her. I just wanted to stay with her, but I made plans to leave and I was out of control. I gave her my real card, the one with my number on it, not the one I hand to strangers, and I really hope she calls me.

One girl I just saw in line, and I was so drunk I just walked up to her and started hitting on her. I turned to the guy she was with to ask if I could hit on her. She said yes and after I snuck them in the club, we made out.

At some point I made out with a girl and when I was done I asked her her name. She told me that we had met many times and that I had taken her picture before and that we had made out before. I still have no idea who she is. I am out of control.

Then there was the girl I met at Motherfucker. She seems so amazing. It was her birthday too. She doesn’t drink like me and shes really fun anyway. She had a friend who’s name clearly begins with a J but he insisted it begins with a G. I kept telling her that despite me making out with 20+ people that she was the only one that I wanted to see in “real life”. I am not sure if that is true, but I do hope I get to see her again. I think she had fun.

Anyway, that is that, on to the pictures. What a crazy night.

Since I am getting a bunch of traffic from Stereogum and Brooklyn Vegan for being the first person to blog about the Lady Sovereign melt down. I figure I should plug the bands I manage. Check out Greenland and the Gaskets ASAP.

Greenland is putting out an album that is very good, very soon and the Gaskets are playing in NYC this Friday at Galapagos in Brooklyn at the Crashin’ In party. You should so come out. In the mean time… enjoy this Gaskets video for Left Hand. Painted an animated by Ross of the Gaskets and edited my my little brother.

So as I mentioned before, I produced this film Loose Change Live.  For it, I started DBB Productions and I had to make a logo.  My friend Adam did my logo and my friend Grier animated it for me and the Gaskets did the music.  I upped it on YouTube yesterday, it is pretty amazing.  Very 80’s VHS.

So I spent a year point five of my life working on this Gaskets DVD. It is the best thing I have ever put my name on. I love it. I am so proud of it. I think it is amazing. That being said, I can’t get anyone to watch it or buy it. We made a terrible mistake spending $5000 on a DVD. It would be a great piece of publicity if we could get anyone to watch it. Anyway, we finally got a review for it in a Richmond weekly called Style Weekly. Check that out. So I guess if you wanted to watch the trailer that would be really cool. I mean the Gaskets are in fact amazing. Thanks.

Now that these are up, pretty much everything good from my old website is now up except for some random articles and my ebay pranks. I will explain the ebay pranks in the future, I may even do some more. In the mean time check out my lip sync videos. Doing lip sync videos is all the rage now, but once again, I was way ahead of my time. These things are so stupid. I got a webcam in 2000 and I just started making these and sending them to my friends. I had so many I wanted to put them online so I started this website. Unfortunately they don’t sync well and they are all exe files so most people can’t bare to watch them. I show these to girls on first dates. If they think I am brilliant then they might get past second base with me. I am so funny. Anyway, one of them I did years later and it was an AVI file so YouTube let me upload it. This one I put up is in no way funny. Be warned before you watch it. Some of the old ones on the other hand are funny. So check it out below and then check out the old ones here.

So I have been talking about this video forever. Once at a party my friend Dylan and I swallowed hot dogs whole. All of that is on video somewhere. If I can ever get it off these tapes I have it will be amazing. A few years ago I made the below video. I thought it was lost, but I found it yesterday and put it on YouTube. It may be the best thing on the internet. You are going to want to view it over and over again to get the full effect. Turn your volume up. Gulp!

PS. I have never given a blow job, nor do I plan on giving one. Thanks for asking.

This was one of the first videos ever posted on DBB. My friend Adam who made it just reminded me of it, so I uploaded it ASAP. I have been talking to some people about how I am going to get all the video I have up here, so I should be adding a lot of video at some point. I have 4o hours of stuff to go through. So yeah, this is just the beginning.