Would Like To Fuck #2 is out and I have three photos in this issue. The zine is very not safe for work. There is an image in there that is of a guy sticking his dick (in a very artistic way for course) into a meat grinder. It makes a guy want to pass out. Anyway of the three images in there, one of them I sort of sent as a joke. I am glad they used it though.

I was dating this girl many years ago and she was sort of insane. One time I came home from class and I opened my refrigerator and I saw that there was a half opened root beer sitting on top of this note:

She broke into my house to leave it. Also, just FYI the “drug” she was on was ritalin. Seriously. I took the photo of the note for Passive Agressive Notes but they never ran it. I sent it to WLTF because the new issue is about poetic fucking and I thought it was appropriate, if not my best image ever…

Anyway, check out the new issue, it is pretty great.

After receiving a few emails/comments about my IGOR/Skull Paddle I decided I should teach everyone how to make their own. For my test project I chose an Apple Logo and a Power Button. I thought that was nice and geeky and all the internets would get a kick out of it. So if you want to see how to make your own custom ass smacking paddle, click here!

Why is it that I am so brilliant again?

Hey. I am back from vacation. While I was on cruise control just posting all sorts of naked photos from the Hot Movies party, all that stuff started getting a lot of press so I figured I would drop those links on you while I get back into the swing of things.

• Fleshbot wishes they were with me in Philly.
• Indienudes sent me thousands of hits because of my NSFW week.
• Hotmovies.com posted my Strip For Pain photos.
• Pornsaints used a couple shots for their blog.
• Joanna Angel posted my photos on the Burning Angel blog.
• Village Voice bought the photos too.

Totally exciting. Also a bunch of the BA Girls that I was hanging out with last weekend are in town tonight, so hopefully tomorrow I will have some more crazy photos. Get excited.

Despite how short this update seems, it actually took me over an  hour, not including finding, organizing, photographing and then cleaning up the cameras.  When you click the photo, it will take you to my Flickr account and there you can mouse over all of my cameras and lenses and flashes and find out a little about all of them.  For example my Nikon N80:

This was the first real camera of my own.  I got a job at a camera store so I could pay for it.  My thinking was that I would get a discount.  My discount was %5 which barely covered sales tax.

See? It is lovely.  Click to continue.

The Fall Guy is now online for Free! This was my FAVORITE show when I was a kid, and probably the greatest TV theme song. It was the only song Lee Majors ever recorded, but if I had my way he would be releasing album after album. I haven’t watched one of these episodes yet, so I am not sure if it lives up to expectations, but I will tell you this, if I had to choose between Bo Duke and Colt Seavers, I am picking Colt every time. From the Hulu synopsis:

Colt Seavers is a Hollywood stuntman by trade… but work in Hollywood is sometimes hard to come by. Fortunately, Colt’s other job is as a bounty hunter – and there’s never any shortage of bail-jumping bad guys to hunt down. Colt is helped by his young and enthusiastic cousin Howie – who knows a little bit about everything and not enough about anything – and Jody, a stunningly beautiful stuntwoman. The trio use the tricks of the stunt trade to catch the criminals.

Of course. This makes total sense and is amazing. God damn I loved TV. Anyway, Hulu is pretty amazing. They have tons of Simpsons and Family Guy Episodes, Colbert and the Daily, and tons of movies. They just released Hoop Dreams which is probably the best sports documentary ever made. Get on it.

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This is the backside of the infamous IGOR paddle. I submitted the photo to Skul-A-Day.com and it was posted the other day.  I was pretty happy about that.  You should check it out here.

People seemed excited about it, so I am going to teach you how to make one of your own.  I made a new one and took a lot of photos, so I will get up the DIY paddle guide as soon as I find someone to hit with the new one.  Any volunteers?

HOLY FUCK! FREE STUFF!! You can get FREE Barack Obama buttons from MoveOn.org.   Now admittedly MoveOn is pretty much blindly left wing and seems to just support whatever it is furthest “liberal”.  As someone who thinks campaign finance reform is a big issue, I have a problem supporting 527 groups.  MoveOn’s design taste is extremely questionable.  And I still have not received my ugly Obama bumper sticker from them.  BUT, and this is a big BUT, they are FREE!  How can you turn down a free button.  That would be un-American, and I will be damned if I am not a patriot.

In all honesty I actually donated $20 and ordered 45 buttons which I will be passing out whenever I get them, but in the mean time, get your own damn button.

On Super Tuesday I went down to my polling place and tried to take some photos. A friend of mine had just designed the website to the New York Times/AIGA Polling Place Photo Project and thought it would be fun to see if I could get anything cool. Unfortunately they would not let me photograph there and some cops hassled me a bit. I ended up submitting three pictures, they all were kinda terrible. The only one I liked was a photo of the “Vote Con Esperanza” flyers I had seen around my neighborhood the week leading up to Super Tuesday. This means “Vote With Hope” en english. I really liked that, so I took a photo of one on the wet ground. It is not a great shot, but the flyer is great. The other two photos were just shots take outside the school/polling place. Not so exciting.

Anyway, my friend who did the design told me that a few of the best images were selected and now rotate as the main photo when you go to the site. They used my Vote Con Esperanza shot. I just wish I had some good photos to submit, because it is almost embarrassing to have this one up… Although… I think this means I can put the New York Times on my CV right? Ok… Probably not.

Check out the site, and send in some pictures in November…

WLTF is a personals acronym for “Would Like To Fuck”. It is also the name of an online art magazine dealing with sex. Issue number 1, is actually the second issue and it features images representing the theme “Let’s Fuck, Not Fight!” I had meant to submit some photos, but I sort of forgot until after the deadline. I asked them if I could still send some in and they said it was probably too late. I sent in a few and I guess they liked one of them enough to publish it. The shot I have in the magazine was an unpublished shot that I took with my 35mm point and shoot camera on the set of Hell’s Kittens a porn that I got behind the scenes on. It was truly a weird experience. You can see my digital images from that here.

Anyway, check out the magazine, it is pretty sexual in nature, so be warned…