Another two of my old Dysfunctional Family Circus cartoons go up.  I sort of think that when I make new ones that might be slightly more clever and slightly less blatantly offensive… but probably not.  I guess we will see how much I have matured in the last five years.  I still have a lot of old ones to go up first though…  Since I got Fleshbot and Burning Angel links yesterday I decided to put up some pretty seXXXy Family Circles… So HOT!

I wanted to get these out of the way.  The famous internet sensation at the time I did these things was based on the internet video about Zero Wing the old video game with some bad engrish.  To understand theses jokes at all you need to watch All Your Base Are Belong To Us.  Funnier and more relevant Family Circles in the future.

Eating disorders are ALWAYS funny… These little kids actually sort of look like little anthropomorphic marshmallows.

Here are some more of my old Dysfunctional Family Circus Cartoons.  The Japanese Scat cartoon predates 2 Girls One Cup by 5 years or so.  I am so classy.  Just 21 more to go before I have to start making new ones of these.  Dig it.

Many years ago I started doing these Dysfunctional Family Circus cartoons.  My friend Jamie used to do them when we were in high school and I took up the cause in like 2002.  Many people have done them and I don’t think mine were any special, but people really like them and it was pretty easy so I am going to start doing them again.  Why not?  I want to get back to what made this page great, and the Family Circus cartoons were part of that.  Actually the only Wikipedia entry on DBB is because of these cartoons.  Anyway, before I start doing new ones, I am going to post all of the old ones.  I am going to do two at a time every few days until I get caught up.  There are 27 of them, but one doesn’t make any sense and one is far too racist to re-upload, so maybe I will only put up 25, unless I grow some balls.  We shall see.  So let’s start it off.