One of these days I am gonna get my life organized and not wait a full fucking year to post the photos I take. Whenever I do a shoot I always make sure to get the models some images right away and then I always send them the 35mm stuff when I post it, but because I am always sitting on so much content I forget about shoots because in my brain I already published the photos since I posted stuff on my social media channels, etc. I just suddenly had this realization that I never posted this shoot that I did with a model named Hope and immediately uploaded the photos to Girls of DBB.

But once I posted those photos last week I still didn’t post them here because I had the 4th of July protest photos and all of that and finally after 50 weeks, we have Hope’s photos here!

I have two favorite types of shoots. I love doing stuff really fast in crazy locations like shooting inside the head of the T-Rex at Cabazon Dinosaurs. It’s so much fun. But my other favorite type of shoot is when I can just sit on the end of a bed or something and spend a couple hours shooting someone in their room or a hotel where I just get to chill the fuck out and hang out with rad people while shooting and my shoot with Hope was very much the second. 

Hope is chill as fuck and we just hung out in her room talking and taking photos. She has some fish and I had just got into fish keeping and I was psyched to talk to someone who is into it instead of driving my friends crazy talking about my shrimp breeding midlife crisis. We shot some stuff for a zine I am working on that has been indefinitely put on hold by the god damn coronavirus but will exist at some point. You just don’t get to see any of those photos yet. We also did a shoot in her kitchen which didn’t have any nudity but is pretty hot anyway cause she has a really cool butt which is how I met her in the first place. Someone showed me her Instagram because I needed good butts for that aforementioned zine. 

The only other thing I need to do is plug my pay sites real quick and we can get on to the photos… As I mentioned, these photos have been on Girls of DBB for days in high resolution. The gallery also features about 5 full nudes that aren’t in this gallery because the pandemic unemployment bonus runs out in two weeks and I need to pay rent. I also have a short behind the scenes video clip from this shoot on my OnlyFans. You can sign up for both of those sites for less than the price of a sandwich, so get it together already.  And now for some nudes…

Click here to see a bunch of NSFW photos of Hope!

Time for a momentary break from the unending nightmare that is this current moment in history. I got some photos for you that you might like of Alex Grey shot in about 10 minutes as the sun was setting in Las Vegas back in January. 

I had met Alex at one of the bars at the Hard Rock during one of the first nights of AVN and we quickly decided we were going to shoot while we were both in town. Unfortunately that week is completely insane and we didn’t have any time to meet up. I had a late flight on the Monday after AVN and she was leaving that same evening to go back to LA so we scheduled a shoot for that day.  But of course something had to go wrong and when Alex went to check out of her hotel she noticed that she had a flat tire. So we planned to meet after and I went and hit some flea markets with my friends from Wood Rocket but it was getting later and later and I hadn’t heard from her. 

I texted her to see what was up and she was still somehow at the tire shop and had been there for like 5 hours just waiting on a tire. I told her I would just meet her there and we could find some way to shoot somehow and she said sure so I left the flea market, got in an Uber and met her at a tire store. The sun was going down but the light looked really nice. But of course right as I got there her car was ready. It took another 10 minutes for her to get paid and get out of there and the whole time I am just watching the sun go down, just mildly panicking.

One of her friends was waiting with her and had a big pick up truck and we saw that behind the tire store there was a big gravel lot and we all jumped in his pick up and drove about 100 feet to the middle of the lot. It was hidden a bit unless you were driving on that road or happened to be in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant on the other side of the lot and we figured we could make it work. I am sure a few people saw what we were doing but we did the whole shoot so fast that I don’t think we upset too many people… Besides she was only topless… 

You can tell how fast the light got away from us because the light changes so dramatically in the photos from the beginning to the end but I still think we got some really nice shots. I got some 35mm I was really happy with as well. I also shot a short video as well which you can see exclusively on my new OnlyFans account. And speaking of giving me money for nudes, you can also see these photos in high resolution on Girls of DBB. Just saying. 

Okay, that’s all I got for you today. I should just mention that Alex rules and I am so glad we got to do a shoot just a few hours before I had to leave Vegas for my flight. I cannot wait to shoot with her again. And thanks to the Wood Rocket crew for not only taking me to the airport but also buying me some insane buffet dinner right before I left. Ended up being a pretty fun day…

Now click here to see all the NSFW photos of Alex Grey topless in the back of a pick up truck.

A few months ago I had this idea to make an OnlyFans from all the random videos I have in my phone of behind the scenes stuff from photo shoots. Unfortunately it took forever to get my OF approved because it’s really designed for a single person and I had to submit a ton of release forms and IDs for people who don’t already have accounts. It was a whole ordeal and I finally got approved about two weeks ago. I didn’t feel with everything going on in the world that it was a great idea to be promoting anything so I held off for a while.

I have however been updating my account for about a week and that seems like enough stuff on there to at least start giving you content. So we have officially launched. Go sign up for my OnlyFans now. It’s gonna be $4.99 for the time being although I will eventually raise that price once there is a bunch of content on there so maybe now is the time to sign up. There are also discounts if you sign up for 3 or 6 months. 

So I already have a pay site that a bunch of you subscribe to, and I am sure you are wondering why you would pay for this too. Well my normal pay site is just photos. The are high resolution and there are a lot of exclusive images over there. This new OnlyFans is just random videos and things shot with my iPhone.

I went through my phone recently and pulled more than 300 videos that were either NSFW or at least featured porn people doing things. These are videos that might have been on my Snapchat or posted to Twitter or for the models OnlyFans or just random things that have never been seen before. For example, when I first got a waterproof iPhone I shot a video of Jane Wilde Twerking naked in a swimming pool in slow motion and when I looked at it I realized it was way too graphic for the stuff I normally post so I never did anything with it. Well I just posted it on my OnlyFans.

I have over 300 videos to post and I will probably post some photos too, but only stuff shot with my phone. I want a place for my behind the scenes stuff. But once I start shooting again, I will also be shooting new video content just for my OnlyFans. I am actually kinda excited for that because it gives me some reason to focus on video even if it’s just short iPhone stuff. I am sure there will be more explicit stuff as well since it isn’t public facing. I am kinda excited about the whole thing so I hope some of you are too.

Okay, I am gonna stop typing now, sign up for my damn OnlyFans and I will be back soon. 

The last photo shoot I did was on March 13th. The coronavirus was already causing panic in NYC and just walking around Manhattan was very weird. It was also the last time I left Brooklyn. Fast forward two and a half months later I finally did a photo shoot and I figured I would take advantage of the currently vacant bedroom in my apartment and do a socially distant photoshoot. 

Before my friend Ashley came over I taped off a 6″ circle in the corner of the room and asked her to match her underwear to her mask. She also happened to have black gloves which I didn’t even ask about but worked out pretty well. I was wearing a mask during the whole shoot as well and every time I went to take a photo with my non autofocus 35mm camera I had to hold my breath because it would fog the viewfinder and I couldn’t tell if the shot was in focus.

We didn’t shoot very long but it was honestly just good to talk to another person in real life. I haven’t had a lot of that recently. Despite the short shoot, the light significantly changed and by the time she got completely naked the photos didn’t look that great. But, I figured that works out perfectly so I can give you guys the topless ones and then if you want to look at the full nude ones you can sign up for my paysite and lurk those over there. It just makes sense. 

Speaking of spending money, my 40th birthday is tomorrow and I am going to be spending it alone on my couch instead of doing some crazy road trip like I had planned so you should buy something from my store and get us both a present. You get some cool book or zine or print and I get some money to buy fish food with for my midlife crisis aquariums. 

Okay, now go look at these photos of Ashley and hopefully I can take some more photos soon. I keep meaning to shoot one of my neighbors but it keeps not working out so we shall see how that goes. 

Click here to see NSFW photos of Ashley during the apocalypse. 

Here’s another one of those shoots lost to time. I met Kel through my friend Jess who I haven’t seen in over a year and I realized these photos of Kel are from over a year ago but hey, here we are. And they are real pretty too. You might actually like them. Not sure why I didn’t publish them until now.

These photos are my very standard type of shoot where I shoot a model in their home with natural light and all of that, but this time Kel had some sort of rainbow thing on the window that made everything real Instagram filtery. It probably doesn’t really look like anything I would normally shoot.

After the shoot we walked around and took some more photos outside with some cherry blossoms and shot some real spring shit that makes me miss being outside a lot. I think we walked several miles. It was pretty nice. I think I am gonna walk into the city soon because I haven’t left my neighborhood in Brooklyn in exactly two months today.

Sorry I honestly don’t really have anything to say today but if you want to see a couple fully nude photos and some bonus real pretty springtime non nude photos you can subscribe to Girls of Driven By Boredom. Otherwise just click the link below.

Click here to see a bunch of pretty rainbow pictures of Kel!

With the end of the world at hand more people are turning to naked internet stuff to make a living and I have several friends that have started OnlyFans accounts to make a living (Mine is coming soon… like this week soon…). Fortunately for you guys that means that you get to see some old shoots I had never published before. Unfortunately for you guys it also means you need to spend some money to see them. I have recently uploaded three shoots that are exclusive to my paysite Girls of Driven By Boredom, for a couple of different reasons. 

First up we have the oldest shoot. I shot a bunch of 35mm photos of my friend Tine, aka Tine Dream, way back in 2011 on a road trip across country. Aside from my zine NOT SAFE and my book Instaxxx none of the NSFW stuff had ever been published. Fast forward to 2020 and Tine is not only doing her OnlyFans but she also wants to start doing actual adult work when this is all over. I, for one, am psyched about. 

Next up is my friend Eddy. I have shot her before, but only implied nude stuff. Again, the only actual topless stuff we had shot was in the “Mini” edition of Instaxxx. But we did a photo shoot shortly after the fires in California had kicked her out of her home in Malibu. She was sleeping on couches and we had this idea that we would do a shoot to raise money to help the wildfire recovery. Unfortunately we never got around to actually figuring out a good way to do that and since we are both broke right now the charity we are raising money for is ourselves. This shoot is exclusive to my site Girls of Driven By Boredom AND her OnlyFans. She is keeping her OF user name on the downlow though, so you need to follow her on Instagram and DM her to get that info. We shot these photos at her friend Michelle’s shop Spacedust in LA so check them out, they are selling some cool masks during this nightmare.

Lastly we have sort of the opposite situation with Natalie. I was introduced to her by my good friend Carter Cruise who is her roommate. Carter was DJing in Vegas and I went over to their hotel room and took some photos of Nat (and a few of Carter) during AVN Week. I feel like we really hit it off and took a ton of great stuff. I particularly loved the 35mm stuff we shot. Natalie asked me not to post any of the NSFW stuff publicly because she has no idea where she will be career wise after this whole pandemic thing is over and I totally get that. I can’t tell you how many times I have taken down photos because of someone’s work. Always happy to do it, I don’t ever want my photos to fuck up anyone’s life. So yeah, if you want to see all the photos of Natalie there is only one place to see them. But she is so fucking cool and photogenic so I hope I get to take a lot more photos of her when this is all over.

It took a pandemic for me to finally catch up on organizing my photos, but here we are. Obviously I still have 2020 to organize, but let’s just say I don’t think the best of 2020 is going to be a very big update. Not a lot of crazy events or intimate photoshoots happening right now, but I am trying to at least stay productive every day. As per all of these “Best of” updates I am gonna run through a few of my favorite events with some links if you want to check out more but honestly 2019 is mostly just naked people with a handful of events thrown in. I really want to get back into more of the events and journalism but not a great time for that right now. I should probably be out in the street shooting signs of the virus but it feels really selfish of me to risk the lives of my elderly neighbors just so I can take some photos, but maybe I am just a coward and making excuses. Moving on.

Every year my two biggest events are AVN Week and The Gathering of the Juggalos. I also had been to SXSW 14 years in a row but I missed it in 2019. I had my trip booked this year and the festival got canceled less than 24 hours after I bought my plane tickets. At least I got my money back. 

I shot some political stuff, which I would love to do more of like a pro choice protest and an Elizabeth Warren rally. I also shot some stuff for Gothamist including this really cool trash museum. I shot Exxxotica NJ which pretty much looks like AVN so you probably can’t tell the difference and I shot some BTS on my friend’s short film. I somehow just shot a single event for Sailor Jerry, but they did sponsor the #MetLifeTakeover.  Oh and I shot some photos in the snow that I just posted on Twitter or something so didn’t have a proper gallery. 

Honestly that’s it except for a bunch of naked girls. It’s pretty distressing to see now that I look at it all. I had a few corporate jobs that aren’t in here (I did include an outtake from some head shots I shot for a friend), but I really need to be doing more non naked work. But whatever, there are a bunch of nudes and you are probably here for that anyway so rejoice. If you see some photos in here that you haven’t seen before they are probably coming, or maybe I just uploaded them to Girls of DBB and you are too cheap to pay $3 a month to see it. That’s on you.

Okay, let’s move along. I will be back later in the week with some more nudes because apparently that’s all I got. See you soon.

Click here to see the best of 2019.

I just finished organizing all my photos from 2019 which is the one bright spot to this virus madness. I will post a Best of 2019 gallery soon, but for now I want to put up some more photos from that year. Enter: Raya Blade. 

I just found out she retired from being a naked person on the internet so this might be the last shoot we do. Hopefully it won’t be the last time we hang out though because she’s good people. The first time we shot we got some really amazing stuff with Goldie Fawn. And then when I was in LA I realized she had moved there so I stopped by her place and hung out with her and Jasmine Grey (who has a couple cameos in this shoot). We eventually took some photos of them outside too but it was so bright that I didn’t really like any of those photos so you just get the indoor stuff.

After the shoot I had a shoot get canceled and I ended up hanging out with them and Sleepy Chew which was cool but I didn’t shoot any photos of them aside from a few 35mm shots.  A couple days later I went to the party Cloak & Dagger with Raya and I took a couple of cool photos of her after that too which were also only on film but honestly none of this matters I am just trying to fill space before I go watch some more Netflix or whatever. 

Long story short is Raya is good people and really attractive and you should pay a couple dollars a month to look at these photos in high resolution. Usually I post some bonus shots on there but this gallery was kinda small and pretty tame so there aren’t any extra photos on the app but like I could use the money so that I can continue to exist so think about signing up for Girls of DBB anyway. 

Okay, moving on.

Click here to see the photos of Raya Blade (and Jasmine Grey) that I shot last year in LA.

I met Bianca at one of my favorite spots in NYC, Rififi. You can tell it was a long time ago because Rififi closed in 2008! We took a few photos way back then but it wasn’t a proper photo shoot or anything. We did shoot a pretty cool Polaroid which we recreated 10 years later for my book Instaxxx. Seeing them next to each other is actually one of my favorite pages in the book. That second shoot was also not a proper shoot, we just took a bunch of photos for Instaxxx (I think she has two full spreads in the book) and then we did a third shoot which we ended up capturing the main image for the Kickstarter Make 100 project I did last year. Once again, we only shot a handful of photos. 

Finally, we did a “proper” shoot. And what I mean by that is we shot enough digital photos to justify a gallery on this website. It was very exciting to shoot her more than a decade after we first met. I am a huge Bianca fan and I am glad she let me shoot a bunch of photos of her and her pup on her roof. Plus I got to hang out in a hammock after. How great would that shit be right now? I haven’t seen sunlight in a month. 

What’s weird about this whole 10 years after I met someone thing is that twice in the last three days I have talked to two different girls I know about shooting again after knowing them for more than a decade. One of which I not only met at Rififi, but photographed there for the first time. I would link the photos but the link doesn’t work anymore because my website is all fucked up from back then. What are you going to do?

Anyway, none of this matters except that Bianca is real hot and you should go look at these photos of her. I saved (almost) all the full nude ones for Girls of Driven By Boredom because I have no other income right now and I still haven’t been able to file for unemployment. So go look at those in high resolution, and see the rest by clicking below. Hopefully when this is all over I will get to take her photo again!

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Bianca on her roof in Brooklyn!