So I have bad news. I took two girls home with me after Motherfucker tonight and we got naked and took a bunch of pictures and then they stole my memory card. This means a) I don’t have Motherfucker pictures and b) I don’t have a memory card. The good news is that I found them on Facebook and I will be calling the cops tomorrow if they don’t get me my card back. Also, to add to my shitty night, I ran after them and I put on my work pants and I ran outside with out my keys and got locked out of my building. I had to get some local Dominican kids to lift me on to the fire escape so I could climb back into my apartment. However the window was of course locked, but the far window wasn’t so I had to climb across the ledge and open the window and almost died. Lastly, I do have topless Polaroids of both girls, and worse case scenario every one of their Facebook friends is going to see them topless and kissing if I don’t get that fucking card back. This is fucking enraging. The Motherfucker photos were great.

UPDATE: The girls called me at 6:45 AM apologizing for stealing my shit. They just didn’t want some stranger to have naked photos of them, which is more or less understandable. So they are bringing me back my card today. I am not sure when I am going to get it, but hopefully the shots from Motherfucker will go up today. I am giving up girls for a week.Â

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