And Thus Ends Your 2013 Gathering Of The Juggalos Coverage
It what is always the saddest update of the year we must bid farewell to the juggalos. Fortunately this update is action packed with not one, but three galleries of juggalo goodness! I had a few Gathering of the Juggalos galleries that didn’t really justify their own post and I really wanted to move on to some naked porn stars and party pictures so I decided to combine the galleries into one update.
To start with I have photos from the totally insane Juggalo Night Court. Basically what happens is that crowd favorite Upchuck the clown acts as judge and juggalos bring up their complaints about other juggalos. Upchuck then hears their complaints, let’s the plaintiff defend themselves and the crowd votes on who wins. The winner gets a t-shirt. The loser? Well the loser gets fucked. He (or she) has to spin “The Wheel of Bone” to find out what horrible punishment they must suffer. Once they have picked their Bone they get literally tortured to the delight of the juggalos. I saw a guy get covered in honey and then covered in feathers, I saw a guy get dicks drawn all over him with “tattoo markers”, and I saw a guy get pelted with eggs and a giant bucket of Faygo poured on him. I also heard a girl got a paintball to the neck with the wrong C02 canister installed in the paintball gun which almost crushed her throat and killed her. Whoops. Also one of the nights I was there Violent J (out of make up!) was one of the guest judges!
Up next I have a gallery of Kaiju Big Battel madness. I had heard about Kaiju Big Battel for years but had never seen it until the Gathering. Basically giant Japanese monsters fight each other and crush entire cities in their wake… or something like that. Maybe it’s more like really shitty wrestling but in really amazing costumes. I saw a waffle fight a bunch of random monsters and end up victorious. It was pretty delicious. There were also some sort of beans who kicked the shit out of some drug monsters. Really I have no fucking clue what was going on but it was awesome. I would have stuck around much longer but I had some actual work to do, so my monster photography only lasted a couple of rounds. Still, it was pretty hilarious and awesome. You should look at the photos.
Click here to see all my photos from the wild Kaiju Big Battel at the Gathering of the Juggalos!
Lastly I just have a bunch of shit that didn’t fit any where else. We got some lovely scenic shots, some random signs offering discount handjobs maybe some deadly weapons that got confiscated at the entrance? Which do you like more juggalo teepees or juggalo castles? Whatever the case it is clearly worth looking at. I mean, why not right? This is the last gallery so you just have to look! I mean there’s nothing else to look at! I know, I am as sad as you are. Don’t worry, there is always next year! Whoop Whoop!
Click here to see the rest of my 2013 Gathering of the Juggalos photos. Until next time, MCL!
Do u no where I can get pics or videos of the wet t-shirt contest the first one at the gotj 2013? Me and my home girl did it and cnt find any pics or videos anywhere. I was part of the first contest and first 6 girls.