So after the Burning Angel NYE party I managed to find a cab to take me over to the secretesque warehouse spot El Dorado for the infamous and semilegal Whorehouse party.  My friends Contessa AKA Cuntmafia and Promise AKA Black Angels NYC throw this party once in a while and it is always completely wild and every time I have tried to go it has been raided by the cops or some crazy thing has happened. Fortunately when I got there around two AM it was bumping.

I ran into a ton of people I hadn’t seen in a minute and I pretty much spent the first hour I was there bitching at people for not coming to see my band, Fucking Bullshit (Playing this Thursday for free! hint hint…) even though I have come and photographed all their bands a million times. Did I mention I was really drunk? And that I got a lot drunker since two of my friends were bar tending? About a dozen rum shots in everything was a blur and I don’t remember half the photos I took.

One of the photos I didn’t take was of a girl who wouldn’t let me take her picture who spent an hour off and on just making fun of me in my rambling drunken state. I somehow managed to get her number even though she clearly hated me and I woke up two days later wondering what the hell this person in my phone even looked like.

When I finally left the sun was coming up and I decided it would be a good idea to walk home… and it probably was except I was so drunk went WAY out of my way and it ended up taking me probably an hour to get home when I live like 20 minutes a way. It was not a good look. This is why I so rarely drink. I am terrible at it.

Anyway, I have adventures to go on so I will talk to you guys later. Happy 2012.

Click here to see all the pictures of Whorehouse at El Dorado on New Years Eve.

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