One of the quickest ways I can tell if someone doesn’t know what the fuck they are doing when it comes to photography is when they don’t know how to white balance shit. It’s usually when photographers are shooting with their camera daylight balanced in tungsten light. For the non-photo nerds that means that everything looks orange for no fucking reason.  An experienced photographer can see color in light that most people can’t and will either adjust his camera (or film) or filter the lens (or the flash). So when you look at these photos of Shea it’s pretty clear that I don’t know what the fuck I am doing.

This is the second of two shoots I did with Shea a couple months ago. You can see the other set here. Both of them are poorly white balanced and while the last set is purely the result of laziness and deciding to take photos at 5am for no reason, this set is a bit trickier. For whatever reason every other photo I took came out a different color and I have no idea why. Seriously. It drove me fucking insane. There were so many photos that were just ruined because they came out weird colors for no reason.

Anyway, most of you don’t care at all about any of this so I should instead talk about why the hell Shea is dressed like a clown and pouring Kool Aid on her head.  No Shea is not a Juggalette (although this is pretty close to Juggalette porn). She wanted to do a shoot where she covered herself in food. “Sploshing” is the proper fetish term for it. Personally that shit creeps me out and is kinda gross so I told her I would only do it if it was really fucking weird. I saw that she had Kool Aid and I was like “I will shoot it if you dump that whole thing of Kool Aid on your head. For some reason she agreed. On top of that Shea runs a company called Rubber Fucker that makes crazy latex outfits and she had just made this weird clown outfit. She did her make up to match and we put her in a bathtub with the bottle of booze she had been drinking and for some reason, boxing gloves. All of this made very little sense at the time and it makes no sense now but I did get to squeeze chocolate sauce on her which was fucking hilarious to me.

These are up there with the weirdest NSFW photos I have ever taken and I am sure you will either love or be horrified by them. Either way I hope you can get past the awful color balance that I have no real interest trying to fix in photo shop.

Click here to see all the uncensored photos of Goddess Shea dressed as a clown, topless in a bath tub pouring Kool Aid on her self for no possible reason.

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