Yeah yeah yeah. It’s my fucking birthday. I am over it. I am 31 now which makes it really creepy that I keep hitting on 18 year old girls, but let’s be reasonable they are the only ones dumb enough to fall for my bullshit game. Seriously though, I have had some insane and midly epic birthday party ever year that I have lived in NYC but that shit is all behind me. I will have another one when I turn 40 if I am still alive.

I still only drink on my birthday and New Years Eve so if you really want to hang out with me today and watch me drink and try to hit on anything with boobs and try to start fights with strangers I will be at Public Assembly for the Brooklyn Zombie Crawl after party and then I will be hitting up Sway late night.

So yeah, just figured I should give you the info and now I am going to go back to getting old and slowly dying. If you want to get me a present just make your friends/fans/followers/etc to go to my website/twitter/tumblr/facebook etc. Or you know, just show me your boobs. Whatever works.

Fuck art, let’s kill. Merry Christmas.

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