Andy San Dimas
Of all the shoots I have done the one I hear the most about is the shoot I did with Andy San Dimas last June. People really like the photos, but they fucking love Andy. People love her so much that she just won the 2011 X-Biz Female Performer of the Year award and the AVN Award for Best Actress. That’s some impressive shit. ASD is blowing up. The girl is so rad and so retarded hot that I couldn’t be happier for her. She is so rad in fact that she let me stay with her for two days during Exxxotica, NJ and she even let me order room service. What a fucking champ.
Another good thing about Andy San Dimas is that she loves my photos. She told me the last shoot we did was one of her favorite shoots of all time. I was pretty psyched to hear that since all she does is get naked for cameras all day. It seems that we work well together so when I was in LA in January I had to link up with her for another shoot.
I went over to her apartment and she was just sort of lounging about her house with her boyfriend. We had no idea what we were going to shoot and she didn’t have much make up on or anything like that. We figured we would just do something chill and easy. She was in her closet looking for something to wear when I remembered that two years ago I sent her a Driven By Boredom tank top. We hadn’t even met yet but we had known each other online for years so I sent her and her ex-boyfriend shirts. She pulled it out and put on some red Chucks and some red glasses to match. It was a pretty good look but I had just been given a new Mishka Keep Watch hat when I visited the Mishka Echo Park store so I gave her that to rock for the shoot. The black Keep Watch was the first Mishka item I owned and I was so glad to see them making it again since my old one got destroyed.
Anyway, the shoot was quck and lazy and it’s pretty obviously no where near as awesome as our last set. Of course ASD is so fucking hot that it really doesn’t matter what the photos look like. All that matters is that she is in them and she is naked. Seriously. Sometimes I think that people give a shit about my photography, but let’s be reasonable 90% of you just look for the NSFW tag and click to look at the naked girls. Well, you better fucking enjoy this set motherfuckers, cause Andy San Dimas is fucking life changing.
I need to stop this poorly written rant now and try to get some fucking sleep. I have been awake for more than 21 hours for some reason.
Click here to see pictures of Andy San Dimas naked in her bedroom in Los Angeles, CA.
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Sweet Jesus. (This was my original comment, but the webmaster doohickey said it was too short to post, so now I add this parenthetical addendum because clearly this technology does not understand that nothing more needs be said about this set.)