So remember the Hipster Grifter?  Her realy name is Kari Ferrell and she is back in NYC and we got in contact and we went to Sway last night for the Smiths/ Morrissey party. I met her in the LES and we walked pretty much all the way across Manhattan to Sway discussing grifting and the internets and travel and giant genitalia. It was an adventure to tell the grand kids about.

Sway was actually really fun. It was a little too packed but everyone was dancing like crazy and my friend Rony from Rony’s Photobooth was in town. He always takes me out when I am in LA so it was good to get to return the favor. Also he has a super hot girlfriend who was really nice and kept him from assaulting some bodega clerks over the price of a bagel.  I am not sure that happened exactly like that, but it was still good to see them.

Other than that I didn’t take a ton of photos, but I did manage to get some cute ones of Agyness Deyn and people seem to get super excited about her.  It’s understandable since she is super adorable and has always been really nice to me.  So kudos to her.

Oh yeah, and the Hipster Grifter got topless and I managed to still have my wallet at the end of the night.  And no, unfortunately I didn’t get a “hand job with her mouth” or “throw my hot dog down her hall way”.  I guess it has something to do with my lack of  beards. I mean everyone knows she <3 beards.

Okay, so that was fun. Click here to see the NSFW pictures from Morrisey night at Sway.

Update: Aside from Ms. Deyn and Ms Grifter a commenter points out that the guy in the very last picture is none other than Noel Fielding from the British TV show the Mighty Boosh. Now I tried to watch The Boosh exactly once and gave up, but some of my close friends are completely obsessed with it and I am surprised they werent the ones to let me know about it. But yeah, that guy is HUGE in the UK.  Cool.

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