The IGORR
The IGORR is some sort of Frankensteinesque version of a Converse Chuck Taylor All Star made by Steve Madden. While the shoe is completely hideous it does have one main feature that makes me have to buy a pair: it is named after me. And not in any sort of coincidental way… the shoe was actually named after me.
Last year I had a roommate named Kara. She was pretty much the best roommate I have had since my freshman year of college. When she moved in I figured she would be around for ages, but she snuck out in the middle of the night to move in with my good friend and now next door neighbor OJ. Seriously, they moved less than 5 feet away from me. As a going away present Kara, who happens to be the male shoe buyer for Steve Madden, named a shoe after me. That was in September so I figured it would have been out ages ago (and it probably was since they are on sale) but she just sent me the link today. I am pretty excited about it. It’s not quite a shoe colab with Etnies, but I’ll take it.
Now the real question is… Which color should I get?
They could be worse.