Every single person I have ever met was at Lit.  If you weren’t there then I we probably haven’t met, or maybe I just didn’t see you.

Monday night was the 8th Anniversary of Lit and possibly the last one if people don’t stop smoking in the back room downstairs.  Lit is getting hassled by the city for that shit, so knock it out.  Everyone complains of “smelling like Lit” anyway.  Let’s keep it open. Lit was one of the first places I ever danced in my life.  I used to NEVER dance (and I very rarely do now) but like 5 years ago I was visiting NYC with my friend Jamie.  I used to visit him at college and I fell in love with one of his friends.  When he graduated I never thought I was going to see her again.  She was moving to NYC and she had a boyfriend and she never seemed to have any interest in me in the first place.  Well when Jamie and I went to NYC we ended up staying with her.  We spent all day in Coney Island and I rode the Cyclone with her.  It was really an amazing day and at the end we went to Lit. It was my first time there and they were spinning old rock and roll and I danced with this girl all night and I finally kissed her and it was one of the best days of my life. Unfortunately, her boyfriend found out and I never really got to see her again after that.  Ironically she is moving and I am going to her going away party tomorrow. It will be the first time I have seen her since I moved to NYC three and a half years ago.

Moving on, enough about my life, let’s talk about the party.  Lit was fucking crazy.  There were so many people there that you could win hipster bingo in about five minutes. You could barely move but some how people managed to stay there all night.  Ron Jeremy was there for some unexplained reason and I heard  he was fucking girls in the back.  It wouldn’t be the first time I have been at a party that Ron Jeremy was fucking girls at. He works for this company Hotmovies.com and I have a bunch free porn cards that Hotmovies gave me last time I was in Vegas and I pulled one out and gave it to him.  He looked super confused. Speaking of porn, the first Burning Angel I ever knew was there. I met her on Make Out Club before she moved to New York and she introduced me to Joanna at SXSW in 2004. I haven’t seen her in like a year so that was cool. In fact, there were probably 20 people there I hadn’t seen in over a year.  It was really awesome. I even got to play with my new telephoto lens a little bit. It was really just a great night and I got home after 7am…

The photos are super crowded, let’s just put it that way. I had to be really close to people.  You can see for yourself if you click right here to see all the picures from the 8th Anniversary Party at Lit.

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