Cricket Prank
So a long time ago I posted this video about teaching little kids how to cheat on tests on YouTube. The video went viral and I did an interview on Good Morning America about it and Bill O’Reilly played it on his TV show. To this day I get comments from people asking me to make more videos. Well today I was hanging out with my friend and I showed her all these comments so we joked about making a new video.
So guess what? Now there is a new video. I don’t really know any other ways to teach kids how to cheat, but as a former petty suburban criminal I know tons of stuff about teaching bored kids how to be delinquents. When I was in high school I had a master plan of releasing 10,000 crickets in a shopping mall food cour on Black Friday. I never did it although I was legitimately considering it. Years later I still had every intention of doing it but I just had not pulled it off. Unfortunately September 11th happened and I figured doing something like that would have gotten me in a lot more trouble than it would have previously. So the dream died and I left the bio terrorism to the pros.
Today I bring that dream to the people. I made a really dumb video of me telling kids about this prank and jokingly encouraging them to try it. Who knows, maybe one day some kid in Kansas will make my dream a reality because let’s face it… that would be fucking hilarious.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1uXPk8VlbM[/youtube]
Comments (2)
So you think it would be a laugh riot to cost local businessmen a good – make that a great day’s profits by letting insects loose around their food? You’re a real sick fuck. Would you like it if someone thought it was funny to infect your sites with viruses? I’d be sore from laughing my ass off!
Grow the fuck up you jagoff.
Rick. I think it is pretty clear I am completely tongue in cheek about the whole thing. If you think I am serious about this, you need to grow the fuck up.
Also, while I was not serious about doing this, I don’t understand how it is not conceptually hilarious. Then again I am not really too worried about the owners of Top Wok.