I’m Guybrush Threepwood; Mighty Pirate
This video probably won’t make any sense to you unless you are a fan of the Monkey Island series of video games. That being said, you still get to see someone spray a 2 liter of soda all over a really cute girl wearing a fake beard made out of ribbons.
I will try to explain anyway. I don’t play video games. The last system was the original game boy that I bought using my saved up allowance money in 1987 or 88. That being said this game called Monkey Island was my favorite video game ever back then and they keep making new ones. Every time a new one comes out I play it despite my anti-gaming policy. Tell Tale Games just brought Monkey Island back after a long hiatus and I have been playing it. I was on their blog looking to see when the next chapter (The new game, Tales of Monkey Island is separated into 5 chapters) when I saw that they were having a halloween contest. I had no plans on entering as the prize is a video game system (and not a 20 year old Game Boy). But I saw some Mentos at the bodega by my apartment and for some reason it instantly gave me the idea of hosing one of my friends down in Diet Coke. In the Secret of Monkey Island Guybrush Threepwood (mighty pirate) kills his nemesis the evil ghost pirate LeChuck with Voodoo root beer and when I saw the Mentos the other day I thought that spraying someone would be pretty perfect. I went on Twitter and posted a message asking if anyone wanted to dress like a pirate and get sprayed with Diet Coke (masquerading as Voodoo root beer). My friend Samantha texted me within 5 minutes of the post and came over the next day. We thought since it was halloween it would be easy to find a pirate costume… it was not. We spent 90 minutes walking around Southside Willamsburg trying to find a costume and by the time we gave up and went super ghetto by taping ribbon to her face it was dark out. Luckily my neighbor OJ was home and we found a street lamp to stand under.
This drunken homeless dude kept interrupting us while taping screaming about Williamsburg, beer and weed. It was pretty intense. You will hear him in the video. After we finished he bought a beer from a bodega and chased us down the block trying to pour beer on Sam. His argument “It’s only Coors Light!” Touche.
So yeah, that is the story. This video is super weird but the money shot is really worth watching. I bust that Diet Coke all over her face. It is pretty graphic. It even got up her nose! Enjoy the weirdness.
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Comments (1)
“can i get some beer? that must be love, that must be good love. welcome to williamsburg!”
priceless