Help Wanted

As you may or may not have noticed, or may or may not have cared, I have been updating this site less often than normal.  There are quite a few reasons for this (Less paid work, nightlife burnout, broken equipment, thieving intern, sleep problems, an attempt to enjoy the summer, writers block etc…) but I don’t really love writing blogs apologizing for my slack. Really I need to be embracing the slack.  I think I am going to just try to update this site when it needs to be updated.  So the slow trickle of posts may continue until some of the above issues are resolved.  That is not to say I am not being productive, as I am scheming constantly, it is just that none of the projects I have been slowly working on have come to fruition.  That in itself is reasonably frustrating, but I am taking stepts to improve my diligence in such matters.

I have had some recent bouts of inspiration and productivity.  I have teamed up on an art project with graffiti artist DAZE that you will hear about soon.  I am also as we speak organizing a book to show to gallery owners in order to get a non-nightlife (gasp!) show together.  I also hope to one day come up with some sort of portfolio site for my event work but the thought of somehow organizing the last 2 years of party photos gives me nightmares.  I really want to be taking more day time photos, more natural light stuff, and more documentary and editorial stuff.  So I am going to put this little classified ad out there. I want to be more productive and I want your help.  If you can help with any of these bullet points below, please contact me.

  • I am looking for any paid nightlife work as always.
  • I am looking for any editorial, fashion or documentary print assignments which I would be willing to shoot at a one time reduced rate.
  • I am looking for interesting looking people or any sort of pseudo celebrity type that would let me shoot some portraits of them so I have some portrait work that isn’t naked girls.
  • I am looking for naked girls who do not flake on shoots.  Preferably ones that are willing to do fun stuff like break into construction sites and shoot in public.
  • I am looking for art shows, magazines, art based sites that would be interested in my non-party work.
  • I am looking for gallery space to show my non event 35mm work.
  • I am looking for anyone who would pay me to go out of town to shoot anything for any reason.  I need adventure.
  • I am looking for weird shit to shoot.  Do you have a fight club? A weird sex party? Smoking crack out of a light bulb?  Let me know, I will come take photos.
  • I am sort of looking for work shooting your band.  I used to do a lot of band portraits and live work but I sort of hate it.  That being said, I am reasonably good at it and I will do it for money.  Same goes for head shots, press photos and anything like that.
  • I am looking for press. Want to interview me for something? I don’t know why you would want to, but sign me the fuck up. I need to be getting out there more.
  • I need more traffic.  I think I have plateaued a bit.  I think you should link this site already.  When my traffic is going up, it makes me want to work on the site more.
  • I am looking for excuses to write.  Got any ideas?
  • And lastly I am looking for anyone who does web design who would want to do some free work to build there portfolio.  I have a site that needs to be built and I have no money to do it and my friends are all flakes.

Okay, I am not sure what the hell the point of this blog was, but I enjoyed writing it for some reason.  It was probably good to slighly organize my thoughts or something.  I just need to be doing stuff other than taking photos of drunk people and naked girls.  That being said I like doing those things too, so if have any ideas let me know.  I just need to stay on point.  You would think that not having a job would make it so I got more done instead of less, but since I have been doing this site full time, I have found it harder and harder to work.  Help a brother out, let’s make some art.  Or at least some money.

Ps. While this site may be less populated with posts, I do Twitter a lot.  I am even sometimes entertaining and I try not to blog about the food I am eating unless that food is fried chicken.  I fucking love fried chicken. So follow me already.

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Comments

  1. July 10th, 2009 | 11:05 am

    Love the blog, sorry things have been rough for you. I don’t really have any work for you hah but I have been meaning to let you know that your feed is busted or something. I use google reader to view your rss feed, and lately the posts are just coming thru with a title, no post 🙁

    Anyway, love the posts, and all of your photography, keep it up, i look forward to new posts from you.

  2. July 10th, 2009 | 12:12 pm

    in terms of writing, you should do something Tucker Max style and/or sorrymom.com With the amount of naked broads you have taken pictures of, and the amount of nightlife events you have done, I’m sure there are some stories that you would be willing to share. All names aside, just the experiences.

    Random hook ups, unusual hookups, pornstar hookups. I mean you already show naked chix, writing about how one time this girl had a smelly vagina wouldn’t be anymore extreme. No?

    just a thought.

  3. July 10th, 2009 | 12:53 pm

    @aaron I didnt mean to say things have been rough… They have just been lazy or something. Things have been pretty good. Just unproductive of late. I will look into the feed. I think I need to update my RSS feeder.

    @alan
    First of all Tucker Max is a fucking piece of shit. And I think that Sorry-Mom shit is kinda evil. People think I am a scum bag because I get with a lot of girls or shoot naked kids, but the truth is I love women. I fall in love weekly, and the last thing I want to do is debase those girls on this site. That being said, I used to talk about my sex life on this site all the time and it just got me in trouble. Plus this site is slightly a business now and even though it is completely unprofessional and fucked up… I still probably shouldn’t be talking about that stuff.
    I will though direct you to this post, which is probably the type of shit you want to be reading….
    http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/2007/09/03/fuck-fuck-fuck/

  4. July 10th, 2009 | 5:11 pm

    @igor well shit lol, i hear ya then, ive had a lazy streak lately too, i think i need a vacation, a good long vacation should do the trick

  5. July 10th, 2009 | 5:15 pm

    Its a bit hard to go on vacation when your whole life is a vacation. Maybe I need to get a real job.

  6. July 11th, 2009 | 12:46 am

    Hey Doll if your ever back in the hampton roads area and you wanna hang out and shoot some nudes hit me up im always down for a good b&e <3

  7. July 11th, 2009 | 5:20 am

    I am in Richmond sometimes… but thats about as deep in to VA as I get… you could meet me in RVA maybe?

  8. July 11th, 2009 | 11:27 am

    Yea dude just let me know 🙂

  9. anthony
    November 4th, 2010 | 11:01 pm

    feeling your work. been looking at for hours.

  10. November 5th, 2010 | 3:55 am

    Thanks a bunch…

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