Okay, so maybe Morrissey wasn’t there, and maybe I am a day late with these photos, but that is fucking life.

The Trash/Music Slut Morrissey party was a ton of fun despite my hatred of the Smiths and Mr. Moz.  The night opened up with my boy Teddy Blanks doing some Morrissey covers followed up by a band called A Brief Smile doing a few more.  Like I said I am not a big Morrissey fan, but at least I had heart the first Smiths cover that Teddy did.  If nothing else it was amazing to see Teddy on stage for the first time since the Gaskets broke up over a year ago.  I cannot wait until his first solo show doing his own music.  His EP is pretty fantastic.

After the covers was back to normal party mode except for the bloggers that the Music Slut broke out and the fact that it is Fleet Week so there were sailors everywhere… and then there was the bachelorette party that showed up and my Gods Girl friend Erin showed up with a bunch of tattooed kids which made for quite the interesting night.

Later in the evening DJ Jess came out of no where and did his own Smiths cover before he introduced a girl who did this pretty amazing hula-hoop routine while taking her clothes off.  After that madness Stormy Leather came out and got completely naked and smashed a birthday cake with a sledge hammer before rubbing it all over herself and then throwing it in to the crowd.  I smelled like icing for the rest of the night.

Finally there was a Morrissey lip-sync contest which featured 3 of my friends and a guy who was basically too fucked up to stand.  My friend Melissa who is leaving town sadly kicked some ass but in the end it came down to the very sexy Justina Flash and the Moz-obsessed technical show from the Music Slut’s own Matt Gross.  I sort of felt if he won the contest was rigged, but he actually was the best and his Morrissey tattoo won it for him in the end.

It was a crazy night and after a bunch of us went to a diner where we met possibly the cutest waitress I have ever seen.  I was going to ask her to marry me but some how while making change $20 were lost and it got super dramatic.  I am pretty sure we didn’t steal it though…

Anyway, there are a lot of rad photos and you can see them all by clicking here.  And FYI they are super NSFW due to Stormy and her naked cake smashing.  Adios.

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