Viral Video Weekend Update Part 2
So let’s continue with my half assed weekend posts. Here is part two to my viral video updates. I am actually going to go out tonight though so I might actually have pictures tomorrow. Being sick is a good excuse for not doing anything. So let’s begin:
The first video is a video I found a few months ago… It is for the ladies. It features helpful advice for meeting men. Did you know that 80% of men have suffered from shyness at one time? If you lie to them and pretend to like sports your vagina will be full of cocks in no time! Tap that gold mine!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmfSqN88tsc[/youtube]
Poor Adam West… he is broker than MC Hammer and has been forced to sell off some of his friend Batman’s stuff to pay the bills. I guess Family Guy isn’t paying him as much as you’d think… but then again, Arby’s Big Beef and Cheddar sandwiches don’t come cheap.
Lastly, I want to give a big “Fuck Yourself” to my least favorite human on Earth, Glenn Beck. I try not to watch his videos because I don’t want Fox News to make any advertising dollars on me, but luckily Gawker edited together some of Beck’s most insane moments so we can all laugh at his crazy ass together guilt free.
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Don’t be so hard on Glenn Beck. He has the entire Necronomicon tattooed on his dick, which is made even more impressive by the fact that he has no shaft to speak of. Only a head with balls. No girls will touch that, there’s nothing to touch! Hes acting out with frustration and self loathing.