Once upon a time there was this girl name Heidi who lived in New York. One day this handsome party photographer fell in love with her. Because of the way things are, she had to move to a far off distant land called Oklahoma where the party photographer could never get to her. That is until one day her band played in a magical town called Austin, Texas where the party photographer happened to be shooting bands just like hers. The photographer loved her soooo much that he blew off shooting Kanye West to see her band play. It was worth it because they were amazing and he got to hug her a lot. Unfortunately she has an evil boyfriend back in Oklahoma and could never be with the handsome photographer. Fortunately though, Mr. West played a secret show a few hours later and the photographer got to shoot him anyway so he lived happily ever after. The end.

Seriously though, Trash Yourself are fucking awesome. They played at the Lose Control party at Canvas. mThere show was insanely fun and I am trying to bring them to NYC. If you want to book them at the end of April hit me up. Check out all these amazing photos of them here, and then listen to their new song DIE featuring the Toxic Avenger below. You know you want to.

Trash Yourself – Die

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