Day two in Vegas. I wake up and I can’t talk. My voice is gone, I feel like hell and I can’t stop coughing. I also slept until 3 PM because of all the cough syrup I drank. My lips are chapped because of the dry weather and the tap water sucks so I am completely dehydrated. Amazing. So I get my shit together quick and make it down to the Adult Entertainment Expo for the last hour and a half of the day. I didn’t get a lot of shots, but I met that dude Dennis from the Bunny Ranch who was pretty amusing. These photos are the worst of the trip. Day thee is a bit better. I just really wish I had my other computer with me. I will probably reedit these when I get home.

Anyway, after the AEE I decided to sleep through the Awards Show because I hear it is tediously boring. I took a nap at 8 and accidentally woke up at 1:30 AM. I went down to the Circle Bar at the Venetian and ran into Joanna Angel and James Deen. She was really sad because she didn’t win any awards after being nominated for a ton. Everyone was real upset for her. It sucked. Her boyfriend James however took home Male Performer of the Year which is a pretty big deal and we are all very proud of him, despite the fact that he is often a dick to me when he is drunk. After that I met up with Zui and we went to this Fetish party that DJ Jess was DJing. I went to it last year and it was fucking insane. This year I ended up staying much later and things got even crazier.

I saw many, many people having sex. Sex in every bathroom, in the shower, on the beds, on the floor. I only saw one person use a condom though. And that was a threesome on one of the beds. One of the rooms had this vacuum thing on it where you could go into it and they would suck out all the air and it would look like you are Han Solo when he got frozen in carbonite. Then girls rub on you and you breath through a tube. Everyone just watched everyone fuck. People were whipping everyone and there was a stripper pole where people would just take turns stripping. There was also a big spiderweb that people tied themselves too and got tortured for fun. It was pretty amazing. All sorts of fetishes were being carried out all over the place. I saw the biggest penis I have ever seen. These two black dudes were double teaming this older blonde chick with giant fake boobs. I stood around with like 5 people watching two people have anal sex in the shower. It was pretty out of control. You couldn’t take photos, and I respected that for the most part, but there was this girl who I wanted to shoot who I met the night before so we went into a bathroom and did a few shots. Then later I met this amazing girl named Tuesday who grabbed me and made out with me. An hour later she lost her phone, so I called it until someone answered it. She rewarded me with a pretty hot and drunken photo shoot that you will see later. Lastly, I saw this porn star fucking someone and then she just sort of stopped because she was so fucking wasted. She sat down next to me and tried to put on her latex outfit but she was in the shower earlier and it was wet and she couldn’t get it on. So me and like 4 other people tried to help her. I thought they had it under control so I left. 45 min later I came back and she still hadn’t put her pants on. She was so fucking wasted. Her friend brought her a water and she was like “Is this water? Because I want more booze.” This was like 7 AM. At noon that day I saw her signing autographs at the convention. That is fucking championship. She told me that she didn’t remember any of it, but evidently she ordered eggs for breakfast and evidently she is vegan. I think I sort of fell in love. I left the party at 830 AM and ate breakfast with Jess and Tre. Morgan Dayne was sitting next to us and we talked to her about her AVN Awards dress. Then I checked out, and went back to the AEE. Fun.

Okay, check out the shots from Saturday at the AEE here.

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