Super Bowl Bound
The Miami Dolphins could in fact be the greatest football team every to play the game of football. Okay, maybe that is a slight exaggeration, but last week when they got embarrassed by the historically lowly Arizona Cardinals I was sure they were the worst team to ever play the game, so watching them beat the living snot out of the hated New England Patriots was enough to bring tears to my eyes. Seriously, I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and I actually considered sleeping in and missing the game. It would have been the first game I missed since 2003. Thank god I woke up randomly at noon.
I am sure you don’t care but Ronnie Brown lined up as quarter back six times during the game and scored on 4 of those plays including a passing touchdown. He rushed for over 100 yards with 5 scores. Ricky Williams also had nearly 100 yards and they gave up no sacks and no turnovers. Fucking brilliant.
Okay, so I am going to take a nap now, but Jesus fucking Christ I am ecstatic. Miami Dolphins #1!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5c4DKdxU9g[/youtube]
Comments (2)
Miami Dolphins #1? Thats like Matthew McConaughey winning an Oscar. New England’s defense was out to god damn lunch. Enjoy that hardon, Igor. It’ll be flaccid once again before too long.
You know Rick, I almost called you to express my condolences for Brady’s injury… But then again, we would have scored 38 on him too…
Matthew McConaghey is one of America’s greatest treasures you bastard.