All I Need Is Cop

So I got a parking ticket the other day and it made me realize I don’t have any cop friends that could fix this situation for me. So I decided to place some personal ads on Craigslist. Click the adds to see the actual posts while they last.

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UPDATE – 6.12.08:
I didn’t receive any responses to my add until today.

The $#%#D@ nerve.  I hope they hammer you hard.
What your asking for and what your offering in return is a serious charge.
I suggest you stay off of craigs list with your nonsense.

HAHAHAHAHA….

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Comments (10)

Comments

  1. AKL
    June 8th, 2008 | 10:00 pm

    HAHHA! OMG THIS IS CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZINESSSSS!

  2. alexi
    June 8th, 2008 | 11:03 pm

    hahahahhahahahahah

  3. June 9th, 2008 | 10:03 am

    Hysterically funny. Sweet Jesus, I hope this works out.

  4. June 9th, 2008 | 3:07 pm

    Maybe you should just park legally.

  5. June 9th, 2008 | 4:19 pm

    That’s AMAZING. I need a few cop friends myself. I’m not nearly as proactive about the situation as you are though.

  6. Dawn
    June 9th, 2008 | 8:42 pm

    Hey, uhhh, any cops out there who want to go out with me? lol

  7. June 10th, 2008 | 4:18 am

    @ Barry – it was an accident
    @ Jennifer, if you find any let me know.

  8. Teddy
    June 10th, 2008 | 7:45 am

    Less naked people, more funny craigslist posts!

  9. Ben
    June 12th, 2008 | 9:28 am

    you stole this idea from lil’ wayne

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=5ug4jSvNsRE&feature=related

  10. June 12th, 2008 | 11:25 am

    i think lil wane and i have slightly different motivations for trying to “fuck the police”

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