I am now older than Kurt Cobain was when he died.  Is that really possible?   I am older than most professional football players.  I am too old to be the Real World.  Shit.  All my dreams have been crushed by my withering life.

As you should know by now, I don’t drink.  And as you should also know by now, I DO drink on my birthday.  And while I have work on Friday and will not be getting destroyed tonight, I WILL be on Friday.  At the party Trash. At the club 40C.  On Ave C and 3rd.

Let us now take a look back at the shots from the last time I got drunk at Trash, just one short year ago.  Thanks to TK for the photos.

This is Anna.  I saw her waiting in line to get in and I thought she was cute so I pulled her to the front.  I think I asked the dude with her if I could make out with her.  After that we talked online all the time… but I have only seen her once since and that was for like one minute.

Dimitry and Alana totally love me.  Too bad D can’t make it this year.  One of the main reasons I celebrated my birthday at High Voltage last night too.

These two random Asians pulled me into a bathroom.  I don’t really remember this part of the night at all, but let’s just say there were some pictures that did not end up online…

This is my homie Leah.  The only girl to ever make my top 8 without dating me first.  She does this.  This photo pretty much sums up exactly how I am when I am drunk.

This is Roo.  I met her at Motherfucker two days earlier and I fell in love with her.  I kept telling her that she was the only person I wanted to make out with, but I had to make out with everyone for my birthday.  It was her birthday too. I only saw her once again after this and then she moved.


This is my brother.  He is amazing.

I made out with 22 people last year and this girl was number 22.  I never saw her again, but shortly after this my friends found her camera at a Daft Punk show.  So if anyone knows her, let me know, I would like to get her the pictures back.

This is Zoe.  I ended up dating her shortly after this photo was taken.  It has pretty much been my most serious relationship in NYC.  Really my only relationship… That night I took a photo of us kissing for the first time which I always thought would be cute to show our grandkids.  Heh.

So yes, that is it.  Come out this year and witness me falling over and trying to make out with everyone and breaking my cameras and it all being a huge disaster.  It will be SO MUCH FUN!

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