If you ever see me do karaoke which never happens, I will probably sing Viva Las Vegas as it is one of my favorite songs ever.  Now officially I have been to Vegas.  I left my house at 10am and I got to my room at about 930pm EST.  I had to wait forever to get my bag, get my rental car, drive the wrong way down the strip, get stuck in traffic, have to wait 28 minutes in line to check in and then walk like a mile to my room.  It was a very long trip but my room is actually 10 times better than I expected.  It is simultaneously the cheapest and the biggest hotel room I have ever stayed in.  And while it is hideously ugly and has terrible lighting it does have a big ass bed and a lot of room to roll around in.  There are 3 “tasteful” clown paintings in this room… I guess that should be expected when you are staying at the Circus Circus but it is still fucking weird.  I am going to get someone naked in here as soon as possible…. and since every porn star in America is here this weekend that shouldn’t be impossible.  Here are some quick shots I took in my room.  I am going to take a nap and then I am going to try to document some of this weirdness.

Oh, and just so this isn’t a throwaway post I linked these photos to some cool Vegas related videos.  Click them!

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