Fuck yes.  It is now 2:30PM.  I stayed up all night working on updates for this site so that when I am gone, even if I can’t get to the computer I won’t miss a beat.  You get AT LEAST one post a day.  A new video post every day that I am gone.  Most of this trip I don’t know what I am doing or where I am staying.  I am traveling alone and I don’t really have any places to stay exactly secured.  Here are my plans or lack of:

Tomorrow at noon I get on a plane and travel to Las Vegas for the Adult Video News Awards… the only problem is I don’t have tickets to the awards or any passes to the trade shows or anything.   I also have very little money.  I am staying in a hotel because the Circus Circus is only $37 a night which I am sure is going to be one of the weirdest places I have ever had to sleep.  I have some parties I’ve been asked to shoot but I don’t know what the parking situation is like in Vegas as I have never been.  I just have this idea that it is going to cost me $25 dollars every time I need to move my rental car.  I don’t really know how I am going to get around and I don’t know anyone who lives in town…

Then after a weird weekend in Vegas I am driving to LA and staying… um… I have no idea where I am staying.  I am just going to map quest Vegas to LA and hope I can find someone to stay with.  I have talked to a few people who said they would let me crash, but who fucking knows.  I have made plans with a bunch of Gods Girls to take naked photos of them, and I have lunch dates with Maddox and a bunch of people I haven’t seen in years, but I can’t even get my best friend to call me back about sleeping on his couch for a day or two.  I am probably going to end up sleeping in my compact rental car!  I am positive I am going to get lost and into an accident driving in LA.  Can’t wait!

Then the scariest part of my trip I am going to Park City, UT for Sundance… The thing is, I have no idea why.  This guy who I don’t know suggested he might be able to get me some photo opportunities so I just booked a flight.   I just happen to know this girl slightly (I’ve met her twice) who told me she would let me sleep at her house in Salt Lake City and drive me to Park City.  So I am counting on two people I barely know completely.  If they fall though I have no idea what I am going to do.  I also have no passes to Sundance or anything, I am just going to wonder and maybe wait in a long ass line for tickets to something.  Then it is back to NYC and real life.

I know it is sort of bullshit to go on a vacation when you don’t really have job, but when I get back I am going to have to get a day job because I am running out of money.  This site is like a job, I spend 30 hours a week on it or so, but it pays very fucking little.   I am sure I am going to have a lot less time for this job when I get back, so this adventure better get me a lot of content.  I am sure it is going to be a disaster, but I can’t wait.

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