In my life I have done few truly great things.  I don’t have a long list of accomplishments I can look back on and say “Hey.  I live life man.  I was there.  I did something.” But while most of my life has been a giant waste of time, I can point to these two videos and say “I was there.  I did something.” I coincidentally witnessed both the best and the worst freestyle raps ever… “Woah, Hold on there for a minute.” you say.  “I don’t believe for one second that you saw even one of these things.”  Oh ye of little faith. I got it all on tape.

Round 1:  The Worst Freestyle Rap Ever

Meet Mizkut.  Mostly I just remember this kid as being fucking annoying, but I really hold a grudge against him because he was a total condescending prick to one of my best friends for no reason.  Also after his “business” partner had be collect a group of musicians for a compilation CD they supposedly wanted to put out, he backed out of the deal, leaving me to apologize to bands that I practically had to beg to be on their bullshit CD.  Thirdly the guy thinks he is the shit for absolutely no reason.  Oh… an another thing, that I just remembered this second.  On my 22nd birthday I got to make out with this girl Anisa who I thought was the prettiest girl I had ever seen, but not only did he cock block me by making her go home early, but he told her exboyfriend about it, so when they got back together he wouldn’t even let her talk to me any more and I never saw her again.  Fucking douche!  Anyway, luckily I have video of this guy being a total bitch.  Enjoy this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2E6rcB1LlA[/youtube]

Round 2: The Best Freestyle Rap Ever

Meet the Condom Sultan.  So called the Condom Sultan because he sold one of the Gaskets condoms from his perch as third shift supervisor at a Colonial Williamsburg, VA convenient store.   The aforementioned Gaskets were playing a house party at aforementioned Colonial Williamsburg when out of nowhere the famed Condom Sultan arrived on his bi-cycle, as I like to pronounce it, and joined us at the party.  At the end of the said Gaskets set Ross of said band began to play random beats that he had created and random folks began to take turns freestyling badly.  It was horribly embarrassing for everyone involved… that is until the Condom Sultan stepped up to the plate and knocked that party out of the fucking ball park.  Motherfucker rocked the mic so hard my shoe laces are still untied.  This guy puts the bang in Bangladesh.  He puts the sick in Sikh… ladies and gentlemen… I give you MC SULTAN.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYb14LGVeYg&watch_response[/youtube]

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