I had a really shitty night before I went to NC-17. I hung out with some people, and they all seemed to hate me and wouldn’t let me get a word in. Then they all ditched me. I have not failed in a social situation that badly since I was in the 7th grade or something. This guy we were with just kept talking non stop and every time I said something he just ignored it and kept talking. And they just talked about their friends that I didn’t know. I have never been so aggressively bored. I was in such a bad mood after. Luckily I got to hang out with Liah at NC-17 and that put me in a good mood. As did meeting this 29 year old girl who strangely has her life together and does not do coke every day and get passed out drunk 5 nights a week. She even has a job. Wow. Plus I got Apathy naked (which you will see in a few days) which is always fun. So yeah, good night. Check out the pictures. (There is a preview of the Apathy set in here so it is NSFW.)

PS. These are amazing photos.

The PHTHRD competition is out of control.  I am not really happy with any of my photos except The Losers Love Lesbians one.  It is my favorite of the 5 in the contest.  I can’t say that about the others.  This competition seems to have nothing to do with who has the best work, although I am coming in last in every category so maybe it has something to do with who has the worst work.  Whatever the case, I think that the winning photos in this contest are not going to be close to the best ones.  That being said, here are the rejected photos from the L brief which you can read about in one of the other dozen posts I have made about PHTHRD.  Also, you can VOTE here, although it seems pointless at this point. At least when you look through these you can look at my ex-girlfriend making out with her best friend… which is really all I have left now that she wants nothing to do with me for no reason.  Great.

Bad vibes all around. No time for webbing. Must get rest. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Two photo sets up later. Could be good. Could be not. We shall see, but that is for later. For now we have a video, selected just for today’s post by the lovely Marina.

I put these up separately because they are slightly sexy and I wanted to have another post reminding you to VOTE for my pictures.  These photos just looked awkward to me because of the way she was holding her boobs.  I couldn’t find anyone just to go full on topless so I had to make due.  I appreciated her help, but it just looked weird, so I didn’t use any of them.  These are mildly NSFW.  But no more so than this one down here.

Rabbit, Rabbit. First gallery of the month. My new pet name for girls is “Pumpkin Bucket”.

Since being being dumped the other day High Voltage was really my first chance to make out with a stranger, so I opted for the tall Long Island girl I have been flirting with at HV the last two weeks. She is so tall in fact, that the bouncer warned me she might be a man. She is not, but I thought that was very funny. Then I tried to make out with her friends and then I went home alone. Fun times. Below is the greatest photo I have ever taken. In fact it might be the greatest photo ever taken by a human. I suggest you all put it as your myspace profile picture. And in case you don’t know how to download photos from my site, here is a refresher. Check the photos.

I have been going through 40 hours of DV Tape that I have shoved into a box in my bed room. There is going to be some weird stuff that comes out. So for the next few weeks, expect to see a bunch of my home movies. I haven’t picked up a video camera in a few years though, so you might get a very weird opinion of me that is not at all the way I am now. Petty vandalism when I was under 18, hanging out with pot heads in college, etc. Some funny stuff, but nothing as funny as my friend Biro in a hot dog suit. My little brother is a professional film editor, yet I couldn’t spend more than 30 min on this clip. Oh well, it is still both funny and as annoying as the original Peanut Butter Jelly Time Video. If you Stumble or Digg or any of that stuff, do so to this post, cause like it would be really funny if this got a few thousand views. Now there he go…

I may be coming in last in the voting… but at least the Village Voice loves me…
Check out this article on the PHTHRD competition online.

Click the quote for the scanned version of the article.

Orange is one of my least favorite colors. (Don’t ask me why my site is orange… it won’t be for long) Of all the colors in the rainbow I got orange for my PHTHRD color. I had to take a photo that used orange to express fashion or some such thing. I’ve gone over this PHTHRD thing several times, but if you still don’t know what I am talking about click here. Anyway, here are all the rejected shots from my orange shoot. I put up a lot of stuff so you could see my process or something. I wouldn’t normally upload stuff like this, but I wanted you to see how I shot for the event. I saved the half naked girl wearing orange for tomorrow though…

Anyway, my life is falling apart and I had my first panic attack today. Also, in slightly related news, I am single for serious now. None of this getting back together shit. For the record my life falling apart has 90% to do with bed bugs, 5% to do with said being single and 5% to do with several other factors. Bed bugs are the worst thing ever. Don’t get them.

So yeah, VOTE FOR ME in the PHTHRD contest. And remember you have to vote for all three of my photos, not just the first one. Just don’t let me come in last place. Thanks guys. Here are the orange photos. And read the shit I wrote about orange in the gallery, because like I wrote it a few days ago before I wanted to kill myself.

I have nothing to say about these photos.  I like them more than I like a lot of the galleries I shoot.  I just need to fucking go to sleep.  The only real thing I can say is that I found out last night that two of the cutest girls I know look exactly alike and I never put it together until I saw them standing next to each other.  I took a photo, see if you can tell who I am talking about.