BREAKING NEWS: This rare Mitt Romney video was just discovered! If features him taking and talking about drugs. This could be potentially very damaging to his campaign. He was just 21 at the time. You heard it here first.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWzJ3ONi10I[/youtube]

I usually go to parties alone, but I have been hanging out with this girl a bunch so we went to Trash together. This made me talking to girls slightly awkward. This one drunk girl was draped over me and the girl I was with just walked away. I went to find her and she was like “I saw you kiss that girl.” But the thing is, I didn’t. I am not sure if she would have been upset either way, but it was unfortunate. And then she got in a fight with this guy who was hitting on her and insulting her at the same time and that was dramatic. And then she told me how cute this guy was and proceeded to talk to get another drink and talk to him instead of leaving like she said she was going to. When she told me she was going to leave, I said I was going to leave, hoping to leave with her. But then she hung out with this guy, and I felt shitty, so I left anyway. Right before I left some Gods Girls showed up and I didn’t even get to TRY to get them naked, much less actually get them naked. Over all a shitty night, but the girl called me yesterday so maybe it will work out after all.  She is quite swell; I would hold her hand any day of the week.  Look at the pictures, maybe you can find her.

Mario AKA Thomas Leyshon of the infamous Mario Brothers is the number one suspect in an attack and robbery of four elderly women.  He was arrested after a 24 hour man hunt.  Read more…

Meet Bunny Black Jack AKA Willy Dictionary AKA Metal Vader AKA Will Battle Cole.  Mr. Cole dressed as the Daniel San in the shower scene in Karate Kid II. His friends dressed as the Cobra Kai. Then he got wasted and had to destroy his costume out of principle. It was just the only thing to do.

 In other news:  I need to sleep so I am not going to update again today probably.  Whenever I say this I usually end up updating anyway, but today my goal is to be asleep by 12:30 and sleep until 10PM.  Then I am going to watch the Wire until I go to Glamdammit at Rififi.  I hope to see you guys there.

Yo. I have been telling Julius that I would shoot his party forever. I finally did and I had a blast. My friends were in town for Daft Punk. I brought them. The girls showed some boobs. So its NSFW, but there will be more NSFW of them in their own gallery later. Yeah yeah. The girl I am kissing in some of these photos is probably the hottest girl I have seen in my life, so that is good. Okay, I think that is it. Check check check check check it out.

Here are some photos that I didn’t know where to put. I just put them in a folder and now you can see them. They are old. See for yourself. This photo here is from when my neighbors apartment burned down the first and only time I did acid. You can see my windows on the left side of the screen. They melted and smoke filled up my house. I thought I was going to lose everything. But I didn’t, my house just smelled like BBQ for the entire time I lived there.

Yesterday I went to ARC and got some new shoes. I wanted to buy the Nikebooks, but somehow I was convinced that I should buy two of the three Nike Back To School shoes. I got the Crayola Vandals and the Dunk High Composition Books. They also had Elmer’s glue Air Max’s but I did not get them. Read about them here. But yeah… check them.

Check out Robot Rock and Oh Yeah. I missed the show, but I sent spys in my place. I was the first person to upload footage from the show to YouTube, so like I win. More footage in the coming days. I also have a lot of shit for you later today. It is 7AM… I am going to sleep.

I was in such a bad mood before I got to High Voltage. Then I saw my ex and it sort of freaked me out. I was going to leave right then, but I decided to go inside first. Everyone I wanted to see was inside. I instantly got in a good mood and danced a lot and took a bunch of bad photos cause I was jumping around and stuff. Usually when I am in a good mood I shoot really well, but it was not the case. For the second night in a row Nicky, Bronques and I were at the same party… Antwan was there too. I want all the NYC photobloggers to go to Sears or something and get a nice family portrait done. It would be so cute. Anyway, it was Alana’s birthday and it was a blast until the cops showed up for whatever reason cops show up and everyone left… so I did too. Because of this I did not take many pictures, but you should look at them anyway.