Rabbit, Rabbit. First gallery of the month. My new pet name for girls is “Pumpkin Bucket”.

Since being being dumped the other day High Voltage was really my first chance to make out with a stranger, so I opted for the tall Long Island girl I have been flirting with at HV the last two weeks. She is so tall in fact, that the bouncer warned me she might be a man. She is not, but I thought that was very funny. Then I tried to make out with her friends and then I went home alone. Fun times. Below is the greatest photo I have ever taken. In fact it might be the greatest photo ever taken by a human. I suggest you all put it as your myspace profile picture. And in case you don’t know how to download photos from my site, here is a refresher. Check the photos.

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