If anyone who reads this actually knows me, you will know that I am obsessed with competitive eating. Joey Chestnut ate 59.5 hot dogs, smashing the worlds record. Joey will bring back the hot dog title to the USA this year, and I will be there to witness it. Come 4th of July, America will once again be on top of the world. Also, I think I have a hook up this year so I might get a photo pass. Hot damn.

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