I am not hung over at all.  And I am up by 3pm.  Wow.  Vitamin Water is amazing.  Anyway, Jess posted a bunch of photos from my birthday last night.  In every one of the pictures of me I look just completely drunk.  There is this crazy glazed look in my eyes.  Last night was probably the most out of control night I have ever had.  I got a text this AM that said “you were bent last night.  way to walk out of the bathroom with ten chix!”  I think it was just three when she saw me though.  And I think they were cute asian girls, but what do I know.  They were speaking in Thai or something.  Maybe. I could be making that up.  At some point I was making out with someone while someone else was peeing and they were both playing with my um… stuff.  I tried to make out with 10 girls last night, I made out with 22.  Half of that 22 didn’t even know it was my birthday.  Complete strangers.  I brought my point and shoot film camera but it ran out of batteries before the real crazy stuff happened.  Plus I don’t know what is even on it that I could even show it, if I can legally get it developed.  TK took photos, I haven’t even looked at them yet, but they will go up soon.  Tomorrow probably, tonight if I can get my shit together.  We shall see.  I can’t imagine how sick and twisted my life would be if I got drunk every night. Click here to see Jess’ account of the night.

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