Last Friday I was trying to go see Hot Fuzz, but no one would go with me. I kept planning on going, but I kept putting it off because I wanted to find someone to go with. Then out of nowhere I get a call from this girl I had not seen since I first moved to NYC. She was the first girl I met that I really liked, despite the fact that I met her after taking photos of her tits at Rated X. Anyway, we got a long real well, until I called her like 5 times in an hour. The thing was I thought her phone was off, but somehow she got all my calls anyway. So she stopped talking to me. Then Friday she calls; weird. So I ask her to Hot Fuzz. We go, it’s great. (review coming soon?) Anyway after the movie I convince her to Trash with me. Unfortunately when we get there the cops have the place shut down. They aren’t letting anyone in. So we go grab some food. We get a long really great and stuff and I am all crushing on her, but she has to go home. She goes home, and I go back to Trash.

At Trash there is almost no one there. I say hi to this girl I met the week before. She sort of rudely cuts me off, so I go about my night. I take some pictures, have an awkward conversation with Dave Attell, and talk to some friends. I get bored quickly and decide to leave. I say good bye to a friend of mine and he is kissing this girl. I talk to her for a minute and she demands I take photos of her making out with her friend, who happens to be the girl who blew me off earlier. Anyway, they make out and take some pictures. And then some other girls make out, and there is some boob licking and such. Anyway two of the girls leave, and I am left with the other two. If I am being sort of vague and confusing it is because presumably all these girls are going to read this. So like I said, I am left with two of the girls. I hit on them both a little bit and try to get them to come back to my place. They have to work in the morning, no they aren’t into it. We walk to the L train and I have my hand on both of their asses. At some point I kiss one, and then the other. A bunch of hispanic thugs walk by and start yelling shit about how I was the man and how they had never seen anything like that. I just told them thats how I rolled and continued making out with the girls, although it was very awkward with these guys standing over us. So the girls told me they would come back to my place some other time and we got on the subway. They were going towards 8th ave, and I was going to Brooklyn so we were across from each other. I somehow convinced them if I pulled my balls out, that they would show me their boobs. So I pulled my balls out in front of this woman sitting near me. The girls laughed and faked on the boob showing until their train came and one of them flashed me. So, I went home alone, but I did see two boobs, from two different people and I made out with two girls at the same time, so I guess that counts as a decent night out. Enjoy the photos, maybe you can figure out who is who. For their sakes, I hope not.

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