Two nights ago I was awoken by my friend, and I told her “Let me go back to sleep, my roommate and I have the dogs, we need to get our reward!”   I didn’t remember this until she said it, but when I did I thought that was a totally reasonable thing to tell her.  When you are reasonably broke, have a shitty job and have to run a website to stay entertained, the last thing you want is to have a dream ruined by the naked girl in your bed.  And even though I went back to sleep, I never got that reward.  Fuck.

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