When walking by a circus tent at the Gathering of the Juggalos I over heard someone on a microphone yell out “Are you ready to see some midgets bleed!?!” As a man who is always ready to see anyone bleed I was sold – dwarfism or not. When I got over to the stage they were hyping the fight. They brought up a “Pint sized brawler” who agreed to let a man stable a dollar bill to one of his testicles for $65. The guy who paid the money was way too excited about doing it. As someone who once accepted $75 just to pierce my scrotum, $65 to get an actual ball stapled seemed like a little bit low.

After that horrible episode was over they left us to bake in the “Freak Show Tent” which while out of the sun was actually somehow hotter than outside of the tent and far more humid. People kept throwing water bottles and Faygo at everyone which did not help the humidity. When the dwarfs returned I was sweating sun block into my eyes.  The midgets hit each other with stop signs and stapled dollar bills onto each other’s heads. They were accepting dollar bills like strippers would except you didn’t get to see boobs, you just got to see a bleeding midget.  Fair enough, I will take that all day.

The match was soon over and I spend the rest of the day light hours trying to move our 30 foot RV to a better parking spot so I could ecape back to civilzation the second ICP ended later that night.

Click here to see a lot of photos of Half Pint Brawlers wrassle each each other and staple gun dollar bills to all sorts of things. This gallery is NSFW, but not in the good way… Enjoy!

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

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