Last weekend my friend, Penthouse Pet and the “Tony Robbins of sex” Ryan Keely held her first Porn Star Sex Life seminar at Velour Lounge.  I was hired to shoot some promotional shots for the event as well as get some shots for the eventual DVD release of the seminar. But as well as shooting I got to watch the entire seven hour seminar and even an experienced sexual deviant like myself learned some tricks.  Ryan had help running the seminar and she was assisted by fellow Penthouse Pet Justine Joli, fetish model Jade Vixen and pick up artist guru Josh Rosenberg.

The seminar started off with Josh teaching a lesson on how to find yourself a girl to practice these techniques on and then Ryan led a lengthy discussion on how to find the clitoris but after that they jumped straight into the proper techniques of fisting. It was full steam from there with some pretty advanced lessons on all sorts of sex.  Ryan gave pointers on oral sex, the best positions, and finally anal sex, the whole time demonstrating, in a more or less safe for work, these techniques on Jade and Justine.  She also went through a number of simple stretches you could do at home to make your sex life dramatically better in just a few weeks. Jade gave a lesson in my specialty – rough sex and Justine broke down STD’s and sex hygene.

All the girls were extremely knowlagable and talked a lot about the biology of sex in a way that would have made sex ed classes in high school a lot more interesting.  And while I an experienced pervert, former Love Line addict (in the Riki Rachtman days) and self proclaimed sexpert, there was a lot of stuff I am pretty excited to try most importantly Justine Joli’s pattented move the “pussy massage” which sort of blew my mind.

You guys should probably sign up for the next seminar or at least check out the DVD when it comes out.  The whole thing was pretty awesome even on zero sleep and I was lucky enough to get paid to be there.  Sure beats working at Starbucks.

Now, you should probably click here to see all the photos from the event. Technically they are safe for work, but um… they probably aren’t at all. Enjoy.

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