I am pretty sure when I was 10 I had a clown at my birthday party.  And maybe at some point I had a magician.  Notorious pornographer photographer and total babe Ellen Stagg threw a Circus themed birthday last night with a magician, a strong man, tarot cards readings, a sexy lion tamer routine and naked Penthouse Pets.  It was pretty exciting and very Not Safe For Work.

Ellen is an amazing photographer.  You should check out her website as it has many sexy ladies and rad photography on it.  I am a pretty big fan. It’s clear I am not her only fan as downstairs of Lit was packed with family and friends of Ms. Stagg. There were several amazing acts as well as in between DJing provided by Trouble & Bass’ own the Captain.

The night started off with a strongman called The Crusher.  He was assisted by the lovely Burning Angel Ariel. Ariel is one of my favorite people on Earth and last night she gave me her new business card that had about 10 jobs listed on it from fitness instructor to go go dancer to laser tattoo remover. No where did it mention anything about being used as a free weight for a strong man, but that was pretty impressive none the less.

After the Crusher & Ariel came the adorable Justine Jolie playing a lion as Ellen Stagg managed to tame her.  There was whipping and nudity and sexiness all around.  It was pretty hot.  Justine pretty damn amazing.  You should check her website out if you wanna see her do more than just take off her lion costume…

The next act was a magician named Matt the Magician Holtzclaw. Now, I generally hate magic.  I don’t see how you can’t. Magicians are self righteous and they try to trick you.  I mean they are basically lying to people for a living, and acting like you should be amused by their shenanigans.  I take a stand against magic.  However, Matt was actually pretty amazing.  He did some quick sligh of hand that involved smoking and drinking, he did some really gross stuff with some string and he talked his wife into pulling her boobs out.  I am not sure how anyone couldn’t get behind that. I actually talked to Matt and his wife for quite some time and they were really rad people too…

The final act was possibly the best, it was certainly the most jaw dropping.  Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely did a three or four song burlesque number that climaxed with her pulling out a bottle of lotion and spraying the whole thing all over herself.  She poured like half of the bottle into her mouth and spit it all over the place.  It made for some pretty insane photos.  I talked to her after the show as well and she seems to be a really rad chick.  We talked about shooting some pictures of her in the future.  I hope that happens as she is kinda a babe as you might have noticed. Check out her site here.

All in all it was a rad party and I met a bunch of cool people and got a very weird assortment of business cards.  My 30th birthday is coming up soon and I only hope it can be half as wild as Ellen’s but I will do my damnedest.  Anyway, a big happy birthday once again to Ellen, and if you want to see all the crazy pictures you should most assuredly click here.

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