Three things I have learned about Vegas so far: The tap water tastes like shit, they don’t sell gum in Casinos and the classic rock station plays Prince.

Day two started off well with a Gods Girl named Toryn coming over for some creepy clown photos (you will get to see them when I get back) and we shot a really weird clown “porn” “music video”. And by porn I mean topless and by music video I mean she was dancing to a song. I will try to get that up before I get back….

Anyway, after that the day was pretty much disappointing. I went to the Burning Angel event at Minxx strip club. The club was trying to rotate things with strippers so none of the stuff I wanted to shoot was happening on time. Strip clubs make me uncomfortable, it was actually the first time I had been in one. I don’t really like the idea of paying people to get naked. None of the porn folks I was with seemed to be paying too much attention to the strippers, and the strippers looked pretty bored. I eventually got this girl Sailor naked in the bathroom and then the Swing Shift Side Show did some more stuff. There was a girl who shot darts out of her vagina which was cool. Zamora Torture King did what he does best and stabbed himself with long skewers. Hick, Nick And Jew and a Half (of the dead) played some songs right before I left with Jess and Sarah 2.0 who are featured in these photos in the back of a limo. The highlight of the party was talking to Mystery about picking up women and then he did a mediocre job of making my business card disappear. Interesting dude. Everything took so damn long at Minxx that by the time we got back to my car it was pretty late. We tried to go to the VividAlt party at Beauty Bar but Bronques said it was dead so we turned around and went to this fetish party at the Venetian. I am not a big fetish guy and I didn’t know many people and they wouldn’t let anyone take pictures so I did not stay long… but there were a lot of naked people and some interesting stuff going on. I saw a guy getting peed on and the oldest boobs I have ever seen in real life. I was leaving the Venetian and I ran into Ron Jeremy which was cool. I then called it an early night and now I am awake during the day with not a lot to do. Everyone is at the AEE Convention but I applied for my press pass to late and I don’t want to pay for it, so I am watching football instead. Anyway, I have no idea what I am doing to night but I am sure it is weird.

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Here are a bunch of random photos from the night.

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